- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Ships:
- Severus Snape/Severus Snape
- Characters:
- Severus Snape
- Genres:
- Historical Inspirational
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them J.K. Rowling Interviews or Website
- Stats:
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Published: 06/06/2006Updated: 07/29/2006Words: 26,093Chapters: 12Hits: 6,093
How I Spent My Spring Holidays, By Prof. Severus Snape
Prof. S.Q. Snape
- Story Summary:
- A truthful account of the events of last March.
Chapter 01 - Chapter One: You Raise Me Up
06/06/2006In which I rail against the stupidity of my houseguests and the squalour of my general surroundings.
Words: 1,413
Hits: 1,733
In which I suffer a calamity and hear part of "I, Pagliacci" sung very poorly.
Words: 2,157
Hits: 684
Chapter 03 - Chapter Three: Bollocks
07/03/2006In which I make my debut in children's theatre, steal and car and swear mildly.
Words: 1,857
Hits: 460
In which I discover two nines in the bottom left-hand square.
Words: 2,323
Hits: 405
In which I, following advice from one of my murder victims, make my escape.
Words: 2,292
Hits: 367
Chapter 06 - Chapter Six: His Favourite Lane
07/03/2006In which Hagrid wears bowling shoes.
Words: 1,826
Hits: 377
Chapter 07 - Chapter Seven: The White Wand
07/08/2006In which Dumbledore is mistaken yet again.
Words: 2,604
Hits: 379
In which Miss Granger is as annoying as ever.
Words: 2,133
Hits: 367
In which a scar comes in useful.
Words: 2,007
Hits: 362
In which I embark on the quest to find Salazar Slytherin's bling.
Words: 2,154
Hits: 339
In which Albus Dumbledore and Dirty Den share a fate.
Words: 3,103
Hits: 306
In which my tale reaches a satisfactory conclusion.
Words: 2,224
Hits: 314