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Just a little Lockhart story, subtitled They Think I've Lost My Mind.

We've all seen interviews with the movie cast of Harry Potter, but what about the actual people in the books? Rita Skeeter now has her own chat show, and now the cast get their chance to speak.

An innocent Muggle meets the Death Eaters.

Hermione makes an entry in her diary about some strange happenings at Hogwarts. Muggles have arrived, and it's all her fault!

Harry's running from the press at the Quidditch World Cup! Can Oliver save the day? Sporks, the weapon of choice.

Seems like all the kids with the great brains have the disadvantage when it comes to Apparating, so it's no surprise that the goof-ball, James Potter, does it better than the smart girl, Lily Evans.

Scylla is a sixteen-year-old girl who was raised in London, England. Scylla is madly in love with her best friend, Terry, but doesn't know if he feels the same. Now her parents are trying to fix her up with none other than Draco Malfoy. Will Scylla choose Draco or Terry? Will she win the man of her dreams or fall for the mysterious Draco?

The Wizarding World's on strike, Harry's scar hurts and the Dark Lord pays a visit.

We know what happened to Harry, Hermione, and Neville at the Ministry, but what happened to Ron? Blowing up planets and being strangled isn't anything to what he finds out....

A rainy Saturday with nothing to do. Six teens. Hormones. What do all these have in common, you ask? ...Don't say we didn't warn you.

This is when members of Hogwarts receive random fan mail. Chaos shall ensue with the random letters they receive.

A journal, or rather, a log of thoughts from one of Hogwarts finest pranksters--aside from the Weasley Twins. Get into the mind of Sean Atkins, a fifth year Gryffindor with unique sense of humor. However, he makes drastic changes to his carefree and aloof lifestyle when he meets, ahem, the "girl of his dreams" and begins to chase after her. People think of him as a mental case--after he cleans up himself and his act... A good story about just being yourself when all else fails.

Harry, while on assignment for the Order post-Hogwarts, stumbles across a meeting of the Society for Creative Anachronism.

Hermione Krum is a married chorus girl with hopes of being a headliner in Hogsmeade. Ginny Weasley is a former headliner. What do these two have in common? They both are murderesses. Hermione killed her lover when he walked out on her, and Ginny killed her husband and Squib sister, who were having an affair. Hogsmeade's newspapers love the nitty-gritty and Ginny is at the top of the headlines. But then Hermione comes along and Ginny is old news. They find themselves competing for not only the press' attention, but also the focus of their shared lawyer, the suave Harry Potter. Add to the mix Hermione's hapless husband Viktor and a warm prison matron who watches out for her girls (if there's something in it for her), and you have Hogsmeade.

Just a series of interesting stories. One every week!

An eighteen-year-old Dung Fletcher is in dire need of money, and together with a friend he comes up with the idea of the century... to rob Gringott's.

Nick is turned down for the Headless Hunt (again) and finds a sympathetic ear in the form of second year Luna Lovegood. However when she hatches a scheme to decapitate him properly, is Nick really ready to fix his little problem permanently?

'...Naturally everyone has their mish-mash days, but mine generally only happen when the wanglesgrout has lodged itself up my nose again.' Neville asks Luna how she is, and ends up going in over his head. Luna/Neville.

McGonagall, Dumbledore, Moody and Arthur decide to go bowling.

The story so far... Harry has just found Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets. Tom has begun to recount a tale of his past exploits though Harry remains blissfully unaware of the nature of Tom’s true identity. Tom kindly decides to help him out...

Bad things are happening at Hogwarts. It must be the Slytherins' faults.

Draco finally realizes what he's put into his hair. Who's going to rescue his precious locks if not Harry?

An author named Joanne speaks with an increasingly flustered Harry Potter about a series of books she has written about his time at Hogwarts. Harry is worried about the many glaring inconsistencies within the stories, and several odd titles, such as 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'.

What happens when Ravenclaw House has a baby staying with them? How do the Ravenclaws deal with it---not to mention the teachers! Set in the _Slytherin Rising_ universe.

One night, on a dark heath, the Dark Lord met with his minions for a night of bloodthirsty deeds. But the Death Eaters didn't really fancy all that evilness (it was a bit chilly, after all), so they showed Lord Voldemort the wonder that is The Sound of Music. Watch him laugh, cry and skip about in an amusing manner.

This is the last battle, in a humorous way. A chicken, some radioactive squirrels, a turkey, some frogs and a fox made their way into this unique fic. Read, if you dare.

Who knew that warring roommates could help your spellwork?

My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination but who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.

Mr. and Mrs. Sinclair are confused about their Floo bill. A Mr. S. Black has been using the fireplace, but the only other residents are the Jarvey and their large dog, Harold...

Remus and Sirius discover that Summoning Charms can have unexpected consequences. (R/S)

Harry is being chased by Death Eaters, until he is cornered. What will happen in the end?

Hazel and Fairley have been best friends since preschool, when Hazel dumped paint all over Fairley's new sweater and``Fairley later got blue marker on Hazel's cheek. The summer after they turn eleven, they receive unexpected news. But it can't be real, can it?``Harry Potter's just a book...

A potions accident leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry's already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it's not just a prank?

Was it always meant to be? Harry and Hermione in love? Mild Fluff.

"It was a beautiful, lazy Sunday, and only the most studious of students were in the library. Most were seventh years. All were being heckled by Madam Pince." Blaise has a typical Sunday morning.

Eugene knows everything. Creepy isn't it.``Hinted at past R/Hr``Definite H/Hr

Strange things are happening to our heroes. Who is responsible?

(During Harry's second year.) Furious at how Lucius Malfoy is spreading word about the flying car incident, Arthur Weasley confronts him at the Ministry of Magic. Chaos and slash ensue. [AW/LM]

The celebration of Draco's birthday leads to a fight with Harry, who only wanted to share his Muggle customs.

Harry Potter has turned to drinking after defeating Voldemort. What's happened to our innocent, save-the-world hero?

This story is littered with clichés, blind dates, rather poor attempts at humour, more clichés, and perhaps, if you are lucky, a few happy endings as well. D/G.

A brief look into the teen angst-filled life of James Potter as he walks down the ever-changing hallways of Hogwarts.

There's an adventurer, a schemer, and a rapscallion...and then there's Peter. And he certainly never dreamed that this would happen. Marauder-era genfic, AU theme. But it could happen. With Professor Sprout and Hagrid. This was for the January 2006 challenge on the omniocular community on livejournal. Special thanks to Pavonis for "Kate" and the Hanging Basket inclusion. Title taken from the Rolling Stones song.

When Ron's hair begins to fall out, he goes to great lengths to prevent it. A short fic on a spell gone wrong.

Ginny is angry at Harry because she's realises that he is too self-absorbed to notice anyone else in the school besides his close friends. Harry is upset that Ginny is angry, and doesn't understand why he cares what she thinks so much. Meanwhile two Ravenclaw girls decide to form a band, and somehow Draco gets roped into being the lead singer. And when the band gets very good, Ginny finds herself somewhat attracted to``blond lead singers.

Lavender and Parvati attack Hermione... but not the way you think. A bit of Ron/Hermione.

Ron sat up in his sleeping bag and looked at Draco. “It could be worse, we could be standing outside treading in cow manure and staring at star constellations; if you think about it, it was rather good of Hermione to give us a tent.” Complete with magazinestealing!Draco. Not R/D.

And introducing, for your entertainment pleasure, Malfoy - Homicidal Kitten and Weasley - Kamikazi Puppy! Keep them away from stairs, and each other... Also featuring The Flying Hufflepuff Filker, the Ravenclaw Filker of Doom, and Gryffindor's Merry Filker, as well as an all-new Christmas filk.

Goyle has a great idea... well, maybe not great... includes Malfoy eating crayons...not something you see every day!

Draco exchanged his father with Nikie for the endings of a "hilarious miserable Potter" fan fic and of course, Lucius isn't going to be too happy about it. So, to keep himself from killing the only person who knows he's in the Muggle world America, he's going to write his daily adventures. And here they are...

Snape is, yet again, the butt of Sirius' latest joke. A bit of SiriusxRemus, but hardly at all.

The Great War rages on and Draco Malfoy is desperate to get out of the trenches. Will he be able to or is he going to be faced with yet another excuse to get his brains blown out for wizarding kind? Featuring Bitter!Draco.

MWPP/L have a totally '70s experience.

Draco is being attacked... by himself! Hilarity guaranteed as canon Draco meets fanon Draco!

Draco does a Harry Potter. He finds himself at the door step of people he's never seen nor heard of and remembers very little. Minor difference: he's living with a person who likes him and he has privileges. Tiny problem: he's invisible to the Muggle eye, doesn't know where the Magical-American world is, and he has no money! What will our poor, pretty boy do? Write everything in his diary, of course.

Ron wakes up with no memory of the night before on one of the most important days of his life.

Can things get any worse? Ron Weasley doesn't believe they can, and he's never felt so happy in his life.

Just where exactly

Reporter Noelle Eyre is doing another interview. This time she is interviewing a portrait of Hogwarts founders, but one's missing. I'll give you four guesses as to who.

We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have witnessed his most terrifying fury, and the unspeakable horrors that he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, and you will learn many interesting facts about him that are not found in the books. But be warned- what you find may shock you.

Ever wonder what would happen if the Meterpreters gave advice?

James Potter returns home from a Quidditch match, only to discover that in his absence baby Harry has discovered a new-found eloquence. Just a random one-shot created for the L/J cookie jar.

Twin-centric one-shot set during Book 5, after the duo left Hogwarts Fred is being a twit. George is tired of it. They beat on each other. And a good time is had by all. Mentions of various other Weasleys, Hogwarts students and mild references to Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia and Angelina/Roger.

Mad, Mad Passionate Love returns, bigger and more disgusting than before! With interhouse romances popping up everywhere, how can Hogwarts cope with the onslaught of such powerful passions? Lots of fanon stereotype fun, including Pathetic! Draco, Sexy! Snape, and Fiery! Ginny. "But I love you," Tom had said, tears streaming from his bright red eyes. He couldn't blame Albus… he wasn't nearly as handsome as he'd been the year before, when his eyes had still been a normal color and he had actually had a nose.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione broke into Gringotts in pursuit of Horcruxes. Now the goblins want revenge - of the monetary sort.

Severus Snape was sent to Cornwall in the summer of 1996 by Dumbledore to do 'Order work' which really meant relax. Follow Snape's excursion in the Muggle world with a new identity and new discoveries to technology and being social. It's a laugh, really.

Professor Snape in a pink thong and matching bra?? SCARY!

What happens when a 1970s game show classic collides with the Potterverse? Much mayhem, flying knickers and the inappropriate use of Magic Markers, for a start.

Hermione and Draco go on a whirlwind of insane adventures due to some insane writer's preferences for a challenge. The story begins with a wet little romp through the Hogwarts grounds. [Includes: Snape in galoshes!]

Oh great, somebody call Oprah, a new series I'm writing, they're called letters to no one, Ginny is on the way. Lily is whining about how conceited, immature and handsome James is.

Imagine if all of the Hogwarts kids lived in a little town called St. Francis, Wisconsin. Imagine if they all played instruments. Imagine if they all went to 'band camp.' Well, you don't have to imagine! Here's a story about it! This is based on a true story. Each of the characters represents me and my friends and our adventures at 'band camp.' It's not THAT kind of band camp, though! Get your mind out of the gutter!

Crysta finds a Time Turner lying around. On her way to bring it to Dumbledore's office, she pulls one of her famous gymnastics stumbles and rops it, shattering the poor thing. She gets sent back to the Marauders' time and is stuck there until she can get a new Time Turner. And she's not supposed to do anything to change the past. And she ends up changing it forever. (Sirius is alive and Harry's a seventh year.)

Ron and Hermione are cleaning the attic .. or should be.

(Marauder-era.) Typical Hogwarts Christmas for Remus and Sirius... except Sirius has disappeared.

...and took up tenpin bowling instead. In this AU and very silly ficlet, Tom Riddle never becomes a dark lord, but channels his energies on a bowling league.

Ginny's husband is punished for grievous misjudgement.

Ever want to know a day in the life of an Unspeakable?

What happens when Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts? Can the students withstand her in all her terrible glory?

While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source.

Harry and friends and a whole lot of zaniness....

In which James Potter tries to drop Divination with the help of one "Zai the Enlightened" and Remus Lupin, many years later, gets cornered by a certain Professor Trelawney. No crystal balls were harmed in the writing of this fic.

Humor conquers all. This is our hummorous take on two questions. "What would the characters think about some of the romance stories on line?" and "What would bring Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix together?"

Three educated elves change the course of culinary history in one slightly drafty British boarding school.

We all know that Sirius is a klutz...why would James ever ask him to be best man at a wedding?

Who is the mystery character who manages to do magic late in life under desperate circumstances? And what counts as 'desperate cirumstances', anyway? It all depends on your point of view....

A parody of a parody: a song from Monty Python's Meaning of Life, turned into a Death Eater musical number (with pokes at Bill Gates and the Muppets, as well).

Hermione is whinning whinning whinning!!

This is the long-awaited sequel to "Harry Potter and Friends (Who Happen to Hate Him a Lot)". Mina and Maura return to cause complete havoc at Hogwarts.

Harry does not like making this potion. Neither does Snape.

Hermione spends a week at a seminar for advanced studies, and gets an instructor she wasn't planning on! Features catfights,``designer hexes, wizard bar games, and a lot of time in... the bathroom?!

Dennis is missing. Colin is distraught. S-P-E-W is pointless. Quests are fun.

Crystal Waterford is as perfect as her name implies. When she goes to Hogwarts in Harry's seventh year, everyone in the school is enchanted by her. Everyone, that is, except Ron and Hermione. As the situation gets more and more out of hand, the two begin to plot Crystal's downfall. Problem is, none of their plans seem to work. And when they find out that Dumbledore knows exactly what's going on and is doing nothing to stop it, they just about give up. But then the perfect opportunity is presented to them, and even Dumbledore helps prepare the operation. Knowing that this is their last opportunity, Ron and Hermione are determined not to let this plan fail.

The Sorting Hat, after much thought, decided to quit singing.

Hermione & Ron become closer while assisting Harry in a somewhat 'desperate' moment.

It's the Late Show with your host, Harry Potter! Madness ensues on the first ever talk show featuring our favorite scar-head... with such guests as Blippy the Basilisk and Mary-Sue. Along with many other surprise guests!

Some animals just don't make good pets... A tale of friendship, choice, and many, many familiars.

Voldemort is in the Chamber of Secrets waiting for Wormtail to return with the potion that will allow him attack Hogwarts from the inside. There was only one problem with this plan. Wormtail delivers the wrong potion to Voldemort--a love potion.

During a crazy holiday party, Harry gets a letter from a secret admirer.``This silly fic was written in response to Ginnysdarkside's Christmas ``Challenge on her Live Journal. When I rolled my pairing, I almost ``refused to write it!

Short, stupid fic in response to a "Sickeningly Impossible Challenge" from K-Trina Puffinstuf. A Death Eater dinner gone a bit wrong - Enjoy!