When Everything Goes Wrong

BACK AT THE APARTMENT!!

Andrea: Wow! Where is everyone!? * Thinks back * Right * walks over to Sarah's room and opens the door *

Sarah: Hey! What are you doing? Why did you stop? Hello you're blocking the doorway. * Tries to push Andrea out of the way *

* Inside the room, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all on the floor bleeding while Draco is holding his wand and pointing it at them with a maniac grin on his face *

Sarah: * finally succeeds to move Andrea, walks over to Draco and grabs his wand *. Ok, I think you had way too much fun. Now sit.

Draco: * sits down on the bed * What?

Sarah: Ok we have to take them back to Hogwarts, and you back to your emotional father.

Draco: Aww, but why? * Pouts *

Andrea: Because we have to if we're gonna be tea-* leaves off in mid-sentence because an owl flew into the window *

Sarah: * frustrated * WHY ARE THERE ALL OF THE SUDDEN SO MANY FREAKEN OWLS!?!?!?

Andrea: Calm down dude . . . here. * Hands the letter to Sarah and chucks the owl out the window *

Sarah: CALM DOWN? THAT IS THE FIFTH OWL THAT I'VE GOTTEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THIS WEEK!!! * Opens the letter and starts to read *

Dear Kidnappers,

Do what ever you like with her, because as of this moment she no longer is part of the Granger family. We have decided to disown her. We are sick and tired of all this magic and witchcraft shit. She is no longer welcome home, for she doesn't have one. Thank-you for helping us by getting rid of her.

R. Granger

Andrea: Umm . . . ok . . . that was . . . weird.

Sarah: Damn it, this was supposed to make people mad and angry not happy. * Sighs * Well we better get packing if we are to start tomorrow. Oh and we have to bring Draco back to his blubbering father.

Draco: You still never told me why?

Andrea: * ignores Draco * Guess we don't get our ransom pay then. * Sighs * Well I'm gonna go pack. * Walks to her room *

Sarah: * begins to pack * Well let's see what I will need?

Draco: * gets fed up and starts to shake Sarah * TELL ME WHY YOU TWO ARE PACKING!?!?!

Sarah: * remembers about Draco * OH, right. Well we are the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers. * Sees Draco's expression * Well you see its like this . . . * She then begins to tell Draco what happened *

Draco: WHAT!?!?!?!? DUMBLEDORE'S TRUSTING YOU TWO?!?!?!?!?!

Sarah: * still packing * Well apparently yes. He said something about us finding out how it is to be teachers.

* Meanwhile Harry, Ron, and Hermione wake up from some weird unconscious state that Draco had put them in *

Harry: Ow . . . what did you just say?

Sarah: I said CRUCIO POTTER!! * Because she didn't have her wand nothing happened *

Andrea: * walks in with her things packed * Why are you not packed yet? And what are you trying to do to Potter without your wand? Where'd it go anyway?

Sarah: First of all * slams lid of her trunk down * I am done. Second it's just a reflex and third it's in my pocket. Now we have to go and return Draco to Voldie.

Andrea: Ok then . . . but shouldn't we be returning Draco to Lucius?

Sarah: Well Lucius is currently with Voldemort. * Sighs * We are so dead. So how are we doing this . . . all three go at once . . . or we go and then when he is about to kill us one Apparates and gets Draco???

Andrea: Umm . . . let's do all three at once Voldemort's got surprisingly fast reflexes.

Sarah: Fine lets go. * Grabs Draco and Apparates to Riddle Manor *.

AT RIDDLE MANOR, OUTSIDE VOLDEMORTS CHAMBERS!!

Sarah: Ok, you go first. * Smiles innocently *.

Andrea: Me? Why do I have to go first?

*Andrea and Sarah start an argument outside of Voldemort's chambers about who will go in first *

Sarah: Fine, fine I'll go first. * Sighs and starts to open the door *

Voldemort: WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT NOT DISTURBING ME!!!!

Sarah: Umm. * Stops dead in the doorway *

Voldemort: WELL??? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TWO HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!?!?!?!

Sarah: Umm. * Pushes Draco forward * We found Malfoy and thought that Lucius would like him back.

Lucius: DRACO!!! MY SON!!!! * Throws himself on Draco, and breaks down *. YOU'RE OK!!!

Sarah: * mumbles to Draco * Told you!

Draco: * mumbles * O dear god.

Andrea: Umm . . . so we'll be leaving now. * Andrea and Sarah start backing out of the room *.

Voldemort: NOT SO FAST!!!!

Sarah: Damn it!!

Andrea: We're dead.

Sarah: You're telling me. * Speaks louder * Umm, is there anything that you would like from us My Lord? * Tries to sound calm *

Voldemort: * walks towards them extremely menacingly and tries to speak calmly * I want you two to explain what the hell happened at the last meeting.

Andrea: Umm . . . well . . . you see . . . Sarah . . . you tell him.

Sarah: Oh great leave me to deal with . . . well last time . . . well that was . . . you see. I really have no explanation for my actions. * Bows head * It was like I was under Imperium.

Voldemort: * looks disgusted at the two and sighs * Fine . . . you two leave now! And never EVER bother me like that again.

Sarah: * HUGE SIGH * Yes My Lord, never again. * Crosses fingers behind her back *

Andrea: Well . . . we'll be going now. * Andrea and Sarah run out of the house as fast as they can *

* In the background they hear Draco screaming *

Draco: NO WAIT FOR ME, DON'T LEAVE ME!!!

Lucius: * muffled because they're outside of the house * My son!

Andrea: Poor Draco.

Sarah: You're telling me. Ok I am tired now I am going to sleep. * With that she Apparates home *