Draco Malfoy and His Super...

Draco Malfoy and His Super... (1/1):

"I refuse to let h--" Harry spoke, but was cut off by Draco.

"You can't refuse--"

"How do you know that this--"

"It will be fine!"

"Fine, my arse! What happens if something goes terribly wro--"

"Nothing will happen!"

"How do you know?"

"We're wizards, Harry. We can put a protection and--"

"But what if that's not enough?"

"It will be! Now, stop worrying!"

"But it feels like it was only yesterday that--"

"I know, Harry. I know. I was there too, you know..."

"Sighs. This is really happening, isn't it?"

"It is..." Draco replied.

Harry and Draco both turned around to face their daughter, Elizabeth Potter-Malfoy, who just came out of her room, dressed in a skirt and a tank top.

"You are not going out dressed like that!" cried Draco.

"Dad! I'm fifteen years ol--"

"I know how old you are! Go back to your room and change into something that doesn't show skin!"

"DADDY!" cried Elizabeth to her father, Harry.

"Hey, don't look at me! I'm the one that doesn't want you to go," Harry replied with his hands in the air.

Elizabeth stormed into her room with a 'humph' and began to change.

Harry rubbed his eyes while Draco paced around him.

Then it came, the dreaded sound: "Ding Dong!"

Draco stopped and stared at the door as if the wooden object would suddenly attack him.

The sound came again. "Ding Dong!"

Draco ran his fingers through his hair and opened the door. There stood a tall lanky boy. "Who are you?" he with a menacing glare.

"I-I'm h-here to pick up y-your d-da-daughter, S-Sir," stuttered the small boy, who was quaking with fear under the man's glare.

Harry quickly appeared by Draco's side. He ushered the boy in and looked at him from head to toe. "What's your name?" he asked.

"Max Guerin."

"What are your intentions toward my daughter?"

"U-Ummm..."

"Daddy! Stop interrogating him!" yelled Elizabeth, coming out of her room, fully covered.

"I just want to know what he wants wi--"

"Dad, tell Daddy to stop," she whined with a frown.

One look at his sad daughter's face and Draco caved in. He pushed Harry down to the sofa and gestured to Elizabeth to leave now or to expect not to go out at all. With that, Elizabeth took Max's hand and led him out of the flat. She quickly popped back in, gave her two fathers a kiss, told them she loved them, and left.

"My baby girl is--" cried Harry.

"I know," Draco said, rubbing his hands up and down his husband's back.

They just sat there in silence. Their baby girl was growing up. It felt like only yesterday when she took her first step, and the next thing they knew, she was going out on her first date. How time flies when you're having fun. They sat there for what felt like forever, and it seemed as though the clock's ticking grew louder and louder.

"I want another child," Harry said, breaking the silence.

"W-What?"

"You heard what I said. I want another child."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes, very."

"Don't you think we're getting a bit too old to have another child, Harry?"

"Damnit, Draco! Give me another child!"

"Hey! Potter, you can't just order me to give you a child! I'm not a machine where you can press and expect a child to pop out! It takes two to make a child, you know!"

"I'll carry it."

"What?"

"You heard me. You carried Elizabeth. Now it's my turn."

"Are you absolutely sure, Harry? Once we do this, we can't go back."

"Draco, I am ordering you to fuck me and fuck me now! Impregnate me!"

"Shit, Harry, you can't just order me around!"

"Yes, I can!"

"Scarhead."

"Ferret."

"Git!"

"Draco, impregnate me now!" Harry whined.

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"Fuck Draco, if you don't give me your little swimmers, I'll force it out of you!"

"HA! I'd like to see you try!"

"Fine, I'll go find some other person whose willing to give me their swimmers."

"If you do, consider us over!"

"DRACO MALFOY, I AM ORDERING YOU TO FERTILIZE ME! IMPREGNATE ME! I AM ORDERING YOU TO FUCK ME!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"Wait a minute... Why am I saying no to sex?" questioned Draco.

"Good question Draco," Harry purred. "Why are you saying no to sex?" He sauntered over to Draco, and started to slowly strip his clothes.

Draco watched as Harry did a little strip tease for him. Once Harry was fully nude and wiggled his naked arse at him, he knew. He knew he had lost this battle.

- - - -

A few weeks later...

"Hey guys, I bet you're wondering why Draco and I invited you over," Harry said nervously.

"Yes, why?" questioned Hermione.

"Tell me you and Draco are breaking up!" Ron exclaimed, which resulted in Hermione smacking his arm and Elizabeth glaring at him.

"No, we're not divorcing, Weasel!" Draco shouted in annoyance.

"Ron, can't you see that--" said Fred.

"--they are soul mates, they are--" said George.

"--in love! So stop hoping--"

"--that they will--"

"--break up!"

"Anyways, you invited us, Harry--"

"--because you miss us!"

"Right--"

"--Harry?"

"Shush you two," said Molly, smiling as she felt Arthur's arms slip around her waist.

Ron muttered 'Stupid dolts' under his breath, but soon got over it when Hermione gave him a peck on his lips. He just smiled and wrapped his arms around her.

Draco rolled his eyes at Fred and George. "Don't they realize it's frightening when they do that? When they speak like that?" he hissed to Harry. Harry just smiled and nodded.

"Anyways, back to why I invited you over here: I do miss you guys, but there's also something else. I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations--"

"--Harry! So Draco, we take it--"

"--it's yours?"

"Of course, it's mine!" shouted Draco at the twins in outrage.

"Guys, guys! I'm pregnant with twins!" Harry cried over the noise.

"Twins?" gasped Ron.

Hermione just responded by hugging Harry and Draco with tears in her eyes. Ron watched his family congratulate Harry, Draco, and Elizabeth. He wondered when he and Hermione would have children. They had been married for over a year, but they never talked about children. He made a mental note to talk to her about it when they got home.

"Hey Draco buddy, talk about--"

"--Super Sperm! We didn't know--"

"--you had it in you!"

"WHAT?!" Draco yelled.

"Draco and His Super Sperm!" sang Fred.

"Draco and His Super Strong Swimmers!" George sang back.

Ron joined in by singing the Batman song. "Dun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun Batman!"

Draco just covered his face in his hands while Harry planted a kiss on his neck. Draco groaned loudly as he heard Elizabeth scream, "MY EARS! MY VIRGIN EARS! STOP SINGING ABOUT MY FATHER'S SUPER SPERM!" Harry laughed while he patted his stomach softly.

"Remind me again why I'm their friend?"

"Because you love me," said Harry.

"I love you too," Draco replied with a passionate kiss.

"AHHHHHHHHHH, MY EYES! OBLIVATE ME, HERMIONE! SOMEBODY FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN, OBLIVATE ME!" Ron screamed over Fred and George's song of Draco Malfoy and his Super Sperm.

The End.

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