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Harry Potter and the Chocolate Factory by Rainhawke
10/26/2006Because it had to happen. Five children are to be taken on a trip inside the world's largest chocolate factory. Which lucky people will find the coveted Golden Tickets? Could one of them possibly be. . . Harry Potter? Nah! Certainly not! Mayhem, madness, and munchies all rolled up in one.
The Magical Twenty-Six by poeshoo
06/03/2010A short story for each of the twenty-six letters of the alphabet. WARNING: Characters may be insane. Note: Spoilers are checked just in case, I don't have all the stories planned out yet. The same thing goes for the 15 rating.
Harry Potter and the Battle of the Sexes by rissa
02/24/2003It's time for the students of Hogwarts to set aside house differences in favor of fighting the true battle - Boys VS Girls!
And Now For Something Completely Different by Rex
08/09/2001Harry Potter gets sucked down the drain and finds himself in a series of alternate universes, facing impossible (to him) romantic situations in each one and makes some shocking discoveries.
Horny Hogwarts by D.J.Malfoy
12/05/2005The school of Witchcraft and Wizardry is hit with a spell to make everyone horny! Certain people find it more disturbing than others and so some drastic things...H/D. Hope you enjoy it!
Dumbledore and the Insidious Plot by Daktalakpak
02/17/2006The story begins when Dumpty loses his pair of sandals. What does Voldie has to do with it, and how is he going to take over the world? Insane plot and lots of slash pairings. This is a parody, of course.
Behind Door No. 3 by Sabrina
01/16/2005Mrs. Weasley can't believe her eyes when she makes a late-night bed check.
Losers Like Us by gemmadw
11/05/2005Dr Walker, intrepid psychologist to the Magical World, has returned, but she's not happy. Neither are her patients, as the summer of 1996 passes over Hogsmeade, and the emotional lives of several people...er...beings begin to show the stresses of the events of Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. Happily, the good doc's quirky fortunes have not changed over the years, so beware of drunken elves, cursing Malfoys, dentists, and a mooning werewolf. Oh, and possibly the Great Hogsmeade Fire of '96, if Fearless doesn't get to that blasted stove in time.
The Amorae Potion by Daydreamer
11/24/2002Harry by accident gets infected with a Love Potion that makes him irresistible to everyone he meets. Will he survive? /"Ms. Granger get off Potter immediately!"/ Probably not…
Pranking a Professor by Mistress A.S.
09/18/2004It's Hermione's final year at Hogwarts and what better way to go out than to play a few harmless pranks on everyone's favorite Professor? After getting ahold of Fred and George's list, she's set out to complete her biggest challenge yet--pranking Professor Severus Snape.
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson
04/05/2007Harry and Snape slash story written against my will. Which is why it's Riddikulus!
Severus Potter and Harry Snape by Buffipie
10/05/2001A joke made up by the Weasley Twins and Ron to make Snape and Mcgonnagall switch places with Polyjuice Potion goes wrong. Harry ends up swapping with Snape! Mayhem ensues as the pair are forced to pretend to be each other during the school day. Sirius and Lucius appear and arguments, fights and slagging off follow.
The Curse of the Giggling Goblin by TatteredBloodyRose
10/20/2005Harry Potter and his friends are in their sixth year at Hogwarts, and Remus Lupin has returned to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. One day, Dumbledore and McGonagall are strolling through the castle when Albus accidentally sets off a spell that turns all the professors into their sixteen-year-old selves! Naturally, chaos ensues, and while some are enthusiastic, like Lupin, others, like Snape, are feeling quite mutinous. Throughout the week, the professors must attend classes with the other students and come to terms with all the ups and downs of being teenagers again. Unlikely friendships arise, and the professors learn more about their students and themselves.
Draco's Diary (It's Secret, Ya Know) by DoubleEdgedSword
03/01/2004Draco's Diary is full of secrets. Dare you read it?
Pity poor Draco Malfoy. His stunning looks, charm, and wealth have snagged boys, girls, house elves, garden gnomes, grindylows, and inanimate ``objects alike, but little Ginny Weasley may turn out to be the biggest challenge of all...and opposition comes from a most unexpected source.
MTV Diary: Harry Potter Style by Allykat
08/25/2002The characters of Harry Potter have decided to take part in a special season of MTV Diary. Watch as the chosen few reveal secrets, goof off, and make fools out of themselves.
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen
09/03/2001The Marauders, in their heyday, bicker their way through a humorous adventure. It all begins when James starts acting rather oddly. Could it be a Slytherin curse? What can be done about it? You'll find out eventually, but along the way you'll encounter a pugnacious Peter, a rowdy Remus, and a (very) serene Sirius.
Spoon by Almond Paste
09/15/2002A humorous fiction based around the hormones raging between Draco and Harry. (Sounds bad, but I don't think it's really as bad as this summary.)
A Day in the Life of Draco Malfoy by Angela Boyko
08/09/2001...in which he spends no time trying on leather pants...
A Change'll Do You Good by Red Raven
03/19/2007Draco & Hermione. When Hermione goes to a Renaissance-themed town, she stumbles upon a fortune-teller who offers to help Hermione get what--or
The Scarlett Letter by Islander2
01/13/2007COMPLETE. What is it about Scarlett that sparks a phenomenon unlike any Hogwarts has ever seen? What is it about her candid newsletter that has the boys writing her avid fan mail? What is it about this woman that has the girls seething with jealousy? What is it about her that sends the teachers to the end of their last nerve? And why in the world has she fallen in love with Gregory Goyle? Is there more to her than meets the eye? Find out in "The Scarlett Letter"! Based on true events.
Night Of The Round Table by Rhysenn
07/31/2001Things seem more complicated than they are when Harry and Draco serve detention class together.
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee
08/02/2004SLASH! PARODY! These raunchy journal entries expose the burning, secret``thoughts and desires of Hogwarts’ sex-crazed students and staff! Warning:``contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers,``kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
The Way It Should Have Been by Aletia DeVae
06/26/2007What would have happened if Harry's parents killed Voldemort on that night? Would Harry have grown up a rich snob like Malfoy? Would he have been more like Ron and his family? What would everyone in general's life have been like? Would they have still been friends with Hermione? All questions shall be answered within. Please R/R!
Win Some, Lose More by Fire Wolf
02/10/2002A dashing tale staring one famous wiz kid, a small tribe of redheads, an innocent bystander, a complete bastard of a Slytherin, two shifty old blokes, and a sinister evil! In other words, this is exactly why Harry and Snape should never remain in the same building for more than an hour.
My Teenage Fan Club by After the Rain
02/23/2004I recalled several small incidents from the last few months and came to an alarming conclusion. I had a teenage fan club.... How had I become so popular with the twelve-to-sixteen-year-old set? What did they see in a shabbily dressed, prematurely greying Defence Against the Dark Arts professor? And sweet Merlin, why couldn’t this have happened to me twenty years ago?
Baby Draco by SilverFangs
05/21/2004Curiosity killed the cat. But for Draco, it was a fate worse than death when he was accidentally turned into an eight-month-old baby and found himself in the care of the Weasleys. Featuring: a magical smirking baby, hilarious parenting experience and the grand Malfoy Manor
After the Department of Mysteries fiasco, Draco Malfoy is charged with aiding the Dark Lord and found guilty. He's given a choice: Azkaban or live like a Muggle for the summer and attend a Muggle school. Obviously, he chooses the Muggles. Unfortunately, he's in for a hectic ten months...
Drunken Domesticity by Icarus
04/21/2003Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - when will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com.
The Prank Wars by Lavander
04/26/2003Fred and George are faced with two great pranksters from the past. The great pranksters challenge them, and the prank wars begin. Who wins? Fred and George, or these great pranksters? Find out by reading.
The Alcohol Chronicles by FireGod
08/09/2002Every Friday night there's a party somewhere. This is the story ``of Harry Potter's party and the events that come after it. If you ever wondered ``what the gang is like when they're drunk, this fic will answer all of your questions.
In which Mr. Prongs takes Muggle Studies, Mr. Padfoot has a crush on Professor McGonagall, Miss Evans demonstrates where her son inherited his CAPS LOCK tendencies, Mr. Wormtail discovers that his Animagus form is useful for petty theft, and Mr. Moony explains why none of this can possibly be construed as his fault.
It's a swashbuckling lunatic romp that begins with Draco and Ginny locked in Snape's supply closet as the Potions Master unwillingly mixes an Anti-Lust elixir, to be mixed into the punch at the Valentine's Day Ball. But you know what they say about the best-laid plans of mice and men...
Weasley, Ron Weasley by Diricawl
09/29/2002Ron Weasley is a secret Agent for a special branch of the Ministry. Hermione Granger is the girl who left him ten years ago. Now his mission involves her, and the man she\'s pretending she\'s in love with—Draco Malfoy. Along with Harry and Ginny, they all end up in the happiest place on earth: Monte Carlo.
Snape Rules by MajinSakuko
02/04/2005Albus leaves Hogwarts due to a important meeting and Snape seizes his chance to take over the school. NT/SS.
Sirius Black . . . Babysitter Extraordinaire?! by PrincessSchez
12/11/2006If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for seven years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze, right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.
Harry Potter "was not a normal boy. Not that he was abnormal or anything, like some kind of loony, if you get my point." This begins a rollicking journey of intrigue, romance, suspense, and gratuitous violence. Actually, this is a parody of Harry and his pals that I hope somebody enjoys. In this story, you'll find: Clueless:Harry, Bumpkin:Ron, Annoyed:Hermione, and more. There's a shakeup at Hogwarts in Year 6, with Lupin back on board teaching a brand new class, a new DADA professor named "Canis White," and even a new History of Magic professor! On top of that, there's a competition between the Houses to see who can replace Fred and George as Hogwarts resident pranksters. And as usual, Voldemort's got a plan to get rid of Harry!
The Gryffindor dorm is abuzz with laughter and gossip after curfew as the boys cover for their friends' hot date. The talk turns to sex, and Harry gives away a little too much information. ``"Oh. I've been around," Harry said evasively. Everyone turned towards him. If he was going out with anyone it was news to them. But it would be just like Harry to keep it a secret.
The Slytherin Kama Sutra by Angie Astravic
11/22/2001Sex education at Hogwarts: After Malfoy has a near fatal encounter with Dark magic, Professor McGonagall decides it has to be taught earlier ... by Professor Snape. Note that this story is rated R -- nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.
Fred and George Live! by Galya
02/12/2003Fred and George get a hold of a dictation spell and it is madness. The try to interview Harry and Co. to gain information on a girl they fancy, but instead begin an on going battle to get Ron to admit his feelings for Hermione, while she rants about the Potter merchandise, and so Fred and George decide to write slash fics instead.
I Dream Of Remus by Hyphen
10/25/2001Severus is stalking the Marauders. For strategic Slytherin reasons, naturally, and not because he is in the least interested in Remus. So, of course, he is not even remotely jealous when he starts to suspect that there's something going on between Remus and Sirius. And he doesn't obsess about it at all.
Lucius Malfoy's Daily Schedule by Angela Boyko
07/31/2001Hermione Granger and the Sixth Year Makeover by Crossbow
07/22/2005Tired of all the Makeover!Hermione stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.
Having procured an extensive list of ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master, one industrious student starts a quest to cover them all in her 4th year at Hogwarts. A humorous journey following the escapades of one Merriweather Hapshat. Will she be able to survive Severus Snape's wrath?
Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater Application Form by Rowen Redford
05/27/2003Some brave soul has raided Voldemort's filing cabinet, and Lucius Malfoy's application to join the Death Eaters has been discovered. A fic for anyone considering a career as a minion of the Dark Lord.
A Sackful of Holiday Horsefeathers by Piwakitt
11/25/2005A gentle parody with a bit of everything in it. Humor, romance, Slytherin schemes, and mystery! Set during the Christmas holidays in Hermione's fifth year. Lupin visits McGonagall, Snape has a strange dream, Draco falls for Hermione, and Trelawney has a vision.
Follow the Butterflies by kazooband
04/28/2006After weeks of grueling work and tireless practice, Ron finally managed to make a patronus. Now his only problem is making sure no one finds out about it.
Molly Weasley's Practical Guide to Magical Childcare by tante
04/06/2006Every mother of small children should have these charms at her disposal. What were the Weasley children like when they were small? Here are the things none of the children would like us to know.
When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.
Who can kiss Lily Evans First? by HarryPotter12
06/23/2002Remus, Sirius, and Peter are head-over-heels in love with Lily Evans...or are they?
Sex Ed 101 by Sajasma Lee
08/07/2003It’s almost approaching the end of Harry’s time at Hogwarts as he enters his seventh year and Dumbledore feels that no Hogwarts student’s education is complete without the requisite Sex Education course. Naturally, Dumbledore’s choice for teaching the class is one (very) unwilling Severus Snape, though it is obviously not for any meaningful reason, save for Dumbledore’s own supreme amusement. Voldemort has been defeated in one dismissing and vague reference. Harry has repressed his issues, but now they are coming to a very convenient breaking point. Hermione has an existential dilemma between choosing to be a modern feminist and wanting to marry a supposed chauvinist, Ron Weasley. Will Neville ever get laid? ...
The Great Hogwarts Body Switch by daughterofthemoon
09/01/2003A mysterious substance is added to the Hogwarts pumpkin juice, making all the students and teachers who drank it switch bodies! Includes double entendres, crazy confusions, and revelations galore!
After They Disgraced Themselves by Adrasteia
12/31/2003Sequel to "Before They Were Marauders", this fic takes place in ``the Marauders' fifth year, shortly after they master the art of Animagi. Discovery and humor follows as well some... romance? I guess it's kind of a L/J love/hate kind of fic but nothing more than pure, undiluted FLUFF!
Ginny and Draco Do America, or, Dude, Where's My Eye? by Anise
12/10/2005Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. So naturally, Ginny, Draco, Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to go on a 2,500 mile road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find them. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)
Making No Sense Whatsoever by The Dork Lord
03/04/2005They say the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher position is cursed. This series explores just how low into the barrel Dumbledore will scrape to find new teachers.
How to Prank the Weasley Twins in Ten Days by Mstar
02/09/2006A mysterious person takes James Potter and Sirius Black from the past and whisks them into the future. They agree to help this person prank Fred and George Weasley. The catch is that none of the students (including the Trio) know that James and Sirius are in the school! Hilarity ensues when people start seeing the "criminal" Sirius Black and Harry Potter in more than one place!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewhiskey by Aerie22
01/30/2005To protect them from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends the sixth-year Gryffindors and Slytherins to America and… Oh, heck, it’s the Marx Brothers meets Monty Python, a Hitchhiker’s Guide to Harry Potter, where no one is safe from lampooning, not the characters, not the authors [JKR and Aerie22], not fanfiction and fanfic authors, not fans and fandom, not even Draco [“You wouldn’t.” Draco said with a sneer. A/N: “Heh, heh, heh,” said the author with a PC and a ‘net connection], and no, dear reader, not even you. So if you’ve been waiting for the War And Peace of silliness, here it is.
Impending Doom by Bobbi
05/08/2003Severus Snape's survival skills are put to the ultimate test when Longbottom's class have to make corosion potions...
From the Scribbles list '50 Ways in Which Cornelius Fudge Meets an Untimely Demise' comes a series of vignettes based on a few points from the list. Be warned, things may get a bit silly...
A truthful account of the events of last March.
"But LOOK, I am clearly anti-Establishment," Percy said, his new mesh shirt pulled halfway up his chest to show a pretty silver ring in his navel. "The Man hates piercings, I read about this in a magazine."``Percy is a bit changed after the Ministry's announcement.
The Bet by KaciJaBeth
07/04/2005In their sixth year, the Gryffindor boys make a bet to see who can go out with the most girls before graduation, causing everything to change.
Sublimation And The Snitch, by Remus J. Lupin by samvimes
08/19/2003Remus Lupin wrote an essay about Quidditch and sex in his seventh year. Are you brave enough to read it? You'll never see the Snitch the same way again...
The Harry Potter Epilogue by Polortseva
07/04/2004Ever wondered what really happened to all the characters of Harry Potter? (Set after the supposingly amazing seventh book.)
A Certain Point of View by B. Bennett
07/30/2001Harry, Ron, Hermione & Ginny watch the Star Wars trilogy. Conversations ensue.
Dates, Pranks and Marauders by Hillary and Jess
06/17/2004James likes Lily and she likes him back so they're going to go on their first date. This seems to be a good thing but unfortunately for them James' best friend happens to be the mischievous Sirius Black. Gauntlets are thrown; revenge and chaos ensue and Remus and Peter get to enjoy the fun.
Lily's Very Buddha-rific Year by i heart lupin
07/13/2007Lily wants to have a calm, peaceful seventh year, "the kind of year Buddha would have at Hogwarts." But Claudius the Lovely, Lis Singleton, Vesta Casanova, Severus Snape, and James Potter are sure to make sure her life is as hectic as ever...
The Truth (or Dare) Hurts by i_love_radcliffe_15
10/03/2004The boys from Ron's dorm decide that it's another time for their "Truth Or Dare Game". There will be romance in the near future. Just a fun, kinda short fic, that so far does not have much plot. lol, have fun!
Best Friends by Draconn Malfoy
11/21/2004A story about how Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Severus Snape became friends against all odds, and how they fought their worst opponent - James Potter and his gang. A prank war ensues, one that only a near-death experience can end...
Deflowering Hannah by Better than Chocolate
08/31/2002Losing one's virginity isn't as easy as it sounds. Just go ask Hannah.
Harmless and Easily Domesticated by Angie Astravic
12/31/2003The Ministry of Magic has forbidden Hagrid to teach about any creature of higher classification than XX. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now ... right?
Adventures in Weasley-Sitting by azriona
04/08/2003A chance encounter makes Harry think having kids might be fun. But Draco has other plans - and those plans include a day baby-sitting the next generation of Weasley children. Slash-lite (because there's barely a single kiss); PG because the parents need a lot of guidance on their day off.
An MS fic on its head: Mary Sue as a side character in a Hufflepuff’s life instead of the other way around. As Mary Sue saves the world and shags her way through fanon, the Hufflepuff house goes about its daily business. Justin Finch-Fletchley, this is your life.
All Those Weird Ron Quotes by Lizzy Lovegood
07/03/2006You know when you watch the Harry Potter movies and there are some parts you just HAVE to laugh hysterically at? Well, if you do, are they Ron's quotes? If you have answered yes, to both of these questions, then you should read this fic because it explores 'all those weird Ron quotes,' and DO they have a basis in reality - or at least dream reality.
Snape Gets Smacked by A Streetcar Named Desire
08/29/2002As a Valentine's Day joke, Ron arranges for Sev, Draco & Harry to compete for Hermione on a wizarding version of "Singled Out meets SNL Celebrity Jeopardy." Featuring Mrs. Norris on crack, host Al Extra Beck, & guest star Con Seannery. SS/HG/DM
Lo, They Will Snog by Elektra
01/29/2003An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Features much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization, a godawful plot - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy and Improbable Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name?
The Slayer and the Squib by Hijja
12/19/2004Rupert Giles faces his wizarding past, Buffy Summers deals with the pitfalls of being a Hogwarts professor, Snape is... well, Snape, and Harry Potter wonders just *what* he has done to deserve this... (HP/BtVS crossover)
Not Another Wedding Story by grand_admiral_shirra
11/05/2006It's the day of Draco's wedding and, as you'd expect, everything possible goes wrong.
Childhood Living by Dommichan
12/27/2002An accident in his class leaves Snape with a temporary job... as a babysitter!?!? And what is old You-Know-Who up to anyways?!!
Severus Snape's Potions Master Application Form by Rowen Redford
09/15/2003In this companion piece to Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater Application Form, Severus Snape is applying for a job at Hogwarts. And he's not best pleased about it.
What happens when Fred and George tried to play Cupid to Hermione?
Harry Potter and the Fantasy Quest by Liselle
06/08/2006Harry wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings and meets a woman known only as the Dungeon Master. She sends him and several companions from his own universe on a quest to conquer an evil wizard (no, not that one). Crossover with the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. Takes place during the summer before Fifth Year and largely ignores OotP.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Barb
02/12/2004Neville didn't get to go to the Yule Ball with Hermione because of Viktor Krum. Harry is now interested in Hermione, but she doesn't want to have to choose between him and Ron. Harry wishes that Neville could be her boyfriend, so one of them might be happy. Little does he realise what will come of this wish.... (Overt H/Hr, hinted R/Hr, overt N/Hr.)
Swapping Spit (Kissing) with Hermione by M.S.Webster
09/13/2005Hermione finds Ron's notes on what kissing her is like.
Your First Year Wet Himself by sdrawkcab21
04/23/2004Draco hates Harry. Harry hates Draco. Right? Wrong. Draco loses his pants, Harry gets smashed, and what is going on in that Quidditch shed anyway?
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13
11/29/2002Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it *really* make the decision?
The Insanity of Draco Malfoy by Slythindor
04/15/2003In love with Harry Potter?! HA! The only thing Draco Malfoy feels for Potter is intense hatred... isn't it?
Around the House with the Dark Lord by webba
08/14/2003Lord Voldemort was in the bathroom.````And, judging from the large empty space on the bookshelf, he had taken Uncle John's Bathroom Reader with him.````Have you ever wondered what life with the Dark Lord is like? What does he do when he's not trying to kill Harry? Let's all take a look at Voldemort in a way he never intended for people to see...let's go in the house with the Dark Lord.
Love is Out to Get Me by claire AKA silverweed3
12/20/2002It's a conspiracy! A SS/HG tale starring Mad-Eye Moody.
Sex Ed with Snape by Samantha_Diaz
04/21/2003Professor Snape is a very disagreeable man, not to mention stubborn. So naturally everyone is surprised when he is chosen to be Hogwarts new Sex Ed teacher.
Quidditch in Bed by Angel of the North
11/02/2003Born of a challenge by the Sphinx, this is my version of Quidditch in Bed, the innuendo-fest that is a Gryffindor's guide to putting the *ahem* Quaffle through the hoop. The first chapter gives a list of the titles of subsequent chapters. There were certain required elements, which are also duly noted.
Cheap Trick Lullaby by marisol
03/09/2006A mildly fluffy romantic comedy set in Post-Hog London about what happens when Ginny ever-so-politely asks Harry to deflower her.
Stop the World! (I Wanna Get Off) by PhoenixSong
10/26/2005In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion. Nobody is happy about it... not even Draco Malfoy. (Written before HBP. Sixth year. H/D slashy overtones.)
The Slytherins and the Marauders have to face the consequences ``of their actions. A sequel to "Stuck" and "Stuck in the Muddle" (and the inspiration ``for "If Ewe Are Prepared.")
A Day in the Life of Dobby by Angela Boyko
08/09/2001Dobby sings!
How Severus Snape Learned to Maraud by After the Rain
04/05/2004It had all the ingredients of a great evening: chocolate biscuits, a practical joke (perfectly executed, despite one slight problem with the concept), sneaking around the castle at night, narrow escapes from various predatory creatures, and a little-known secret passage to explore. Except Remus was thirty-four and he ought to know better, and he had a snarky Potions Master along for company. (Semi-sequel to "My Teenage Fan Club," but makes sense on its own.)
Something Kinda Funny by indigo_kitti
03/09/2005Harry returns for his seventh year at Hogwarts only to find he's forgotten something rather important over the summer. Harry/Draco slash, mpreg.
Snape's Worst Day by Darkwater
09/15/2003An April Fool's Day prank on Severus Snape goes horribly, horribly wrong with amusing results (but Snape is not amused!) Snape suspects a certain moon-temperamental DADA teacher...but is he really the one to blame?
It’s Harry’s eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of “Who’s your daddy?” Slash.
A Marriage Of True Minds? by Hyphen
09/17/2001A Lily/James love story with a definite twist. Do not read it if you don't want to see that pair as anything other than Harry's sweet, noble parents.