The Panda Who Ate Students

OotP-AU.

Severus tries to get away from one particular werewolf's attentions. Unfortunately, this is not as easy as one might think.

Dumbledore isn't ready to believe anything good about Sev -- er, Danpa, not even though Minerva tries to tell him that pandas do not eat people, only owls. Even the loss of his owl, however, can't make Remus give up Danpa.

Remus is trying to defend his pet panda against the other teachers. Severus-Danpa, however, is not doing well.

Remus has problems with his classes. The younger students are too fearful, and the older ones don't have any respect. Fortunately, Danpa is just as good at solving the latter problem as he is at causing the former one.