Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Rubeus Hagrid Remus Lupin
Genres:
General Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 03/29/2005
Updated: 11/05/2005
Words: 25,986
Chapters: 9
Hits: 8,532

Losers Like Us

gemmadw

Story Summary:
Dr Walker, intrepid psychologist to the Magical World, has returned, but she's not happy. Neither are her patients, as the summer of 1996 passes over Hogsmeade, and the emotional lives of several people...er...beings begin to show the stresses of the events of Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. Happily, the good doc's quirky fortunes have not changed over the years, so beware of drunken elves, cursing Malfoys, dentists, and a mooning werewolf. Oh, and possibly the Great Hogsmeade Fire of '96, if Fearless doesn't get to that blasted stove in time.

Dr Walker, intrepid psychologist to the Magical World, has returned, but she's not happy. Neither are her patients, as the summer of 1996 passes over Hogsmeade, and the emotional lives of several people...er...

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Chapter 01
04/04/2005

What do you say to a werewolf in therapy? More important, who will be fast enough to catch the flying teacups and strong enough to unblock the fireplace? Check the tea for fleas and hands off the deranged House Elf, as Dr Walker does more therapy for the Magical World.

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Chapter 02
04/04/2005

Come see when Draco Malfoy meets the Muggle Therapist. Wands optional, of course. As the Good Doctor would tell you, that's the whole point.

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Chapter 03
04/07/2005

What will Dr W do when a dipsomaniac elf is brought to her for therapy? More important, can she really fight off the garden hose? Why

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Chapter 04
04/11/2005

Walker's woofing, Hagrid's helping, Draco's dungbombing, and Minerva's mad. Can Poppy pick up the pieces?

Words: 2,325
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Chapter 05
05/13/2005

Umbridge gets stoned, Winky gets a lesson, and Dr. W gets a new ally..sort of.

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Chapter 06
05/20/2005

Hagrid shows a new side of himself, Draco wishes he had never shown his back to the Doc, and Fearless, the garden hose, and the rocks all put up a strong front when Umbridge makes her final assault on the Hogwarts crowd.

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Chapter 07
06/28/2005

There’s a forlorn wolf in the study, an annoyed house elf in the kitchen, and an enraged teenager prowling the streets of Hogsmeade. The kettle’s on the boil, as is Dr. W’s entire life.

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Chapter 08
11/05/2005

The Doc is back! And she's got a lot of company--Draco in a rage, Remus under a table, Fearless in the doorway, a new guest in a pet, Albus in the living room, and a beefbone in the back!

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