When Everything Goes Wrong

BACK AT THE APARTMENT

Andrea: What are we gonna do with these? * Looks at the three hostages *

Sarah: * yawns * I don't know. We can deal with them later. * With that said she flops on the bed and falls asleep *

Andrea: If you say so . . . *goes back to her room to sleep* finally get my room back.

NEXT MORNING

*Alarm clock goes off . . . it's 11 AM *

Sarah: * smacks alarm clock into window * DAMN IT WHY IS IT RINGING SO EARLY!?!?!?

Andrea: * wakes up from Sarah yelling in the next room * Goddamn . . . it's too early . . . * rolls over and goes back to sleep *

Sarah: * has now woken up fully * 11 am, what the * remembers she's suppose to be in Hogwarts * DAMN IT!!! * Bullets from the bed and starts to get ready. Once dressed she fixes the damages on the three hostages and wiped their memory. Bursts into Andrea's room * OK WE HAVE TO GET TO HOGWARTS NOW!!!!

Andrea: What the fu-* remembers they're supposed to be teaching * HOLY CRAP!!! * Rushes out of the room and starts to get ready and all that stuff *

Sarah: *Apparates into the Dark Forest at Hogwarts and leave the three hostages there then Apparates home, grabs her stuff and Apparates to the front gates of Hogwarts. Then rushes to the school *

Andrea: We're so dead! We're so dead! We're so dead! * Rushes in behind Sarah *

* Just as they get to the doors of Hogwarts they open and Dumbledore steps out to greet them *

Dumbledore: Well hello ladies, running a bit late are we? * Is smiling and his eyes are twinkling *

Andrea: * panting * Sorry . . . professor . . .

Dumbledore: Call me Albus. You are after all Professors now. Ok leave your stuff here and you can go to your first class. I presume that you know where the classroom is. * And with that he leaves *

* Andrea and Sarah drop their stuff and sprint towards their classroom. They burst through their classroom door to find the class waiting *

Sarah: * pants * Ok Hi!

Fred: HEY!! What are you two doing here?

Andrea: *gasping for air * New teachers . . . live with it buddy.

Fred & George: * shocked expressions * WHAT!?!?!

Sarah: You heard her. Now sit down, and let me catch my breath. * Pants *

* Fred and George both sit down while the class still stares *

Andrea: Ok. * Looks around the class and mumbles to Sarah* We never planned anything did we?

Sarah: * mumbles back * Let's just get aquatinted why don't we? Then for next class we will have something. * Speaks louder * Ok umm . . . let me do the roll call. * Takes out a scroll * Ok anyone who is not here raise their hand. * Smirks *

* Fred and George try not to laugh. Andrea snatches the attendance list away from Sarah and begins calling out people's names not really caring if people were there or not *

Sarah: * starts to mumble things about touchy people with no sense of humour *. Stupid self-righteous bitch. * Goes and sits down behind the desk, with her legs up on the desk *

* Andrea finishes the attendance and rolls it into a ball and chucks it at Sarah *

Sarah: * who was still mumbling * HEY! You done with the roll call? Good. Ok who here doesn't know me? * Fred and George raise their hands *. Oh I feel so loved by you two. *Clutches her chest pretending to be shocked *

* Andrea walks around the desk and checks the drawers for anything that might have been left there *

Sarah: Well * looks around * anyone have any suggestions on what we can do today? We kind of got a late start and didn't plan anything.

Cho: Well . . . umm . . . Professors . . . last thing we were learning was about jinxes.

Sarah: You didn't hear a word I just said Ms. Chang did you?

Cho: But . . . umm . . .

Sarah: But, umm what Mrs. Chang. Speak English.

Cho: * turns bright red * We should be learning about things to help us pass, shouldn't we?

* Andrea starts laughing behind the desk *

Sarah: * puts her feet down and nudges Andrea * Like I said before but won't say again, we had a late start and we will begin doing work next class. * Is now fed up *. Understand or would you like the slower version?

* Fred and George start snickering while Andrea is trying to control her laughter. The rest of the class is watching the conversation between Cho and Sarah *

Cho: * grows redder but nods *

Sarah: * looks around * Now anyone else like me to give them the slower version or do you understand?

* The whole class nods their heads while Fred, George and Andrea are practically rolling on the floor laughing *

Sarah: * starts to chuckle * Andrea, what's so funny? Stop that, all three of you.

* The three of them try desperately to stop laughing but starts all over again when they look at each other *

Sarah: That's it! * Conjures up three buckets of water above their head and dumps water on them. The whole class bursts out laughing at the fact that the teacher and Fred & George are all soaked *

Andrea: Oh you are so dead! * Smirks * PEEVES!!!

Sarah: I don't think he's coming. * Looks around nervously *

* Peeves floats through the wall behind Sarah *

Sarah: * still hasn't noticed him *

* Peeves dumps his usual bucket of water all over Sarah and turns to Andrea * You rang?

Sarah: * turns red with rage * That's It * gets up and faces Peeves with her wand out * Immobulas!!! * Peeves freezes in mid air and falls to the ground *

Andrea: Awww . . .

Sarah: And that is how you get rid of annoying ghosts. Or at least shut them up for a while. * Smirks *

Andrea: Oh well. * Casts a spell on Peeves to unfreeze him * Maybe you should go torture Snape for now.

Peeves: Whatever you say.

* Peeves floats out towards the dungeons *

Sarah: See, I even did get rid of him.

*The class stares at Andrea, mouths open, and wondering why the hell Peeves would ever listen to anyone*

Sarah: So what should we do next?

Andrea: * notices the class staring at her * What?

Angelina: How did you get Peeves to listen to you like that? He never listens to anyone but the Bloody Baron. * Fred and George are now praising her *

Andrea: Umm . . . I don't know . . . he just listens to me. * Looks at Sarah * Why does he listen to me anyway?

Sarah: * starts to mumble incoherently * Because you're a self-righteous bitch, who can't leave people alone.

* The bell for lunch rings *

Sarah: Well that was quick. * Everyone leaves *

Andrea: Well that was a short class.

Sarah: Well * looks at schedule * we still have 3 more classes to go. * Sighs *

Andrea: * sighs * What class do we have next? And what the hell are we gonna do? * Sits on the chair with her legs on the desk *

Sarah: Well we have the Fifth years next. * Sighs *

Andrea: Oh great, which houses?

Sarah: * looks a schedule * Damn it! Slytherin and Gryffindor. You know how much we can't stand each other? They always do that don't they?

Andrea: Yeah. * Thinks about something * Funny isn't it? How come we always get along?

Sarah: * shocked * We get along? Wow I never knew that! * Chuckles * Yeah very funny.

* Long awkward silence *

Andrea: ANYWAY . . . what are we supposed to do for this class?

Sarah: Ok . . . umm we can talk about Werewolves?

Andrea: Werewolves? Ok if you say so.

Sarah: I'll take your blank expression as the fact that you know nothing about them.

Andrea: Yeah pretty much . . . all I know is what they look like . . . since we're friends with Remus and all.

Sarah: * sighs * Great then I have to teach them all by myself.

Andrea: Yep! Just for today though . . . once we get things planned we'll split the work . . . unless you want to teach me about werewolves during lunch.

Sarah: * gets up * No, during lunch I want to eat. Come on let's go to the Great Hall. *Heads for the door *

* Andrea and Sarah walk to the Great Hall *

* drum roll * What will happen next.