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Godric Gryffindor loves Helga Hufflepuff. Helga Hufflepuff loves Salazar Slytherin. Salazar Slytherin loves … well, Rowena Ravenclaw knows, and she’s just waiting for the fun to start! A parody of the classic musical comedy “Annie.”

Snape likes Lily, Lily likes James, James likes Sirius, no wait! That's not what this fic is about, greasiness and randomness....

Author loves wolves. Author disapproves of the way 'Little red riding hood' goes. Author rewrites the story. Author can't think of a good summary. Author hopes people like the story. Author should stop referring to herself as 'author'.````Starring (in order of appearance): Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, innocent flowers, Remus Lupin, defenseless bugs, a tall, dark stranger, Minerva McGonagall, another tall, dark stranger, Tom Riddle.

All witches and wizards display pre-training talent in the magical field. Harry made strange things happen all the time - finding himself on the school roof, setting the snake loose.... Even wizards who have grown up in the wizarding world experience such happenstances. Grab your helmets, ladies and gentlemen, because here come the Weasley twins!

Hermione has 6 people dying to go out with her. What's a girl to do?

The most dreadfully horrendous tragedy that could have ever happen, ``can Harry survive it? Worse yet, can he keep himself from going sane? It all starts ``one morning with a twist of fate. It's even worse then if he met Pikachu or Barney!

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.

A Harry Potter alternate universe moment. Why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.

Harry and Ron get bored one afternoon. They decide to make something up about the beginning of the world and how things were invented with Fred and George. Together they tell Hermione. Find out what happens next!

Ron is trying to sleep when he hears a little noise...

Crabbe and Goyle stumble into Snape's office, dragging Draco. The git has tried to Obliviate himself, in an attempt to forget something unspeakably horrible. But the charm hasn't worked as he intended. And Crabbe and Goyle are acting odd...

Voldemort is dead. But there's one person left on whom Harry wants revenge. And he gets it... in hearts.

Follow James Potter through his years at Hogwarts, the friends, the girls, the laughter and the heartache. But as a first year, mostly just the laughter. Remus Lupin in a dress? It just doesn't get any better.

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are looking for some one to become their fifth marauder. Most unexpectedly, Severus Snape, shows up and decided to ask for a place in their Marauder group. All Severus wanted to do was to find out what the Marauders were up to; always sneaking out of beds when there is a full moon... but most unfortunately for him, there had to be a test. The obstacles that the Marauders were setting for him is ridiculous. They gave him points that were either three or lower. He really can't survive this nightmare!

Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon, not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

A House, M.D. crossover. Dr. Greg House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

Recovering from the events of Goblet of Fire, Ron and Harry are at Hermione's house. In a last-ditch effort to cheer everybody up, Hermione logs on to none other than FICTION ALLEY ITSELF!!! In a few minutes, the whole lot is laughing over a humourous romance! (note: implied H/Hr)

Lupin is having a terribly awful time getting his work done while Sirius keeps staring at him.

It all begins one beautiful morning when Harry and Ron, feeling merry, decide to go for a splash in the lake. They get more adventure than they bargained for, including a rather unpleasant meeting with the giant squid, and a rescue plan involving Dumbledore and their fellow Gryffindors...

An add-on to the Translation Series. Ron never read "Translating Mad things Girls Do so Guys can Understand Them" by Hermione Granger, but that doesn't mean you can't. Read Hermione's full guide: complete with input from Ginny Weasley and an afterword by Molly Weasley. A bit of a missing moment from OotP.

When Snape makes the students of Hogwarts test one of their potions, the results prove interesting... and, according to Harry, frightening.

A little peek into what the youngest Weasley is thinking of (and trying to work up the nerve to do) in the last few weeks before her fourth year at Hogwarts. A funny, cute and fluffy prologue to a H/G (and R/H!) fifth-year fic from Ginny's point of view.

So, the Author loses control of the story. Not a good thing to happen. You'll find out.

Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody :)

Arthur Weasley may like Muggle artifacts, but he's never had to shop like one before! A silly one-shot featuring Shopping!Arthur and Super Absorbent!Tampons.

The Lupins, parents of six kids with wildly different skills and personalities, are in for the hardest night of their life when their kids go on a rampage and nearly claim their lives a hundred times!

Ask the DADA Teachers is an advice column. But it's a special advice column. They answer advice from people in Hogwarts! In this very out-of-character fic, you the reader can send in your own made-up stupid, goofy and wrong problems. The sky is the limit.

A hilarious story in which Harry Potter tries to hire a private detective, Spade Marlowe, to find his missing author, J.K. Rowling. The detective sits Harry down and gives him the facts of life about authors and the work they ``do, and about being a famous literary character. Written in the best traditions of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, this fanfic is intended for those bellyaching fans who keep complaining that Ms. Rowling hasn't yet finished book five.

There is a little incident in potions class one day...involving our favorite potions teacher, poor Neville Longbottom, a nap and a -er- fly...

Oh my goodness! Hermione's a poor Cinderella! Lord Voldemort as a fairy? Hagrid's pumpkins? Harry's a prince?! And what is wrong with Harry's hair?! Find out in this exciting production at Hogwarts! What happens when wizards try to put on a Muggle play?

In 1959, teenagers Arthur and Molly catch the train to Hogwarts and discuss the permission slips they got at the end of last term. Not exactly a prequel to The Permission Slip, just part of a loose series of connected fanfics.

Severus proves his love for Hermione by going to meet her father. What happens when Severus gets his first check up?

After leading myself into a trap, I was thrown back into the 1940s. Perhaps it was a twist of fate? Yeah, more like 'twisted fate.' (As told by Hermione Granger.)

What's this 'MySpace' Dudley keeps blabbering on about? Harry, being his usual too-curious-for-his-own-good self investigates one day while the Dursleys are out.

Harry Potter meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer to fill up an otherwise plotless story. It has everything any fan of either storyline would want (according to me anyway).

The House-Elf Liberation Front strikes back...

When a mysterious magical accident turns Harry's mind back``to that of a three year old — and an awfully thick three year old at that``— it's up to Ron and Hermione to turn him back to normal. But the infamous``defence against the Dark Arts jinx is against them. Contains some harsh language.``H/Hr.

Draco has gone insane. Tricks have been unleashed all week. Ron thinks it's hilarious, Harry wonders whats gotten into him, and Hermione is appalled. What's gotten into Draco?

"There are some strange things going on at the moment - I don’t know if you’ve noticed. There seems to be a total Parental Chat epidemic going around. Really, there must be something particular in this year’s summer heat." - Harry, Luna, Hermione, Ginny and Draco are all subjected to a dreaded Parental Chat.

Missing scenes from OotP: Why did Ron go all funny, really? Was it something we missed...Or was something, in fact, missing? And did anyone else suffer a similar fate? ``This tale takes place just after the Department of Mysteries battle, and is rated PG-13 for mild language and a healthy breeze 'round a couple of pairs of privates.

Padfoot -- er, sorry, Sirius -- writes a Practice NEWT essay for McGonagall's Transfiguration class. Of course, it's all just hypothetical: He's not an Animagus, he's not the one who's been doing all sorts of naughty things, and, of course, he doesn't have to resort to blackmail in order to pass the course. (Yeah. Right.) *Winner of FA's Back to School/Witching Hour Challenge!*

At a wild Quidditch party, Lily unwinds with Remus at her side, having bad consequences for not only the two, but James' heart. Rated PG-13 for sexual references.

Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts, and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. Harry/Snape slash.

We all know the Marauders. Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James. What we don't know is how they became Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Follow four boys through their first year at Hogwarts where we will see the foundation set for that infamous group of tricksters, as well as a few friends...

Latest issue of Snape/McGonagall bickering! Neville Longbottom is rewardingly caught between exploding cauldrons and everybody's favourite rivalling teachers trying to Make A Point. *Complete*

Oh, dear. It seems as though Dolores Umbridge has made public her prejudices against part-humans and half-breeds. A newly-married couple has been given a nasty shock thanks to a front-page Daily Prophet headline, there's backlash at the Ministry, and -- hmm -- some of this sounds like Real Life.

A twisted saga of four year olds, Dursley family problems, and a dead frog.

Lily and James go out for the night, and Sirius comes over to baby-sit little one-year-old Harry!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Lupin and Sirius sit down after the war and discuss some amusing philosophical thoughts.

How Godric Gryffindor got his first dragon egg.

Guess who's having a Wandpoint Wedding? Due to faulty Contraceptive Potion, someone finds herself knocked up, and her significant other wants to "make an honest woman out of her." Unfortunately, there are several major obstacles between them and the altar. Two-days-earlier prequel to "Wardens of Wizardkind."

What should three first-year students fear the most? A short Snape story. :)

These are the secret diaries of some of our favorite Goblet of Fire characters, recounting their time at Hogwarts up until the First Task. It is a slight parody of GOF and Bridget Jones.

Fleur goes to Hogwarts for her final year of magical schooling to pursue her love for Harry, only to find out that he already loves Cho. On a jealous spying search to find out some dirty information about Cho, Fleur finds out more than she bargained for. Only Ron seems to believe her. Read on to find out more...

He let his eyes fall shut and said a silent prayer that when he woke up Malfoy would be dead like he was supposed to be, or at least sane and embarrassing shrieks would not have happened and maybe the room wouldn't spin quite so much.

George needs help from the brightest witch in her year. How far is he willing to go for some assistance?

A simple, plotless little fic in the Seinfeldian style, featuring Harry, Luna, Ron and Hermione trying their hand at a famous Muggle pastime...

The Death Eaters have to decide what to get Voldemort for Christmas. Things happen. **Winner of the 2007 Phoenix Rising 'Mistletoe and Mayhem' Challenge!**

Draco's about to find out what his animagus form is.

If you think you've got what it takes you work for the self-proclaimed evilest Dark Wizard in the history, read this story and think twice. It will serve as a guideline for all you need to know if you want to be a Death Eater (there is a quiz that you can do and it'll tell you!!).

Hermione is kidnapped... Again! This time by the cousin of Draco Malfoy! It is now that Hermione wakes to find herself in a dark room. It is cold and the ropes on her wrists and ankles hurt. She sighs. Not again, she thinks. ``She begins to look around for the one guilty of kidnapping her. He isn’t around. Odd. No matter, Hermione thinks. He’ll be back soon. He’s probably out getting a cappuccino or something.

Hermione just wants to be left alone. Not going to happen.

Harry is shopping for Christmas. Again. (H/D)

A third part to my Caught In The Act series. Snape hears the Gryffindors doing... things, and can't help but take action.

This is the true story of seven, not-so-much strangers, chosen to live together in a house, and not kill each other. This is the Real Wizarding World--London.

Twelve people get a rather threatening letter to be in the Room of Requirement--or else. So when they do go in, they read a book. A 'Sue story that will most likely scar them for life.

Two students visit Madam Pomfrey with an embarrassing problem. The cure may possibly be worse than the disease.

As soon as Draco woke up, he knew it was going to be one of those days where the whole world is out to get you. But can a bad day lead to an extraordinary turn of events? Wondefully OOC. Not as cliche as is sounds; features Showtune!Blaise and Leatherpants!Draco.

Draco Malfoy, the ever cunning Slytherin, is living up to his name. The annoying Golden Trio (Potty, Weasel and Mudblood) are going down!

James is barely making it through work one day when a pregnant Lily decides to pick up an extra ingredient for their dinner that evening.

Sometimes, a married man just has to admit to himself how much he longs for little boys.

Draco Malfoy chose to raise his son differently.

Maths like it's taught in Muggle schools is useless, isn't it? In this matter, both Ron and his son Nick think alike. Unfortunately, they have to complete Nick's maths homework together - but luckily there's always some help around.

While packing for another long year at Hogwarts, Fredrick J. Weasley reminiscences about his family and all of their little quirks. Interested in seeing what Fred really thinks about his siblings? Oh, be afraid . . . be very afraid . . .

Books, Potions, house-elves, intrigue, romance novels, Hermione, Draco, and not a love story...

Back by popular demand! Those fangirls, never giving Hermione peace about their captured hotties. She has (reluctantly) written another book on how to care for a Hogwarts hottie, this one on the ever popular Draco Malfoy.

When Lily spends her afternoon studying in the library for the upcoming O.W.L.s, she never expects to overhear the Marauders put the finishing touches on their greatest achievement…The Marauder’s Map.

The Hogwarts staff has, once again, gathered to eat lunch. Once again, they are tormented by a horror-inspiring DADA teacher. This man makes the Basilisk look like a giant, murderous snake. Well, anyway, it's the sicho-romantic of Hogwarts, the incompetent, over-confident GILDROY LOCKHART! (Featuring a cameo by Dumbledore.)

What's the best thing to do after a year of nonstop studying? Going on vacation, of course!

A comedy about Harry and his broomstick. This experience is not necessarily any 'normal' ride around the pitch.

The story of Sirius Black, a vampire allergic to blood, a cannibal, a man who runs around naked, and a man named Bruce. Oh yeah, and an attempt to be the first man ever to escape from Azkaban.

Thirteen-year-old Draco Malfoy has recently become a junior Death Eater, but certain events that befall him after a Floo accident and involve a certain person with messy dark hair and spectacles make him regret it. An AU story.

Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.

Remus Lupin has problems. He's a wizard. He's a werewolf. He's somehow got himself very, very lost. And he's just been arrested by the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Things can only get worse...

You know all those fanfics about a certain greasy-haired so-and-so growing a soul when he meets his long-lost-child? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Finally, It Has Arrived! The sequel to Do It With A Mystery.``Set before Do It With A Mystery, how did the relationship begin? Includes five strange people and some crazed dreams.``WARNING: Crabbe and Goyle Cherubs found within.

The (of course) humourous tale of four friends in their fifth year at Hogwarts and how they live at school with the invention of the all new Marauder's Map. Just what will they do first?

Like nearly everything in Harry Potter's life, even taking a shower is a doom-laden, disturbing experience, accompanied by dark thoughts and scenes which nightmares are made of. Cold water in the magical world seems to have unexpected side effects...

There’s one thing little Harry wants from Santa Claus more than anything else: a little sister or brother. Remus and Severus tell the boy not to be disappointed, but in the end, they can hardly do anything but believe.

Draco goes in for a facial, looking for relaxation, and comes out with something more.

A night of mischief for first-years Fred and George turns into one of discovery, and adventure ensues. What will they get up to as they begin to tap into the map's secrets? Loosely based on a certain scenario alluded to in PoA.

Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts and exciting events are about to happen! Did Sirius really die? Who is Ginny writing letters to? What's up with Luna and her makeover! And most importantly, crazy trashcans!? The Dark Lord is planning something dangerous...

"Draco, impregnate me now!"

Remus has been sent to infiltrate Greyback's camp, and it isn't long before he realizes: Something's missing. Something important. What could it be? Who can help him in his hour of need...Or, rather, who WILL help him?

Hermione dictates a confession that tells all about Harry's secret kilt obsession. Warning, pants jokes ahead. (That's jokes about pants, not jokes that are pants.)

In Harry Potter's Seventh year there's a new DADA teacher. As usual, Severus Snape is angry, and the teacher is weird. And Dumbledore is an old yittish woman called the Matchmaker. (Figuratively speaking.) Appearances by Neville and Remus.

Peter has a girlfriend, and goodness only knows why, but she wants to go a bit further. But ickle Petie wasn't taught the Facts of Life yet, so it's up to the Marauders to explain some things to him. And they will. Oh, yes they will.

Will Harry and Severus put their difference aside long enough to grant Remus his Christmas wish? Yes and no.

While Harry and Hermione are staying at the Burrow, Mr. Weasley comes home with two telephones. Harry and Hermione attempt to show him how to use them.

In this wild world of fanfiction, Fred and George are up to their usual tricks, Ron and Hermione are FINALLY together, and Harry is, well...Harry! Warning: Extreme laughter. May cause seizures.