When Everything Goes Wrong

SOMETIME AT 2 IN THE AFTERNOON

Draco: * groans * What? * Looks at the clock * Merlin's it 2 in the afternoon. Shit * darts out of bed. Runs into the living room and remembers where he is *. Right! Umm * looks around * I'll just get something to eat.

Andrea: * wakes up from the noise Draco makes in the kitchen* What the bloody hell?

Draco: It's just me. Um want anything to eat?

Andrea: * sits up on the couch * Sure . . . I guess so. What time is it?

Draco: Umm. It's around 2 in the afternoon. * Prepares for the screaming *.

Andrea: * eyes opens wide * WHAT?!?!?!?

Draco: You heard me.

* Ron wakes up because of Andrea's screaming *. Whada!!

Andrea: * sigh * Well nothing to do about that then. * Gets up, knocks Ron out, and walks into the kitchen *.

Hermione: * also has woken up * Hey! Give us something to eat.

Draco: Here * shoves a roll in her mouth to shut her up *.

Harry: * wakes up * What's going on?

Draco: Great, another one woke up. * Also shoves a roll in his mouth *.

Andrea: * walks out of the kitchen with her lunch, sees Harry and Hermione actually attempting to eat the rolls that were stuffed in their mouths, and walks right back into the kitchen *.

Draco: * is rolling around on the floor * Oh this is just too funny.

Andrea: Draco, did you eat already? And maybe you should go wake up Sarah

* At that very moment there was a huge BANG coming from Sarah's room and then all you can hear is screaming *.

Sarah: BLOODY STUPID POLTERGEIST!!! * Peeves floats out of Sarah's room laughing. Then a very angry and blown up Sarah follows him *. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM. GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!

Peeves: Hehehe * holds a used firecracker in his hand and floats behind Andrea, who is just sitting there eating as if nothing happened because she was used to this happening already *.

Sarah: THAT'S IT * is now fuming with rage * I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. * Goes back into her room. Comes out 5 minutes later dressed *. I AM LEAVING * walks out of the apartment *.

Draco: Umm * stares at the door * does she usually do this?

Andrea: No.

Draco: Then aren't you going to do something?!?!

Andrea: No . . . not unless you want to go out into the streets with 10 hurricanes after you.

Hermione: If it was I, then I would run after Ron to the end of the earth. * Stares dreamily at Ron *.

Draco: EWW!! I didn't need to know that. And you're perfect for each other. Trash with trash.

Andrea: Hahaha! * Gets up from the table * I'm pretty sure Sarah didn't walk into my hurricanes, but I guess I should stop all my stuff. They've already been on too long. I'll be back later. * She walks out of the apartment *.

Draco: Great just great. Fine leave me here with these idiots why don't you.

Harry: * mumbles since he's still eating the roll * Hey!

* Paulina walks into the apartment * HI!!

Draco: NOO!! Keep her away from me.

* Paulina attempts to run up and hug Draco while he attempts to avoid her, leading to both of them running around the couch like idiots *.

Hermione: Would you two stop that? It gets annoying after a while really.

Paulina and Draco: * both panting * SHUT UP!!

* All of a sudden, Draco makes a break for the door *.

* Paulina runs after him, still trying to huge him * Come back!! I LUV YOU!!!!

Draco: JESUS CHRIST NOO!!! * Starts to run faster *.

* They run by Andrea who is taking off all the disaster that she has caused *.

Andrea: What the hell? * Watches the two of them run off and doesn't pay attention to what she's doing and releases everything again * OH CRAP!!

* They run by Sarah who is still being annoyed by Peeves *.

Sarah: * sees Paulina chasing Draco while he is screaming *. WILL YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE ALREADY!?!?!

Paulina: * stops * What the hell are you doing out here?

* Draco stops running when he reaches the other street trying to catch his breath *.

Sarah: I am shopping * says sarcastically * What does it look like I am doing?

* Peeves drops a bucket of mud all over Sarah and Paulina *.

Andrea: * walks up * Finally got THAT done. What's going on?

Sarah: * trying to stay calm * That's the reason I am out here. * Points to Peeves * And that's the reason that I am moving out. * Wipes mud off of herself *.

Andrea and Paulina: * wide eyed * YOU'RE MOVING OUT!?!?!?!??!?!

* Everybody that walked by looked at them strangely *.

Sarah: You heard me, I just can't stand him * points to Peeves *. Oh and considering the fact that Draco and Paulina were chasing each other. The door to the apartment is still open. Unless you want them to get out I suggest you go and close it.

Andrea: So you're just gonna leave without anything? And they won't get out . . . even if they did they won't get very far.

Sarah: * sigh * I just need a FREAKEN break from all of this. Mainly him * points to Peeves again *.

Paulina: That's ok! We can just send him away! * Looks desperate * right?

Sarah: * shakes head * If it were that easy then I wouldn't be leaving.

Draco: * walks up, staying a distance away from Paulina * Actually, seems to me it is that easy . . . all you need to do is tell Andrea to tell Peeves to go and he will. He listens to her, strangely enough.

Paulina: * Starts to shake Andrea * Yes, that's what we'll do. You can tell him to leave. * Goes into hysteria *.

Andrea: * gets dizzy * OK! OK! I'll tell him to leave!! Just let go of me!!

Paulina: * lets go of Andrea but is still hysterical * Ok, huh huh huh...we will do that...Yes yes HEHEHE!! * Starts to laugh hysterically *.

Andrea: * looks scared of Paulina and starts to back away * Umm . . . Peeves maybe you should go back to torturing the students in Hogwarts.

Paulina: * still laughing hysterically * Yeah you go and do that. * Starts to babble incoherently *.

* Everybody starts to back away from Paulina, even Peeves looks scared *.

Paulina: * still babbling incoherently * He'll leave she'll stay, I won't die, pixy stick, I won't get in trouble for not making her stay, I'll still have someone to talk to other then the voices. HEHEHEHE!!

Peeves: As you wish * disappears into thin air *.

Andrea: Uh . . . I think I'll go home now . . . and . . . lock her out . . . bye! * Starts to run as fast as she can for home *.

Sarah: I am still leaving.

Paulina: WHAT!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!? NOOO YOU CAN'T * starts to shake Sarah uncontrollably *.

Draco: Why are you still leaving?

Sarah: * still being shaken * ALL RIGHT I'LL STAY!! JUST LET GO OF ME BEFORE I HURT YOU!!!

Paulina: Yayayayayayaayayayaya!!!!! * Prances around and sings * She's staying! She's staying! She's staying!

* All of a sudden, Andrea comes running back up to them, out of breath *.

Andrea: Must . . . run . . . no . . . home.

Draco: Deep breaths. Calm down.

Sarah: WHAT?? THEY ARE NOT THERE. I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THE DOOR!!

Andrea: That . . . not . . . it . . . must . . . run . . . far . . . * almost collapses on the ground *.

Sarah: Well if they haven't left then what's the matter. * Puts the pieces together * NO! NOT SNAPE, Please tell me no.

Andrea: Snape . . . list . . . must . . . run . . .

Sarah: * Panic in her eyes * SHIT NO!!

Draco: You know that you can't run away from Snape. He will find you.

Andrea: * gets her breath back * We can try though can't we?

Sarah: WHY DO YOU THINK I AM GOING ALL HYSTERICALL FOR!!!

Draco: Knowing Snape, no you can't and there is no point. He WILL find you. Trust me I know.

* All of a sudden, smoke comes billowing out of, what looks like, their apartment *.

Sarah: That's not good is it? * Runs in break neck speed toward the building *.

Andrea: Wait Sarah! Snape's in there! * Everybody runs after Sarah*

Sarah: * Stops dead at the mention of Snape * WHAT!?!?!? He's in our house, right now?

Andrea: Why the hell do you think that I was running back to you guys after I said I was going to the house???

Draco: Well he could have sent a letter!

Sarah: You know what! I think I am going to leave. Maybe my granny will let me stay at her place. * Starts to walk in the direction of her granny's place *.

Andrea: Wait for me! * Walks after her *.

* As Sarah and Andrea start walking away, they all heard a "pop!" sound, which could only mean that Snape had found them *.

Sarah: * continues to walk pretending that he's not right behind her *.

Andrea: * Also pretends Snape isn't there and breaks into a jog * Nothing like a run to keep you alive and healthy!

Sarah: You know you're right. * Also breaks into a jog *.

Snape: Petrificus Totalus! * Sarah and Andrea freeze in place *.

Draco: I told you that he would find you. * Sigh *.

Andrea: We'rescrewedwe'rescrewedwe'rescrewed....

Snape: Now where might you two be going?

Sarah: As Andrea said before there's no time like the present to keep fit.

Snape: You'll have plenty of time to do that. * Glares at the two of them * but right now we are going back to your apartment and going through the list I made.

Sarah: HA!! Fat chance!!

Snape: I don't happen to think you re in a place to bargain.

Sarah: Who's bargaining? I am telling it like it is.

Snape: Well you have no choice in the matter.

* With a "pop!" everybody was apparated back to their apartment * [AN Don't ask how this happened . . . it just did.]

Well let's see what Snape has in store for our two authors.

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