- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Ships:
- Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
- Characters:
- Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Humor Action
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone
- Stats:
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Published: 06/16/2006Updated: 08/29/2006Words: 8,732Chapters: 10Hits: 4,392
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
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- Story Summary:
- A hilarious spoof from the first Harry Potter book. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, and Hermione... well she's Hermione. The prequel to Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince.
Chapter 01
06/16/2006A hilarious spoof from the first Harry Potter book. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, and Hermione... well she's Hermione. The prequel to Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince.
Chapter 02 - The Letter/ Diagonal Alley
06/17/2006The Dursleys are plagued by letters that they tell Harry is junk mail. Harry and Hagrid go shopping!!!
Chapter 03 - Platform 3 1/2
06/17/2006Harry has trouble boarding the strange Platform 3 1/2 but in the end makes a friend.
Chapter 04 - Hogwarts/ Fun With Potions!
06/17/2006Harry reaches the academy and is sorted into a house-- exciting!!! Harry pisses off Professor Snape.
Chapter 05 - Hide and Go Seeker
06/28/2006Harry is appointed Seeker of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Chapter 06 - The Big Scary Monster/Quidditch
06/28/2006It's Halloween and a scary monster attacks everyone. Then, Harry plays Quidditch!
Chapter 07 - Harry Christmas/Nick Flamel
08/28/2006Harry celebrates his first Christmas; a mystery surrounds the name of Nick Flamel
Chapter 12 - Through the Crapdoor
08/29/2006Harry and co. venture through the trapdoor.
Harry faces off with his foe. Dumbledore tells all. Harry makes an incredibly gay speech.