Evil Masterminds, or Becoming Draco Malfoy

It was the most diabolical plot of their time... Now, if only they could pull it off. Contained within: four devious Hufflepuffs, one bound, gagged, and pissed Draco Malfoy, and the ensuing mayhem. Possible DM/OC action.

It was the most diabolical plot of their time... Now, if only they could pull it off. Contained within: four devious Hufflepuffs, one bound, gagged, and pissed Draco Malfoy, and the ensuing mayhem. Possible DM/OC action.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time. Now if they could only pull it off. Chapter rated for language (Draco has a dirty mouth, unsurprisingly).

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... now if they could only pull it off. In this chapter: the Hufflepuffs abuse Draco and Draco abuses the Hufflepuffs.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... now, if they could only pull it off. Contained within: a green and silver striped recliner, periwinkle Polyjuice, and an intimidating Hufflepuff.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... now if they could only pull it off. Contained within: questions on Ernie's sexuality, channeling Jim Carrey, and surprising perceptiveness in a Hufflepuff.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... now, if they could only pull it off. Contained within: the proper form of 'moose', a Mistress of Pain, and a rousing game of "I Spy."

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... now, if they could only pull it off. Contained within: Day One of The Plan, an age-old question, and SexyMale!Blaise. Rated "R" for language... well, no "L" for "language"...

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... Now, if they could only pull it off. Contained within: the use of "ab-fab", flouncing, and Madeline getting thoroughly pinched.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... Now, if they could only pull it off. Contained within: a posy for Pansy, Ernie being whipped, and retreating Slytherins.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... Now if they could only pull it off. Contained within: heart-felt apologies, people repeating themselves, and an almighty twist.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... Now if they could only pull it off. Contained within: personal information, cancers, and gratuitous nudity.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... Now, if they could only pull it off. Contained within: head banging, *not* snogging, and rhythmic pelvic thrusts.

It was the most diabolical scheme of their time... Now, if they could only pull it off. Contained within: one-legged kittens, asphyxiation, and wide smiles."