- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Severus Snape
- Genres:
- Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
-
Published: 07/12/2003Updated: 10/26/2003Words: 34,369Chapters: 19Hits: 4,402
When Everything Goes Wrong
Kill_Bellatrix
- Story Summary:
- Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.
When Everything Goes Wrong 07
- Chapter Summary:
- Ok in this chapter Sarah's true side is shown. Draco causes mayham at the mall. He almost gets arrested. Someone fires a gun. All this and more.
- Posted:
- 07/15/2003
- Hits:
- 178
- Author's Note:
- Well we didn't get flamed yet so we're assuming that you like the story..HEHEHE!!
* FINALLY GETS TO SQUARE ONE*
Paulina: So what we going to do???
Draco: I'm hungry.
Paulina & Sarah: Food court it is.!! * start walking toward the food court *.
Andrea: * follows Paulina and Sarah *.
Draco: * doesn't move *.
Sarah: * turns around and faces Draco * Umm what's wrong!?!?!? * grabs Draco and tries to drag him *.
Draco: * looks around * What is this place?!?!?
Andrea: It's called a shopping mall...now let's go, I thought you said you were hungry.
Sarah: It's like Diagon Alley only with more stores and people. * starts to drag Draco towards food court *.
Draco: Look at all the Muggles...* evil grin *.
Sarah: Umm . . . what ever you are thinking no!!!
Andrea: Yea...so what you guys getting to eat?
Sarah: Fries!!! * heads for New York Fries * Anyone else want some!?!?!
Andrea: Me!! Wait up!
Paulina: Me too!
* Sarah, Andrea, and Paulina walk over to New York Fries accidentally forgetting about Draco *.
* They come back to the spot where they left Draco and their stuff *.
Sarah: Umm guys where the HELL IS DRACO?!?! * begins to panic *.
*Andrea and Paulina look at each other and then everyone hears a loud blast like a gun shot *.
Andrea: Oh crap
*Everyone in the food court starts screaming and running and whatever people do when they're panicking like hell and don't want to get killed *.
* Sarah begins to run toward the place where they heard the gunshot. Gets knock over buy a muggle, falls into a chair and yells. Gets up and keeps running. *
*Andrea and Paulina run in opposite directions in case Draco had decided to run off *.
* Sarah runs into the middle of the store and looks around for any sign of Draco. After a few seconds of searching she spots some blond hair and darts towards the electronics store *.
* Andrea and Paulina run up to her, both gasping for breath after running around the food court dodging many people *.
* Sarah gets to the store to find Draco and Sandra (classmate) standing outside the store. Draco is in handcuffs and is swearing at security. While Sandra looks like she saw a ghost. *
Sarah: * pant * Ok umm what happened * glares at Draco *.
Andrea: * gasps for air * Sandra???
Sarah: * only just noticed Sandra * Great Miss Truly Blond probably said hi to him and then jumped him. * glares at Sandra *.
Andrea: *mumbles * Did you have any doubt about that?
Sandra: Hi guys! Guess who I just saw? * looking smug and stupid *.
Sarah: OH I don't know, Draco Malfoy!! * says sarcastically *.
Sandra: Hey! How did you know? Are you psychic or something? Do you want me to introduce you?
*Andrea watches in amusement at Sandra's stupidity and then walks over to the police that are holding Draco captive *.
Sarah: NO YOU STUPID MORON WE KNOW WHO HE IS!!!!!!
Sandra: Uh...you do? Then how do you know him?
Sarah: Umm * looks at Andrea and Paulina * Umm well he's.....he's ....my brother . . yeah that's it. He's my brother and he is a little over protective that's why he was defending himself. To tell you the truth he has a mental problem where he sometimes thinks he's a cop. When she approached he probably that she was a mugger or something. * sweat drop *.
Sandra: DRACO MALFOY'S YOUR BROTHER?!?!?! Wait...how come you don't have the same last name then?
Andrea: * takes out her wand behind her back and places the Imperius curse on a muggle passing by *.
Policeman #1: He's your brother?
Sarah: Yes... why?
Policeman #2: Well now we have to take you two downtown to the sta-.
Andrea: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A STREAKER!!!! * points at the muggle that she cast the imperious curse on and made them streak across the electronics store *
Sarah: EWWWW... * both police officers let go of Draco and go after the streakier* * Sarah grabs Draco and runs for the door *.
Draco: Uh...handcuffs...
Andrea: Don't worry about that! Accio keys!
* Keys fly into Andrea's hands *.
Sarah: Why didn't you just use Alohamora???
Andrea: Meh!!
Paulina: Well at least it worked.
Sandra: * following them * Where are you guys going?
Draco: * turns to Sarah * MENTAL...MENTAL...!!!!!!!! * face is now red with fury *.
Andrea: Sarah! I forgot that freezing spell that you cast on Peeves! Cast it on her quick!
Sarah: Wouldn't it be better to just erase her memory!?!?! * points wand at Sandra and murmurs "obliviate" *.
Andrea: Well whatever! We got to get out of here before we're noticed! If not we're gonna be so screwed!!
Sandra: *stands on one spot* Look at all the pretty people...
Paulina: Uh...I think you went a little too far...
Sarah: *shrugs * Its not like there was much there to lose. Ok we can apparate home * points wand at every one and mutters some type of spell none heard *.
Ok sorry bout the very short chapter but we didn't know what else to right. Well what do think of Draco getting arrested.??
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