When Everything Goes Wrong

AT THE GREAT HALL

Andrea: Umm . . . so we sitting at the staff table now?

Sarah: Umm * stops dead at the entrance of the Great Hall * I really have no idea.

Andrea: Oh great . . . guess we'll just have to find out then * pushes open the door *

Sarah: Well, umm what do we do now?

Andrea: Umm . . . well * Dumbledore stands up at that moment *

Sarah: Great just great, Mr. All High And Mighty.

Andrea: * whispers * Shut up!

* Everyone goes silent and Andrea and Sarah are still standing by the door *

Sarah: Bite me!!

* Andrea was about to say something back but Dumbledore started talking *

Dumbledore: Can I have everyone's attention!!!

Sarah: No * says a bit too loud because Dumbledore looks at her *

Andrea: * mumbles * Shouldn't have said that.

Sarah: * mumbles * I shouldn't of said a lot of things.

Andrea: * mumbles * That's for sure.

Dumbledore: * continuing his speech * As you may already know, we have a couple new Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers. * Goes on with his speech for a few more minutes *

Sarah: * turns him out * Blah blah blah!!

Andrea: * sighs * This goes on too long.

Dumbledore: * 5 minutes later * And here they are. * Starts to clap *

Sarah: Finally!!

* Everyone in the Great Hall starts to clap . . . well . . . the students anyway . . . the teachers were glaring at the two *

Sarah: * smiles sheepishly and starts to head for the Teachers table *

Andrea: * mumbles * No extra seats . . . where we gonna sit?

Sarah: * stops * Ok * speaks to Dumbledore * Where we going to sit?

Dumbledore: Oh yes * looks around at the staff members *

Sarah: * sarcastically * Nice to know that you remembered.

* Snape and McGonagall are shocked and still glaring only now it's on Sarah *

Andrea: * starts snickering *

Dumbledore: * magic's two chairs to the Head table * There we go.

* Andrea and Sarah sit in the two new seats *

Sarah: * mumbles to Andrea * Damn it, why do I always have to have a clear view of Snape? * shudders *

Andrea: * mumbles back * Yeah well . . . it's best not to look at him when you're eating.

Sarah: How can I not see him, he's right there. And he keeps staring at me.

Andrea: He's not the only one . . . if you haven't noticed . . . the whole staff table is glaring at us.

Sarah: * looks up and sees everyone but Dumbledore glaring at them * Ok, I love you too.

* Andrea starts snickering again while the rest of the staff were glaring at them even harder, hoping that they'll be engulfed in flames *

Sarah: You know that I won't disappear if you keep glaring at me like that.

McGonagall: * mumbles * We can hope though can't we?

Dumbledore: Now, now Minerva . . . and the rest of you . . . we should be welcoming these two.

Sarah: Yes, listen to the Headmaster like good little doggies.

* At this point, Andrea started choking on her drink *

Sarah: * looks at Andrea * Man, calm down. Remember to swallow. * Starts to pat her on the back *

Andrea: * calms down * Are you trying to kill me? *Grins at what Sarah had said to the staff just now *

Sarah: Possibly * grins *

Dumbledore: Now, now we are all adults here. So lets get back to eating shall we?

Snape: * mumbles but everyone heard him * Well not all of us. Some are still very childish.

Sarah: * looks at Snape * Good you finally figured out what was wrong with you.

* The whole Gryffindor table started laughing, along with Andrea and a few other staff members. Meanwhile Snape was turning a slow reddish colour. Sarah is grinning like mad, while trying to eat something. After everything calmed down and everything went back to normal again, Hagrid leaned over to talk to Sarah and Andrea *

Hagrid: Yeh two want to 'ave Thestrals. I 'ave too many and well yeh two seem like yeh would take well care of 'em.

* Sarah and Andrea stare at Hagrid for a minute *

Andrea: And where, pray tell, are we gonna keep Thestrals?

Sarah: * sarcastically * I can tell you a few good places.

Hagrid: Well, they'd be in the Dark forest but yeh would need to feed 'em once a mouth.

Andrea: So you're asking us if we could take care of a couple of Thestrals once a month?

Hagrid: Yes, and well they'd be you're though. So w'at you say.

Andrea: Sure! No problem!

Sarah: * sighs * Like I have any say in this * feels someone's eyes on her, turns around and sees Snape and McGonagall watching her *

Andrea: Is something wrong Sarah? * Happy now because she gets a pet Thestral, she likes strange illegal animals as much as Hagrid *

Sarah: * snaps out of her Trance, and shakes head * What? Oh, no I am fine * goes back to eating *

Andrea: If you say so *goes back to eating as well *

Hagrid: So if yeh two will come to the Forbidden Forest tonight, then I kin show yeh where the Thestrals are and everything.

Sarah: * too lost in her thoughts to even know that he was there *

Andrea: Sure! Ok!

* The meal went on like that. Snape and McGonagall were glaring at the two. Hagrid was awfully happy. So was Andrea for that matter and Sarah was lost in thought. People started leaving the Great Hall to get ready for their next class. Sarah hasn't eaten anything, she just pushed her food around the plate *

Andrea: Hey! *Sarah ignores her* Hello???? * Starts waving her hand in front of Sarah's face *

Sarah: * still pushing her food around *

Andrea: HELLO?!?!?!?! * Everybody in the Great Hall looks at her * What are you people looking at?

* Still no reaction, and everyone looks away *

Andrea: * sighs * Hello? Earth to Sarah? * Starts shaking her *

Sarah: * gets up and starts to walk away *

Andrea: * stares after her * HEY!! * Everyone looks at her again* What? Haven't you people seen someone trying to get someone else's attention before? * Runs after Sarah *

Sarah: * walks all the way to the DADA classroom and sits down behind the desk calmly *

Andrea: * has given up on getting her attention completely and walked up to the office *

Sarah: * is staring ahead and is not blinking at all *

* At this point, the fifth years started to slowly trickle into the classroom, seeing only Sarah sitting at the desk staring off into space while hearing loud noises coming from the office *

Draco: * has finally come back * Umm. What the hell is going on? * Walks up to Sarah and waves his hand in front of her face * Hello! Is anyone home?

* A loud crash comes from the office and Andrea is currently mumbling a series of curses. Draco takes his wand out and points it at Sarah and says " finite". At that point Sarah is snapped out of her Trance and hears that noise *

Sarah: What the Fuck! * Gets up and runs into the office *

Andrea: * from inside the office * DAMMIT MOODY!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! WHO THE HELL LEAVES THESE THINGS LYING AROUND!?!?!?!?!

Sarah: BLOODY HELL!!! WHAT DID YOU DO IN HERE?!?!?! * Looks around and sees tons of junk that hasn't been used since the 1400's *

Andrea: It's not mine!!! I walked in and started opening some god-forsaken drawers and everything fell on me!!!

Sarah: Sure! * At that moment the bell rings signalling for class to start * Well get yourself up, we have a class to teach. You can just introduce yourself and then come in here and clean up. * With that she walks out of the office *

Andrea: * sighs * Stupid defence spells. * Walks out of the office *

Sarah: Well you can do the roll call * hands her the list of names *

Andrea: Again? Fine * starts calling out names again, once again not caring whether people were there or not *

Sarah: Well there is nothing better to do now is there?

Andrea: * finishes calling out names * True enough.

Sarah: Well then. I think you should go and clean the mess that you have made. * Looks smug *

Andrea: * sighs * Fine * walks off and mumbles * Stupid lazy...* trails off because she knows Sarah would kill her in a second if she ever finished that sentence *

Sarah: All right, the moon is very magically powerful, everyone realizes that. It controls the tides and various... other things. Now, when a werewolf bites a human, it somehow manages to trap some of the essence of the moon, which is very thick in the air at the time of a full moon, into the skin of that human. The wound will heal but the essence will still be trapped in the skin of the human.

Ron: * mumbles to Harry * I guess it's safe to say we're learning about werewolves.

Sarah: No, Mr. Weasley we are learning about Hippogriffs. * Sarcastically *

* Hermione raises up her hand *

Sarah: * sigh, thinks '' stupid mudblood " * Yes, Miss. Granger?

Hermione: Professor? Have we met before? You both seem familiar.

* At this point, loud noises could be heard from the office along with lots of swearing coming from Andrea, mainly towards Mad-Eye Moody *

Sarah: * a bit panicky * Well, we both did go to Hogwarts before so you could of seen us around. Other then that * pause * No.

Hermione: All right then Professor . . . * still looks suspicious *

Sarah: Ok, now that, that's cleared up. During the next full moon, the human will feel an intense tugging feeling at the skin around where he or she's been bitten. This is the essence that has been trapped! It will try to get out and mix with the essence that is so strong outside the skin. The pull of the moon on the essence will be so intense that it will try to use the human's magic to get itself out of the body!

* Everyone in the class takes down notes *

Sarah: Of course, this never works, and ends up in a very painful transformation from man to wolf. The use of its own magic against it will temporarily drive the werewolf mad, and not knowing where or what he or she is. It will have one thought fixed in its head, and that will be to get revenge on the person who did this to him, the other werewolf - this delusion also clouds common sense and judgment. Therefore the werewolf will hunt down exclusively humans.

* All of a sudden, everyone hears a loud growl. Andrea rushes out of the room and slams the door shut. Her robes are all ripped up and one of her arms have been slashed *

Sarah: * gets up from desk, and takes out wand * WHAT the hell happened to you? What is in there? * Walks over to Andrea *

Andrea: This thing came charging out at me from the closet!!

Sarah: What thing?

* Suddenly they hear something banging on the door of their office *

Andrea: It looked like a werewolf * a howling sound comes from their office *

Sarah: What the fuck would a werewolf be doing in there? And it's not even dark yet!

Andrea: I DUNNO!!! I said it LOOKED like a werewolf!

Sarah: Well everything looks like a werewolf to you. * Starts to think * Ok . . . was there a window in the office?

Andrea: Yeah!

Sarah: * ponders * Ok, since it's still trying to break the door, I can fly in through the window and try to stun it * whistles for her broom *

Andrea: * mumbles * I'm gonna so kill Moody.

Sarah: * mounts the freaking broom and flies out of the window and into the office. Once inside the office, Sarah saw the thing clawing at the door *

Sarah: * see the werewolf trying to break the door. Flies throw the window trying not to catch its attention. Once inside the room the werewolf turns around and see her *. SHIT!! * Werewolf tries to jump her but isn't doing a good job *. BLOODY HELL!!! THIS THING IS BIG!!

Andrea: * from other side of the door * Would you be needing any help then?

Sarah: Well what the hell do you think? * Werewolf jumps her * AHHH!!! STUPEFY!!! STUPEFY!!!!!! * Tries to stun the werewolf but only aggravates it more *

Andrea: * Runs in through the door * Holy shit!! That IS huge!!

Sarah: * in the corner * Tell me about it. STUPEFY!!!

Andrea: STUPEFY!!

* The wolf is being hit with spells from both Andrea and Sarah but the spells seems to piss it off even more*

Sarah: Damn it!! It's not working. * Still in corner only now is trying to slowly get up *

Andrea: What the hell?!?!?! Why is there a freaking WOLF in here??? Even Moody wouldn't be this stupid!!!

Sarah: HOW the hell am I suppose to know? * Ponders *. Reductor. * Points wand at the werewolf. Instead of stunning the werewolf it flies out of the office and into the classroom *. SHIT!!

Andrea: BEAUTIFUL move!! * Runs into the classroom * Can you screw up even more?!?!?

* The whole class flew into chaos as the wolf started chasing people around *

Sarah: IF THIS WAS A NORMAL WEREWOLF THEN THE SPELL WOULD WORK!!! * Runs into the classroom and tries to kill the werewolf. The spell hits the werewolf but instead of killing it, it made it fly right into Andrea who is now trying to get it off of her *

Andrea: SARAH!! IF I GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

Sarah: * starts to panic * IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! Umm! Petrificus Totalus!!!

* The spell reflects off of the werewolf and hits Hermione *

Sarah: That's it!! CRUCIO!!! * Werewolf has flown to the other side of the room and was knocked unconscious * Someone go get Dumbledore. * Leans against wall and slides down *

Andrea: Ow! Ow! Ow! * Has scratch marks all over her face and on her arms*

* Harry and Ron run out to get Dumbledore *

Sarah: Well you're not the only one that's hurt. * Her left arm is all bloody *

* Sarah walks over to the body of the werewolf and binds it just in case. The whole class is staying as far away from the wolf as possible in case it wakes up. Sarah slides down to the floor and start to breathe deeply and tries to calm down. Dumbledore, Harry, and Ron come back into the classroom. Dumbledore sees the werewolf and the terrified students *

Dumbledore: Well now, isn't this interesting?

Sarah: * cracks * Interesting. Interesting. I'LL GIVE YOU BLOODY INTERESTING. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DOING IN THE FREAKEN CLOSET!?!?! DON'T YOU CHECK FOR THESE THINGS!!! * Is red with rage *

Dumbledore: * turns to look at Sarah, who is fuming, and Andrea, who is just sitting on the floor* Hello there girls, I didn't see you there.

* Andrea glares at the headmaster but says nothing *

Sarah: * still fuming and now is standing * WELL IF YOU CAN'T SEE THEN GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!!! YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T SEE THE WEREWOLF EITHER!!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A SCHOOL ARE YOU RUNNIG HERE WHEN THINGS LIKE THAT ARE RUNNING LOOSE!?!?!?!

* The students start cowering in fear, more in fear of Sarah then the werewolf *

Sarah: * still yelling * WE COULD OF BEEN KILLED!!!!! GOOD THING WE FOUND IT NOW, WHAT IF IT GOT LOOSE ON ITS OWN!?! WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?!?!?! NONE OF THE FREAKEN SPELLS WORKED!! THEY WERE JUST REFLECTED OFF OR BACKFIRED!!!!

Dumbledore: Calm down Sarah. No one got hurt and that's all that matters right now.

Sarah: * even more mad * You really are blind aren't you? Look at her * points to Andrea * and look at me. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT HURT THEN YOU'RE A CRAZY OLD COK!!!

* Everybody looks at Dumbledore, even Andrea who seemed like she was in a different world, waiting to hear what he was going to say next. Sarah, clutching her arm, is staring at Dumbledore with pure hatred and is flaming with rage *

Dumbledore: * looks very calm * Andrea, maybe you better take that down to Hagrid. He'll know what to do with it. *Turns to the students* and the rest of you can take the rest of the class off.

* Everyone gathers their things and leaves the classroom, while Andrea carefully drags the werewolf out *

Sarah: * glares at Dumbledore for a moment and starts to walk towards the door *

Dumbledore: When Andrea comes back, I'd like you two to head to the hospital wing.

Sarah: * stops at the door and faces Dumbledore * OH, so now you care what the hell happens to us. Where were you when that thing attacked? Having a tea party with Snape and McGonagall?

Dumbledore: * completely ignoring Sarah's comment * I will meet you two there. * Walks past Sarah and out the door *

Sarah: * walks after him * Like I want to talk or see you. * Heads in the opposite direction towards the hospital wing *

REVIEW!!! Well that was interesting . . . it was fun to write Sarah screaming at Dumbledore.