- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Humor Action
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 03/19/2004Updated: 04/23/2004Words: 16,481Chapters: 10Hits: 5,342
Your First Year Wet Himself
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- Story Summary:
- Draco hates Harry. Harry hates Draco. Right? Wrong. Draco loses his pants, Harry gets smashed, and what is going on in that Quidditch shed anyway?
Your First Year Wet Himself Prologue
03/19/2004Draco hates Harry. Harry hates Draco. Right? Wrong. Draco loses his pants, Harry gets smashed, and what is going on in that Quidditch shed anyway?
Chapter 01
03/19/2004We finally find out what's up with the Quidditch shed. But, that's not all. Harry is not gay, Hermione screams, and Colin Creevey is unconscious.
Chapter 03
03/20/2004The Gryffindors get a little tipsy on Firewhisky, and who comes alone but a equally drunk Draco!! And why is everone in the basement of Honeydukes?
Chapter 05
03/25/2004Draco discovers the many benefits of leather chastity belts... And Snape has a liking for pink....
Chapter 06
03/30/2004A plot! Vampires, more escapades in the Quidditch shed, and I hate Flitwick. Can you tell?
Chapter 07
04/15/2004Our boys begin their journey.... Who is their mysterious visitor?
Chapter 08
04/23/2004Short update on how our boys are dealing with the forest, and Harry's choices of foods. And lemon drops.
Chapter 09
04/23/2004Draco sings and seduces women and men alike... but some lines, even when spoken by the hottest of the hot, don't work.
Chapter 10
04/23/2004Our boys reach their destination, and Ron and Hermione FINALLY hook up.