Love Potion 666

Prologue

The dungeon corridor was deserted, as Snape had said it would be. Being the skittish rat, he is known to be, Wormtail continued to dart his eyes around everywhere, anxious not to be caught. The potions classroom opened easily enough. Wormtail stood in the darkened classroom looking at the many vials that lay before him. His nerves would cause a breakdown if he continued staring at the vials wondering which one was the one he was to take. He noticed the vials had been labeled with each student's name. Remembering his Hogwarts days he knew those were potions created for class. The problem was that they were the same color as the potion he was to be retrieving for Voldemort. There was one among them with no label, however. Wormtail quickly grabbed the red potion and scurried back to the chamber of secrets. The Dark Lord was awaiting his invisibility potion.

Voldemort grinned evilly when Wormtail handed him the vial. Finally, he would be able to begin the war--from the inside. Snape had been instructed to produce the potion and to leave it for Wormtail to bring to him. All was going according to plan. Wormtail watched nervously as his master quickly downed the potion. Worry flashed across his eyes at noticing Voldemort's appearance. The fact he could still see him was not a good sign.

Meanwhile Voldemort felt this odd tingling sensation travel from his chest and extend to each finger and toe.

"Bring me my invisibility cloak." Voldemort sounded as he normally did. Wormtail quickly handed it to the Dark Lord. Voldemort quickly placed the cloak over him and rushed to the exit of the Chamber of Secrets--the one that lead into the girls lavatory. Wormtail watched in dismay at his master's haste to enter the school corridors and complete confusion overtook him when he could have sworn he heard Voldemort...giggle?

'Uh-oh.' Wormtail knew what the problem was. He did pay some attention in potions in his day. He paid enough attention to know that there was only one potion the exact same red shade as that of an invisibility potion--a love potion.

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Voldemort crept in the shadows despite the invisibility cloak. He knew the rule-abiding students would be in bed sound asleep as it was very late. The sound of footsteps caused him to remain still by an alcove and wait for the owner of those feet to pass. He watched the woman approach. She was a stern looking woman with her hair in a bun. She did not look like someone to trifle with. While watching this woman, Voldemort became enthralled--such elegant beauty. Why had he never chosen a Dark Lady to be by his side? Students feared her wrath, he could tell--all the more appealing.

Professor McGonagall approached the alcove Voldemort was standing by. This had been a busy week for the rule breakers of Hogwarts. As she passed the alcove, Voldemort felt as if an invisible hand was leading his actions. He couldn't contain himself--he had to do it.

McGonagall jumped at the pinch she felt on one of her butt cheeks. With a stern thin-lipped appearance, she swirled around to catch the pervert. No one was there. Voldemort covered his mouth so as not to laugh aloud. The problem was he found he liked pinching her butt. So, he did it again. She jumped again looking around. In a huff, she stormed on.

Voldemort crept from the alcove following her extremely close behind. If she had stopped walking and turned abruptly she would have ran right into him. He continued getting within an inch of her and smelling her perfume. With every sniff, he would pinch her again. He liked the way she jumped.

The transfiguration professor began to walk even faster. She had no idea what was going on, but knew it could not be good. Another pinch.

She walked faster trying to get away. This was so odd; she would have to tell Dumbledore about this. Another pinch.

She walked even faster. This is crazy. Voldemort could not help himself. Throwing the invisibility cloak off of himself and declaring his love was out of the question--he wanted to play a little first. Another pinch.

Now, McGonagall was running through the corridors and Voldemort was pinching her over and over giggling like a giddy schoolgirl each time she jumped.

Snape was in his chambers and heard some odd giggling and some harsh yelling from McGonagall. Peering wearily out his chamber door, he saw McGonagall yelling at thin air and running around the dungeons like a maniac. She would jump and yell for the person to come forward. Intrigued by the odd giggles he heard he stepped out to make sure the professor was in deed all right.

"Professor, what are you doing?" Snape could not understand what she was doing. Continuing to run from the maniacal giggling and the pinching of her buttocks, she did not have time to observe Snape, but to only explain what was happening. He would never have believed her if it wasn't for the giggling that could clearly be heard.

"I'll get Dumbledore." Snape knew what had happened. That idiot Wormtail took the wrong potion so now, Voldemort was running around Hogwarts on a love potion. The potions professor with his robes open hurried toward the headmaster's office. Meanwhile, behind him, McGonagall continued yelping, jumping, and running.

Something stopped Snape from going too far. As he hurried along the corridor, he ran into something that knocked him and whatever it was on their butts. A yelp from McGonagall was heard. The part he really didn't have time for was the shocked sound of the three voices. Reaching out he pulled the invisibility cloak off the three teenagers on the floor. Harry, Hermione, and Ron stayed on the floor looking at Snape in a state of shock. McGonagall yelped again. Harry and Ron fought laughter with every thing they possessed. Hermione, surprisingly, was the one who could not suppress the laughter. The dreaded potions master stood before them with his robe fully open to reveal a bare chest, Johnny Bravo Boxers, and Powerpuff Girls slippers. In a fit of giggles, Hermione asked Snape, "Professor, are you out looking for Mojojojo this evening?" She broke down again causing the boys to join. Snape stood there with his arms crossed tapping his Powerpuff girl clad foot. The sight of the three girls' heads bobbing back and forth, as he tapped only made them laugh even harder.

Professor McGonagall yelped again.