Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Severus Snape
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 07/12/2003
Updated: 10/26/2003
Words: 34,369
Chapters: 19
Hits: 4,402

When Everything Goes Wrong

Kill_Bellatrix

Story Summary:
Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.

When Everything Goes Wrong 07

Chapter Summary:
Ok in this chapter Sarah's true side is shown. Draco causes mayham at the mall. He almost gets arrested. Someone fires a gun. All this and more.
Posted:
07/15/2003
Hits:
178
Author's Note:
Well we didn't get flamed yet so we're assuming that you like the story..HEHEHE!!


* FINALLY GETS TO SQUARE ONE*

Paulina: So what we going to do???

Draco: I'm hungry.

Paulina & Sarah: Food court it is.!! * start walking toward the food court *.

Andrea: * follows Paulina and Sarah *.

Draco: * doesn't move *.

Sarah: * turns around and faces Draco * Umm what's wrong!?!?!? * grabs Draco and tries to drag him *.

Draco: * looks around * What is this place?!?!?

Andrea: It's called a shopping mall...now let's go, I thought you said you were hungry.

Sarah: It's like Diagon Alley only with more stores and people. * starts to drag Draco towards food court *.

Draco: Look at all the Muggles...* evil grin *.

Sarah: Umm . . . what ever you are thinking no!!!

Andrea: Yea...so what you guys getting to eat?

Sarah: Fries!!! * heads for New York Fries * Anyone else want some!?!?!

Andrea: Me!! Wait up!

Paulina: Me too!

* Sarah, Andrea, and Paulina walk over to New York Fries accidentally forgetting about Draco *.

* They come back to the spot where they left Draco and their stuff *.

Sarah: Umm guys where the HELL IS DRACO?!?! * begins to panic *.

*Andrea and Paulina look at each other and then everyone hears a loud blast like a gun shot *.

Andrea: Oh crap

*Everyone in the food court starts screaming and running and whatever people do when they're panicking like hell and don't want to get killed *.

* Sarah begins to run toward the place where they heard the gunshot. Gets knock over buy a muggle, falls into a chair and yells. Gets up and keeps running. *

*Andrea and Paulina run in opposite directions in case Draco had decided to run off *.

* Sarah runs into the middle of the store and looks around for any sign of Draco. After a few seconds of searching she spots some blond hair and darts towards the electronics store *.

* Andrea and Paulina run up to her, both gasping for breath after running around the food court dodging many people *.

* Sarah gets to the store to find Draco and Sandra (classmate) standing outside the store. Draco is in handcuffs and is swearing at security. While Sandra looks like she saw a ghost. *

Sarah: * pant * Ok umm what happened * glares at Draco *.

Andrea: * gasps for air * Sandra???

Sarah: * only just noticed Sandra * Great Miss Truly Blond probably said hi to him and then jumped him. * glares at Sandra *.

Andrea: *mumbles * Did you have any doubt about that?

Sandra: Hi guys! Guess who I just saw? * looking smug and stupid *.

Sarah: OH I don't know, Draco Malfoy!! * says sarcastically *.

Sandra: Hey! How did you know? Are you psychic or something? Do you want me to introduce you?

*Andrea watches in amusement at Sandra's stupidity and then walks over to the police that are holding Draco captive *.

Sarah: NO YOU STUPID MORON WE KNOW WHO HE IS!!!!!!

Sandra: Uh...you do? Then how do you know him?

Sarah: Umm * looks at Andrea and Paulina * Umm well he's.....he's ....my brother . . yeah that's it. He's my brother and he is a little over protective that's why he was defending himself. To tell you the truth he has a mental problem where he sometimes thinks he's a cop. When she approached he probably that she was a mugger or something. * sweat drop *.

Sandra: DRACO MALFOY'S YOUR BROTHER?!?!?! Wait...how come you don't have the same last name then?

Andrea: * takes out her wand behind her back and places the Imperius curse on a muggle passing by *.

Policeman #1: He's your brother?

Sarah: Yes... why?

Policeman #2: Well now we have to take you two downtown to the sta-.

Andrea: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A STREAKER!!!! * points at the muggle that she cast the imperious curse on and made them streak across the electronics store *

Sarah: EWWWW... * both police officers let go of Draco and go after the streakier* * Sarah grabs Draco and runs for the door *.

Draco: Uh...handcuffs...

Andrea: Don't worry about that! Accio keys!

* Keys fly into Andrea's hands *.

Sarah: Why didn't you just use Alohamora???

Andrea: Meh!!

Paulina: Well at least it worked.

Sandra: * following them * Where are you guys going?

Draco: * turns to Sarah * MENTAL...MENTAL...!!!!!!!! * face is now red with fury *.

Andrea: Sarah! I forgot that freezing spell that you cast on Peeves! Cast it on her quick!

Sarah: Wouldn't it be better to just erase her memory!?!?! * points wand at Sandra and murmurs "obliviate" *.

Andrea: Well whatever! We got to get out of here before we're noticed! If not we're gonna be so screwed!!

Sandra: *stands on one spot* Look at all the pretty people...

Paulina: Uh...I think you went a little too far...

Sarah: *shrugs * Its not like there was much there to lose. Ok we can apparate home * points wand at every one and mutters some type of spell none heard *.

Ok sorry bout the very short chapter but we didn't know what else to right. Well what do think of Draco getting arrested.??

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