When Everything Goes Wrong

Hogwarts

Andrea: Well . . . I'm gonna go check up on Peeves.

Sarah: * looks at her watch * He's probably in the Great Hall, it's dinnertime. * Starts to walk up the stairs to the Great Hall *.

Andrea: Wait! You idiot!! Snape's probably in there!!

Sarah: * still walking up the stairs * So, we will give him a huge surprise to see us again in Hogwarts. Won't everyone be surprised? * Smirks *. I deserve a little fun don't I? * Pouts and gives puppy dog eyes*

Andrea: * sighs * Fine then . . . let's go.

Sarah: Ok * pushes the Great Hall doors open and starts to walk through. All eyes are now on her *. I AM BACK!!! * Grins *

* Everybody stares in silence at the two that just walked in *

Sarah: What, no hellos? Come on I know you missed me.

Andrea: Got to say people . . . only seen you this quiet once.

Sarah: We were expelled not killed. So don't look so shocked to see us. * Looks around * Jeez what, did someone die?

Fred: ANDY!! SARAH!! YOU'RE BACK!!!

Sarah: Well at least someone misses and remembers us. * Sighs * I must have died or something.

Andrea: * mumbles * You never know.

Sarah: Shut it!

George: It's been way too quiet with you two gone!! * Fred and George run up to them *

Sarah: *sarcastically * You think!! * Looks around again *

* Everybody at the staff table looks horrified except for Snape and Dumbledore *

Sarah: * mumbles to Andrea * You think Dumbledore knows why we're here or at least he was expecting us? *Looks at the teachers table and says louder * By the looks on your faces I'd say I am not very loved.

Snape: * mumbles * Too true.

Andrea: * mumbles back to Sarah * Dumbledore was always sort of freaky that way. I say he knows . . . he was the only one who didn't get in our . . . err . . . plan thing.

Sarah: Well by everyone except the Headmaster and Professor Snape. He actually looks happy to see me. * Mumbles back * Surprising isn't it.

* Fred and George try to suppress their laughs *

Andrea: * mumbles back * Isn't he always happy?

Dumbledore: * stands up and everybody looks at him * Welcome back you two. Come back for a visit?

Sarah: * mumbles sarcastically * No we're here to blow it up. * Says louder * Of course we have. You know that no one can keep us from here. * Mumbles again * Except you.

*Andrea, Fred, and George try to suppress their laughter. Sarah is sheepishly grinning at Dumbledore*

Dumbledore: Well then have a sit. We are pleased to have you two back. * With that said Dumbledore sits down *

* Andrea and Sarah look at each other, then walk over to their house tables. Andrea, Fred, and George sit at the Gryffindor table while Sarah walks over to the Slytherin table *

Sarah: * sits beside Blaise (male) * Hey! Blaisy, miss me much?

Blaise: * sarcastically * Hell no! * Starts to laugh * So how have you been? Other then expelled.

* The two chat with their friends until dinner is over and everyone is heading to their common rooms. Andrea, Fred, and George meet up with Sarah *

Fred: Strange isn't it? How Harry, Ron, and Hermione disappeared all of a sudden like that.

George: Well . . . Malfoy disappeared too . . . but who cares about him.

Sarah: Yeah strange and I care about him. He is after all a Slytherin, so I am obligated to care. But not too much though.

Andrea: Bet you Parkinson's really broken up over it too. * Starts to laugh *

Sarah: Actually she is. Blaise said that she's been in the girls washroom crying since it happened. Which was last week. Poor Moaning Myrtle has to deal with that rat for a week.

Andrea: Yeah . . . poor Moaning Myrtle . . . speaking of ghosts. I wonder where Peeves is. He wasn't in the Great Hall.

Fred: * looks at George * Well right now Peeves is in the dungeons. Right where Professor Snape's office is. * Starts to snicker *

*At the moment Dumbledore comes up to the four of them *.

Dumbledore: Good evening to all. Mr. Weasley's I'd suggest you two go up to bed. And as for you two I'd like a word in my office. * With that he heads for his office *

Andrea: Umm . . . ok. * Fred and George leave for their dorm while Andrea and Sarah look at each other and follow Dumbledore *

Sarah: Ok, since we are not students here we are likely not in trouble. I think. * Looks at the very familiar Gargoyle Statue *

* Dumbledore stops at the Gargoyle Statue *

Dumbledore: Marshmallow.

* The gargoyle jumps aside and they all step on the staircase heading to Dumbledore's office. Once inside the office, Dumbledore sets himself behind his desk and motions for the other two to sit *

Dumbledore: Now, the reason that you're here is to discuss a few things. Firstly why you two were expelled. You both remember the incident that happened last November. Where both of you slipped Transfiguration Potion into the staffs Pumpkin juice. Thus resulting in turning the whole faculty into giant birds.

* Both Sarah and Andrea shudder and nod. Remembering exactly what had happened that night *

Dumbledore: Now, despite that incident . . . and against all pleads of the rest of the staff members . . . I've decided to give you two a second chance.

Sarah: So, what do you mean and I quote 'give you a second chance'. Are you re-instating us back as students? * A glimpse of hope in her eyes *

Dumbledore: No.

* All hope gone *

Sarah: Didn't think so.

Andrea: Then what do you mean?

Dumblodore: I mean hiring you two as teachers. * Still has the twinkle in his eye *

Sarah: * Stares in shock * Umm . . . you're not serious. I mean . . . we're like 15 and 16.

Dumbledore: Exactly! * Stupid twinkle *

* Sarah stares at Dumbledore like he is mad *

Andrea: Wait . . . back up here . . . we played pranks on teachers all the time when we're here . . . so now you're going to give us a second chance by making us teachers ourselves?

Dumbledore: Yes, precisely. Consider this as a second chance * Sarah perks up * and well also an experience. You get to know how us teachers feel like.

Sarah: I knew there was a catch to this.

Andrea: So if we accept this . . . offer . . . what are we teaching?

Dumbledore: Well we still need a new DADA teacher. You both know what luck we have with DADA teachers. Both of you will be the DADA teacher. So? * Looks at them through his half moon glasses *

Andrea: * mouth hanging open *

Sarah: Umm. Give us a minute. * Stands up and drags Andrea to the other side of room * Ok what do you think?

Andrea: Umm . . . well . . . if we take it there's less chance that Voldemort will come and kill us.

Sarah: True . . . but we will be closer to Snape. We could like still pull pranks you know.

Andrea: True! There's nothing saying that teachers can't pull pranks on teacher's right?

Sarah: No I don't think so. So you want to take it?

Andrea: Sure!

Sarah: * walks over to Dumbledore * Ok we except. When do we start?

Dumbledore: Splendid! I knew you would.

Sarah: Then why di - umm never mind.

Dumbledore: You'll start tomorrow. I'll let you get your stuff today.

Sarah: Um ok . . . but first we have to talk to um . . . Fred and George about something before we go.

Dumbledore: Whatever you say. * Pops a lemon drop in his mouth *

* Sarah and Andrea leave Dumbledore's office *

Andrea: What are we telling Fred and George?

Sarah: We are not telling them anything. Remember the reason why we are here. To talk to the slimy git. Or we can just do that tomorrow.

Andrea: Well . . . Dumbledore's orders are to go get our stuff . . . that's better than talking to Snape isn't it?

Sarah: Yes it is, but if he kills us then I am kicking your ass all the way to hell. * They are now outside the gates of Hogwarts *

Andrea: Yeah . . . well . . . we always got an excuse. I mean . . . even he wouldn't go against Dumbledore's orders.

Sarah: Yeah, I know. * With a "pop" she's gone home *

So, bet you weren't expecting that were you. Laughs out loud. Let's see. I do make a pretty good teacher.