Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs Remus Lupin Severus Snape
Genres:
Humor Angst
Era:
The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 05/16/2006
Updated: 05/24/2006
Words: 8,194
Chapters: 6
Hits: 4,859

The Many Gruesome Deaths of Severus Snape

Lizzy Lovegood

Story Summary:
Harry is hurting after Sirius's death. One day, while he and Remus are cleaning out Sirius's room, they discover a story of sorts that the Marauders wrote during their fifth year at Hogwarts, about, what else? The many gruesome deaths of Severus Snape! These stories help Harry get through his troubles about Sirius and help him get through his depression.

Chapter 01
05/24/2006

Harry is hurting after Sirius's death. One day, while he and Remus are cleaning out Sirius's room, they discover a story of sorts that the Marauders wrote during their fifth year at Hogwarts, about, what else? The many gruesome deaths of Severus Snape! These stories help Harry get through his troubles about Sirius and help him get through his depression.

Words: 1,258
Hits: 973

James's story of Severus Snape's death, with Sirius's, Remus's, and Peter's comments along the way. Learn exactly WHY James is friends with the merpeople and what his cocky, over-sized brain thinks.

Words: 1,431
Hits: 980

Sirius's story of Snivellus's death with James's, Remus's, and Peter's sarcastic comments along the way. Learn what IS in the forest and the truth about Professor Kettelburn along what's wrong with men petting a unicorn.

Words: 1,597
Hits: 803

Remus's story of Severus Snape's death, with James's, Sirius's, and Peter's sarcastic comments. Remus goes beyond his passivity to kill Snivellus and shows how 'humble and smart,' he truly is.

Words: 1,372
Hits: 787

Peter's story of Snivellus's 'gruesome death,' along with James's, Sirius's, and Remus's sarcastic comments. Learn what the Raven of Power is and what does it have to do with the greasy-haired and dumb Snivellus, er . . . Severus Snape.

Words: 1,349
Hits: 696

Harry finishes reading 'The Many Gruesome Deaths of Severus Snape,' and he and Remus have a heart-to-heart talk. Harry is finally able to get past Sirius's death, and the story is given to a new generation of Marauders.

Words: 1,187
Hits: 1,132