Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Severus Snape
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 11/04/2003
Updated: 11/04/2003
Words: 26,572
Chapters: 10
Hits: 4,178

Harry Potter and the Brotherhood of the Besotted

Suburban House Elf

Story Summary:
The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 1 we attend the staff meeting that Severus Snape will regret forever. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Chapter 01
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 1 we attend the staff meeting that Severus Snape will regret forever. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 1,693
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Chapter 02
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 2, we join Harry and his classmates in the Potions Dungeon, where they concoct something unusual. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 3,125
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Chapter 03
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 3, Ron receives unwelcome information from Fred and George. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 2,775
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Chapter 04
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 4, Hermione resolves to not do anything foolish. However, for Harry, it is already too late. (This story was written prior to the release of OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 1,525
Hits: 346
Chapter 05
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 5, Ron searches for Hermione. He receives no help whatsoever from the staff in the library. (This story was written prior to the release of OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 1,680
Hits: 339
Chapter 06
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 6, Harry finds it impossible to concentrate on his Quidditch practice. (This story was written prior to the release of OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 2,991
Hits: 349
Chapter 07
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 7, after an eventful dinner, Ron tries to warn Snape. (This story was written prior to the release of OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 3,438
Hits: 344
Chapter 08
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 8, Professor McGonagall experiences a night full of surprises. (This story was written prior to the release of OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 3,543
Hits: 363
Chapter 09
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 9, Ron discovers there are worse things than failing Potions and Harry destroys a vast amount of parchment. (This story was written prior to the release of OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 2,307
Hits: 355
Chapter 10
11/04/2003

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In our concluding chapter, it seems unlikely that anybody will have a happy Valentine's Day. (This story was written prior to the release of OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 3,495
Hits: 410