Horny Hogwarts

Horny Hogwarts

It was a normal day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The four long house tables were laden with wonderful food and students were chatting with their friends.

The teachers surveyed the scene peacefully while eating their own dinners. The enchanted ceiling shone with a million stars in the midnight blue sky.

Then chaos struck. There was a rumbling heard, and the chatter stopped momentarily. Everyone, including the teachers, looked up to see if it was simply the sky, warning that a storm might come.

Then, a barely audible voice said "Hailous Flamino".

At first, nobody realized what had happened. Then, there was a collective groan from all the male students in the room.

At the Gryffindor Table, all the boys' faces were burning bright red while they all tried to sink in their seats. Harry Potter had closed his eyes because he was feeling dazed by what he was feeling. Hermione Granger looked rather startled because she, along with all the other girls, didn't feel anything.

"Harry, Ron, what's happening?"

Harry turned towards her and said, "Hermione... I - I think all the guys in the castle are - horny."

Hermione almost laughed, but instead she looked at the guys moaning and groaning all around her. She looked at the other house tables and saw the same thing. She furrowed her brow, trying to think.

Then something unexpected happened. Hermione she felt a wave of pleasure course through her. She gasped and moaned softly. She then looked around at the other girls, and saw that the same thing had happened to them. Most of the girls were burning red in the cheeks, their eyes closed.

Harry was trying to calm down, thinking, what kind of spell would make everyone horny?

Dumbledore stood up, apparently not noticing anything, and dismissed the students from dinner.

Ron was the front of his robe, trying to hide his obvious erection, almost dying with sexual frustration. They reached the common room, where people were snogging passionately on the floor, and every surface you could think of.

Lavender was with Seamus on top of a table, his hand up her shirt. Ginny was with Neville on a couch, joined at the lips. Parvati Patil was under Dean Thomas in front of the portrait hole. Only Harry, Ron, and Hermione weren't involved in some type of sexual activity.

Harry was gripping the edges of his armchair so hard that the stuffing was coming out, Ron was rocking back and forth in his, and Hermione was twisting her hair in her hands, muttering to herself.

It seemed the spell made everyone loony unless they were either snogging someone or creating sexual pleasure somehow.

Then, when Harry thought things couldn't get any worse, there was a shriek of pleasure from one of the girls. Ron moaned loudly and opened his mouth to say something.

"Um...Hermi -"

The rest of his sentence was cut off by Hermione jumping onto Ron's lap and sliding her hands across his chest. Ron closed his eyes as Hermione began to kiss him.

Now Harry was alone in his sexual misery. He watched enviously as Ron and Hermione began to explore each other's tonsils. He closed his eyes, trying to block out the view, but he could still hear them moaning. He hurried, as fast as his erection allowed, out of the common room and down the stairs to the prefect's bathroom since he knew the password. He went in, took off his clothes, and stepped into the shower, where he turned on the water - ice cold water.

It didn't help much.

Harry was still in his uncomfortable state as he turned the water off and stepped out to dry off.

He walked back to Gryffindor Tower trying to ignore the sound of passion floating down from the Astronomy Tower.

He went to bed in a miserable mood, worsened by the - er - sounds coming from all the beds around him.

At the other end of the castle, Draco Malfoy was in a terrible state. He felt as if his sexual frustration was the worst of his whole house. He looked around longingly at his housemates, who weren't in such a bad mood.

Pansy was pinned to the wall by Blaise Zabini, who was snogging her passionately. He started grinding into her, at which point Pansy moaned loudly.

Draco groaned as he felt a jolt of pleasure at her sound. He decided he'd go to bed, hoping it would be better tomorrow.

He trudged up to bed and fell into an uneasy sleep. He had a dream where someone with brilliant green eyes was shagging him senseless. He woke up in the middle of the night with his sheets soaked.

He cursed himself, cleaned up the bed, and fell back asleep.

*****

The next morning, Harry woke to find his sheets wet. He groaned as he remembered the dream he had been having. He looked over to the next bed, where he found Ron and Hermione under the covers together. He looked past Ron and saw Seamus and Lavender already up, still kissing.

"Oh, Merlin," Harry groaned as he got up.

He dressed quickly and went down to the Great Hall for breakfast before lessons.

*

As Harry entered the Great Hall, he noticed other people who looked as frustrated as he was. On the other hand, he saw more people snogging.

Harry sat down at the Gryffindor table and shoveled food onto his plate, planning to hide away from everyone else for the rest of the day.

As Harry was finishing off his bacon, he saw Draco looking at him from across the room. As they locked eyes, Harry felt a great wave of pleasure and moaned.

That did it. Harry jumped up, ran over to the Slytherin Table, and rushed up to Draco, his eyes shining in determination.

Draco's breathing got quick and irregular as Harry made his way toward him.

Once Draco was in arm's length, Harry grabbed the blonde's green tie and pulled him forward. He then placed a long, hot kiss on Draco's lips.

At once, Draco put his arms around Harry and started moaning. This only urged Harry on more and pushed him down onto the table and climbed on top of him.

Draco arced into Harry, and Harry groaned before he leaned in to kiss Draco again. When he was just an inch above Draco's lips, Harry whispered, "You don't mind, do you?"

All Draco could do was shake his head 'no'.

Harry smiled and tore into Draco's mouth. The two boys didn't notice the large crowd of people gathering to watch them snog.

Draco pulled away from Harry to catch his breath and said, "Let's go somewhere else, shall we?"

Harry nodded eagerly and slid off Draco, taking care to cause a lot of friction. Draco closed his eyes and bit his lip to keep from moaning.

The brunette and the blonde practically ran out of the Great Hall, heading for the nearest flat surface they could find.

They found it in an empty classroom.

Draco pinned Harry against the wall and kissed him passionately. Harry responded by putting his hand in Draco's pants, making him groan.

*

Harry and Draco spent the rest of the day in that classroom not seen or heard (well, maybe heard).

Needless to say, neither boy had trouble sleeping that night.

~End~