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Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms. It's an encounter that changes his perception of what he wants right now.

Words: 27,966
Chapters: 7
Hits: 13,540

Simple Summary: Ron's sooo obsessed with Hermione, he writes a fan fiction about her! Yeesh!

Words: 28,167
Chapters: 17
Hits: 13,461

It's the night of the Beltane festival and the students of Hogwarts drown themselves in legends, tradition and rituals. But soon, our heroes find out that the night has more than legends, tradition and rituals in store for them. Snogs, mirrors, mystery and saucy wenches abound, and it all happens on May day eve. H/H, mainly, D/G, slightly and R/guess who.

Words: 33,769
Chapters: 10
Hits: 13,181

Harry has been acting very strangely, staying up in the dormitory without a word to anyone. Hermione, of course, is compelled to investigate, though not even she could have guessed what Harry has been doing up there. Warning: slash, very weird slash.

Words: 8,502
Chapters: 5
Hits: 13,141

Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans (Potter), Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Bellatrix Black (Lestrange), Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black (Malfoy), Alice Knowles (Longbottom), Frank Longbottom, and Nymphadora Tonks are forced to read a book. A special book. One entitled "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban."

Words: 47,658
Chapters: 7
Hits: 13,070

Do you know those highly irritating surveys that some people insist on emailing to us all the time? What happens when Harry Potter gets a hold of one? Craziness and silliness as the whole HP crew fills it out, along with some surprises along the way. Please read and review!

Words: 14,760
Chapters: 16
Hits: 12,841

All Hermione wanted was her book. No one gets in the way of Hermione and her books. Apart from it seems, Blaise Zabini. HG/Male!Blaise

Words: 8,966
Chapters: 8
Hits: 12,529

Ginny Weasley is by and large a failure, and therefore a perfect candidate for taking up politics. When she finds herself inadvertently facing not only a mystery but a general election as well, those who would have her as their puppet realise, however, that she has a few aces up her sleeve – and some rather unexpected allies. Also featuring Mercenary! Draco, Machiavellian! Snape (literally) and an insane amount of Committees’ luncheons. Rated strong PG-13 (language, situations, politics)

Words: 32,143
Chapters: 5
Hits: 12,422

A series of one shots following Draco and Ginny as they learn to cope with being new parents.

Words: 18,204
Chapters: 11
Hits: 12,391
Restricted Section by Aja
08/12/2002

See Draco. See Draco read. See Harry see Draco read. See Harry distract Draco. Features Harry/Draco, Jane Austen, gay self-help, and a random Hufflepuff.

Words: 1,621
Chapters: 1
Hits: 12,359

Harry is the new Dark Lord. He rules the world with a compassionate and well-intentioned fist. SS/HP, mentions of HP/DM. Mentions of character death, but still a very light fic. Humour/Romance/Smut.

Words: 7,700
Chapters: 1
Hits: 12,322

Hermione thought of summer camp as extra credit. Ron thought of it as torture. Draco thought of it as insulting, but Harry thought of it as freedom. Food had appeared on the table, but suddenly, no one was hungry. H/H, some R/L and more surprise ships.

Words: 17,589
Chapters: 11
Hits: 12,281
Bloody Hell! by Hekele
08/29/2004

The Bloody Hell! fan fiction starts with Harry being sixteen years old and getting new powers from his ancestors. Then Uncle Vernon beats him up, and Remus and Snape take him back to Hogwarts. There the secret of Harry's birth is unveiled and Harry and co. become the new generation of the Marauders. Ron accidentally changes Harry into a girl, and Harriet befriends Draco Malfoy. She discovers that she's also a youkai (demon) and together with Ryu (Draco) she travels back in time in the Warring Era in Japan where she meets Inuyasha and...

Words: 37,787
Chapters: 15
Hits: 12,251

It's hard to be cheerful when your parents are missing, your family hate you and the students at school are scared of you. But when you start having flashbacks of things you couldn't possibly have remembered, you know it's going to be just that little bit harder to squeeze out that extra smile.

Words: 57,085
Chapters: 19
Hits: 12,177

A firechat with Harry takes Ron halfway around the world. In the process he discovers a part of himself he never knew existed. Ron/Harry, Ron/Draco.

Words: 21,639
Chapters: 8
Hits: 12,126

The Hogwarts professors are trying to kill each other! But no need to worry, it's only a game. Who will come out on top in Hogwarts Assassins? And who will come out on top in the game of love? AD/MM, SS/FD, HG/SB, BW/OC.

Words: 28,309
Chapters: 16
Hits: 12,037
Stupid Boys by pittsy
03/18/2006

This is a story about a boy, the girl he didn't know he loved and the prat who made it all happen. A classic tale of true love, true hate and truly stupid boys.

Words: 13,731
Chapters: 8
Hits: 12,037

Dumbledore forms a Poets' society and invites a strange array of people, but nobody knows why! And then he gets a twinkle in his eye that can only mean one thing: A Plan of Imminent Doom! Oh no! *slash*

Words: 26,418
Chapters: 22
Hits: 11,944

First, deliciously single Draco decides to find a girlfriend to suit his status. Unfortunately, he gets distracted by none other than Harry Potter. Is something interesting about to happen? (slash)

Words: 23,279
Chapters: 11
Hits: 11,858

Before Harry came to Hogwarts, before Sirius was arrested, even before Snape's hair became greasy, there was Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.``Oh and a very anoyed Lily too!

Words: 22,922
Chapters: 27
Hits: 11,760
The Shotgun Bride by Nokomis
11/05/2004

Draco and Ginny have been seeing each other on the sly for months when something unexpected happens. Now they have to tell their families. Beat downs, an evil grandmother, muscle cars, Scooby boxer shorts and rednecks figure predominately in this amusing parody/AU fic.

Words: 40,222
Chapters: 21
Hits: 11,689
Study Breaks by Kali
05/19/2002

As Hermione tutors George so he'll pass his NEWTs, a romance slowly blossoms.

Words: 42,911
Chapters: 10
Hits: 11,511

Asians of the world UNITE! Kathryn Lim has survived 6 yeras in Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There's no reason to suspect she won't survive this one. Until she gets a mysterious bracelet. And where did that cat come from? She''s making new friends, but might not keep the old. And of course those normal problems seem to multiply like rabbits. Tony Lim (Her protective brother), and the gang of Merry Marauders also feature!

Words: 60,302
Chapters: 21
Hits: 11,509

Ever wondered who the Marauders were? Ever wondered how the 'Marauders' were formed? Ever wondered how life in Hogwarts was like with the Marauders around? Enough said. Read this fic and fill up your day with laughter. At some point, you are guaranteed to end up cackling.

Words: 47,849
Chapters: 27
Hits: 11,472

Alternate Universe. The year before he is to begin school, darkness rises once again, making it unsafe for Harry Potter to attend Hogwarts. Now fifteen, Harry recieves an incredible letter, introducing him to a world he's never known. Mysteries and secrets abound, Harry must learn to find his place among the world that has waited so anxiously for his return People. Harry/Hermione. Love/Hate.

Words: 47,904
Chapters: 8
Hits: 11,376

Before Draco's fifth year at Hogwarts, Lucius transfers Draco to Durmstrang, the Dark Arts school in Russia. A new group of Death Eaters has been formed, and they have orders to kill. Draco must choose between his duty as a Malfoy and love.

Words: 7,562
Chapters: 9
Hits: 11,358
You're Me?! by RonWeasley
05/15/2006

After a potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to... you know... go?

Words: 11,119
Chapters: 10
Hits: 11,291
The Blind Date by Merelyn25
09/20/2004

Fred and George set Percy up on a date...with guess who. *Percy/Oliver slash!*

Words: 33,006
Chapters: 7
Hits: 11,286

A mysterious girl (ME!) who calls herself the Fifth Marauder and is obsessed with Sirius forces the Marauders, Lily, Snape (!), Bellatrix (!!), Narcissa, and Lucius to read a series of books. Not just any series of books. The Harry Potter series of books

Words: 183,440
Chapters: 12
Hits: 11,267
Kiss the Girl by Fleur
04/27/2003

Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.

Words: 26,528
Chapters: 11
Hits: 11,228
Parvati Prevails by a_linz
01/19/2005

Your best friend is an utter idiot. Your teachers don’t understand the significance of sporting trendy and exotic hair accessories. Your dream guy is a complete prick, not to mention slightly twisted and evil. Your sister is smart. Really, really smart. And Blaise Zabini wants to beat you up. ``But life is still bearable because, after all, you are the prettiest witch in your year. ``Oh, no wait. That’s Padma…..

Words: 30,899
Chapters: 10
Hits: 11,103

Nearly Headless Nick, Myrtle, and Peeves all have their own``opinions(not to mention their own bets) of who in gryffindor is going to``get together. Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione?Someone else/Hermione? Now that would be telling.;)

Words: 36,258
Chapters: 7
Hits: 10,938

New take on the old WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Minister Fudge passes a new law that force all of the golden trio to get married within thirty days. Unfortunately all of their betrothed are Slytherins. Rated for language and sexual content.

Words: 69,550
Chapters: 12
Hits: 10,922

When Sirius Black is recaptured by the ministry, Harry looses ``it, big time. In an emotional frenzy he throws around some dangerous magic with ``unforeseen results. Now he finds himself in a world full of trouble, mayhem and ``unexpected surprises. But the question is, does he really want to leave?

Words: 60,169
Chapters: 8
Hits: 10,753
Hogwarts Idol by Jaina12
09/21/2004

Its America Idol time, with a Hogwarts twist. We go back to the MWPP era for the very first Hogwarts Idol with Hermione, Harry, and Ron as the judges. You have to vote to see who will become the next Hogwarts Idol!

Words: 17,633
Chapters: 14
Hits: 10,729

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so hippie ("Make love, not war!"), Sirius so crazy ("Hamsters!"), James so violent ("You wouldn’t call it nonsense if you were the one lying on the ground, bleeding profusely, with the mutilated limbs and the—"), or Remus so smart ("If you got rid of the 'ish' and changed the 'ley' to' 'set' you’d have a real word"). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 14,262
Chapters: 7
Hits: 10,576

Hermione wants to enter a vocal contest, but can only do so if one boy agrees to sing with her. And only one boy will. Hermione has to get through rehearsals and teaching this guy the basics of singing. He doesn\'t understand most of it. Can they perfect the song and make it to the finals? If they can do that, can they do the dance required in the finals?

Words: 12,647
Chapters: 13
Hits: 10,542
A Fine Line by Sabelle
03/28/2008

Alice McCoy walks a fine line. After practically selling her soul to help James Potter, she embarks on a mission that could end a friendship and possibly get her beheaded in the process. JP/LE, minor Frank/Alice later.

Words: 38,608
Chapters: 10
Hits: 10,529

Harry and Draco have been together for about a year when our story starts. The entire school has been aware of their relationship for almost as long. Now in their seventh year, with Voldemort out of the way, they only have to decide what they are going to do after graduation... if they can just stop arguing about it first!

Words: 29,750
Chapters: 28
Hits: 10,489

The years of Voldemort's ascent to power were marked with disappearances ``and the rise of his copy cat is no different. With children disappearing all over the country it is definitely not the safest time to be the Muggle-born friend of the one girl he's after. The sequel to Marauders, the Next Generation.

Words: 46,730
Chapters: 16
Hits: 10,457

Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?

Words: 30,623
Chapters: 8
Hits: 10,434

Who is the mysterious Half Blood Prince? Is it the third-year, Po, who seems to have appeared out of nowhere? Is it Crookshanks, who might not be who he pretends to be? Or is it the one that everyone at Hogwarts most suspects - Harry Potter himself!

Words: 32,057
Chapters: 11
Hits: 10,319

Peculiar things can happen when a clumsy Auror wreaks too much havoc around a certain grumpy, greasy, touch-phobiatic old bat. However, does the mighty flint-heart Snape own a softer side? Or are ugly gargoyle guys ever even supposed to possess something as impossible as a love life? ``Set to happen during OotP, right after the chapter "Snape's Worst Memory". Snape/Tonks.

Words: 65,824
Chapters: 11
Hits: 10,308

A ridiculous story about a schoolboy love triangle. Sirius, Remus, and Severus are all involved: but who's after whom? Can you follow all the (truly atrocious) plot twists, as the three boys stalk each other through abandoned classrooms and secluded glades?

Words: 12,292
Chapters: 3
Hits: 10,258

'...Anyway, you’re not reading this to learn about me. You merely want the story that I have to tell you, or really, the story behind that which you already know. It’s not a particularly interesting tale, in my opinion, but far be it from me to withhold it from the people...Okay, enough of what I think and more of the story. I’ll try to keep it as simple and uncomplicated as possible, but let’s face it, folks; love is never simple and uncomplicated...'

Words: 27,290
Chapters: 14
Hits: 10,233

These are the parts of HBP that you didn't get to read, mostly because they involve people bursting into song at the drop of a hat.

Words: 16,461
Chapters: 15
Hits: 10,224

The seventh year girls decide to play a little game. Poor Lily- with friends like these, who needs enemies? Oh well, at least James ends up happy.

Words: 10,614
Chapters: 4
Hits: 10,219

When Harry accidentally imbibes the Draught of Submission, Draco is inspired to new heights of Slytherin cunning. Submissive!Harry

Words: 9,662
Chapters: 5
Hits: 10,187

Ginny and Draco have never had anything in common. Different families, different lives... But when Draco makes a bet that he can make the youngest Weasley fall in love with him, he is forced to realize something that he couldn't have previously seen. Just how easy it is for *him* to fall in love with *her.*

Words: 20,175
Chapters: 16
Hits: 10,181

When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading "Hogwarts: an Art History." SSHG Exchange.

Words: 32,943
Chapters: 11
Hits: 10,179

Hormone-fueled dreams, Muggle psychoanalysts and personal revelations, oh my!

Words: 13,378
Chapters: 7
Hits: 10,137

Cho’s messing Harry about leads him to consider… other options (aka: Draco Malfoy). Botched kissing attempts, fumbling in the Prefects' Bathroom, the sordid use of Parseltongue and, of course, massive squabbling follows.

Words: 32,657
Chapters: 11
Hits: 10,059

AU. Dark. What would have happened if Harry never went to Hogwarts? When Harry got his first letter, the Dursleys had found a way to keep him from going. And now, when Harry is 16, he doesn't know anything about the magical world. But is it all the same in the Wizarding world? And what if it isn't?

Words: 23,364
Chapters: 6
Hits: 10,045
All's Fair by Sputzo
06/09/2005

Harry is bored: Voldemort is dead, Ron and Hermione are in blissful love and even Hedwig is ignoring him. What to do? Declare war on Draco, of course!

Words: 29,315
Chapters: 16
Hits: 9,938
The Book Nook by Zeft
10/12/2003

Very loosely follows the plot of PoA. At the first Quidditch Match of the season, Oliver Wood "looked as though he could have kissed Hermione". Well, what if he did? A Hermione-centric fic. Oliver/Hermione.

Words: 17,657
Chapters: 4
Hits: 9,936

Do you need to win a bet with a friend? Are you lusting hopelessly after someone? Don’t think they know you even exist? Or if they do know you exist, do you think they hate you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is just the book for you! “The Art of Seduction” by Draco Malfoy. Learn how to seduce the person of your choice in 30 days or less (and avoid wearing that little French maid number), satisfaction guaranteed!

Words: 29,956
Chapters: 5
Hits: 9,925

Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven-year old get into? Plenty.

Words: 55,673
Chapters: 11
Hits: 9,822

Draco has finally reached Seventh Year at Hogwarts, having survived the war (yes, he was on the good side!) and six very long years of suffering the Golden Trio. But he's up against his greatest challenge yet in Future Parents Program--his burgeoning feelings for a certain formally buck-toothed hairball, and worse, his mother's plots (erm, plans) for grandchildren! With the newly created Future Parents Program on his back, Dumbledore to his right, his mother to his left, and Hermione Granger straight ahead, what's Draco to do?

Words: 16,767
Chapters: 8
Hits: 9,801

Join Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Cho, and six other witches as they compete to be Hogwarts' Next Top Witch. Parody of "America's Next Top Model." Harry Potter and Ron Weasley also star.

Words: 48,806
Chapters: 10
Hits: 9,779

Professor Trelawney goes on sabbatical, and Dumbledore finds a not-so-happy medium, with some help from Ron Weasley. But can she handle the pressure of becoming a professor at Hogwarts? Academic politics, spells gone awry, Death Eaters, and black pudding... a confused American woman faces magic, life, and maybe even love, Hogwarts-style.

Words: 61,019
Chapters: 13
Hits: 9,768

The beginning of the end.  Harry faces off with the coming darkness in his seventh year.  Contains H/Hr, unforeseen circumstances, a lost heirloom --- and the quest to find Cantoris.  A take on the last book in canon.

Words: 22,321
Chapters: 5
Hits: 9,743
Almost Human by CousinAlexei
04/13/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. Still no romance or slash! Rated for mentions of violence and non-sexual adult themes. If you haven't read my other stories, start with Worser Angels and work your way up to this one--it won't make much sense otherwise.

Words: 37,764
Chapters: 12
Hits: 9,711

Playboy Auror, Draco Malfoy, collects women like some people collect stamps, until an unforunate incident with one woman. Turned virtual recluse, Draco is only lured back into the social world when his partner steps in and sets him up.

Words: 23,690
Chapters: 8
Hits: 9,703

SLASH. A fic written to celebrate Harry's 21st birthday - The Boy Who Lived finally comes of age, and has a delightful party as well as other unexpected surprises along the way. Fluffy happiness and a notable absence of angst. After all, it's his birthday!

Words: 3,816
Chapters: 1
Hits: 9,655

Harry Potter is now the most famous Quidditch player in the world. He has everything anyone could ever ask for. But on board the British Airways, he reminisces about the one person he’d be willing to give up his money and fame for... Ah, this thing called "Love"...

Words: 14,825
Chapters: 6
Hits: 9,635

Every once in a while a truly excellent fic comes along. One of particular brilliance. One that earns the author a legion of fans and inspires the whole fandom.``This is not one of those fics.``In September of 2002 I was tired of waiting for OotP and out of frustration and boredom wrote this truly bizarre piece of "literature". JKR is kidnapped and put on trial by the wizarding community of Great Britain for misrepresenting them in her books. What begins as a trial evolves into an increasingly random epic involving Rowena Ravenclaw, sherbet lemons, RL/SB, Moulin Rouge, and a cast of OOC characters, including JKR herself. Not to mention weredachshunds, Voldemort, RW/HG, and the ghost of Tom Riddle's mother. Think Mel Brooks meets HP.

Words: 19,991
Chapters: 12
Hits: 9,569

Five friends reflect on love, life, and the state of their socks, as two of their number grow to realise that sometimes friendship just isn't enough.... MWPP era. SB/RL slash.

Words: 23,375
Chapters: 5
Hits: 9,557

I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley.

Words: 15,105
Chapters: 13
Hits: 9,510

The sequel to the Hospital Wing and the Astronomy Tower. It takes place in Ginny's sixth year, and the seventh year of Draco, Ron, Hermione, Harry (etc. etc).

Words: 52,339
Chapters: 17
Hits: 9,502
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn
08/17/2001

SLASH. Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. It doesn't get any better than this.

Words: 8,143
Chapters: 1
Hits: 9,490
A Naked Dare by Rhianna
12/23/2001

When Fred chickens out on a dare, who will save him? A knight in shining armour? Or rather, a princess on a broom?

Words: 2,037
Chapters: 1
Hits: 9,406

After a hard breakup towards the end of their seventh year, James and Lily now try to both get on with their lives. When their friends see how miserable they both are, plans are set in motion to bring them back together. The only problem? Pride and Prejudice. Based loosely on Jane Austin's "Pride and Prejudice".

Words: 32,466
Chapters: 11
Hits: 9,402

A "terrible" thing has happened to Dudley Dursley's family. His eldest daughter, Priscilla, has received a letter from Hogwarts! Finally, after fifteen years of no conversation, Dudley is having to contact his cousin, Harry Potter, whose own daughter is going to Hogwarts as well.

Words: 9,247
Chapters: 3
Hits: 9,369
All Grown Up by AmyMalfoy
12/16/2003

All the Hogwarts students are older and falling in love. They also have new jobs. D/G & H/H!

Words: 9,321
Chapters: 7
Hits: 9,140
Original Sinn by Aki-Hoshi
05/10/2007

Harry and Draco had a mission. It was simple. Find out who stole the artefact, and get it back from the Muggle fencing it. Not as simple as it sounds, when you both hate each other with a passion, and the Muggle starts falling for your straight partner, who you need to help handle the Muggle Gay Scene. And what happens when you start falling for him too?

Words: 59,231
Chapters: 6
Hits: 9,098

Hermione's parents take a getaway, she stays at the Burrow for a month. And she likes what she sees! Also goes into the upcoming school year. 7th year. PG-13 Later. Hrm/Ron

Words: 20,574
Chapters: 13
Hits: 9,052

Because it had to happen. Five children are to be taken on a trip inside the world's largest chocolate factory. Which lucky people will find the coveted Golden Tickets? Could one of them possibly be. . . Harry Potter? Nah! Certainly not! Mayhem, madness, and munchies all rolled up in one.

Words: 72,396
Chapters: 10
Hits: 9,008

James Potter and his friends Remus, Sirius, and Peter as they begin their years at Hogwarts don't yet know they'll be come the most infamous group of young troublemakers to step foot in Hogwarts. Here lies the entire chronicle of their years at Hogwarts from the first day to the last Halloween night they see each other...a tale of friendship, bravery, love, hate, betrayal, revenge, and magic... Characters include MWPP, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, various Death-eaters-to-be, Bertha Jorkins, Voldemort, Petunia and Vernon, Barty Crouch Sr., and OCs. James/Lily.

Words: 31,775
Chapters: 7
Hits: 8,980

Fred and Angelina have kissed and make up. But after a few days, Angelina starts to act strange and nobody knows what's going on... even Fred. What they both don't know is that they are about to deal with the unexpected...

Words: 61,201
Chapters: 15
Hits: 8,971

A short story for each of the twenty-six letters of the alphabet. WARNING: Characters may be insane. Note: Spoilers are checked just in case, I don't have all the stories planned out yet. The same thing goes for the 15 rating.

Words: 16,647
Chapters: 24
Hits: 8,956

It's time for the students of Hogwarts to set aside house differences in favor of fighting the true battle - Boys VS Girls!

Words: 14,635
Chapters: 9
Hits: 8,944

Hogwarts overcomes their problems with getting computers to work in their atmosphere, and decide they need a website. They hire an American Muggle, Tara Hall, to live in their midst for a school term, get the faculty and students acquainted with the wonders of Cyberspace, and create a website. She happens to cross paths with a certain potions master and sparks do fly...

Words: 61,707
Chapters: 31
Hits: 8,944

In which Draco starts (gasp) ignoring Harry, and Harry doesn't like it. He doesn't like it at all. Seventh year, H/D SLASH.

Words: 5,039
Chapters: 2
Hits: 8,895

Twenty years or more ago when the Dark Lord reigned, ````There lived six wizards at Hogwarts who now belong to fame.````Severus Snape, the target, who's face was as mean as stone.````Peter Petigrew, the shrewdest, who never was alone.````Remus Lupin, the kindest, who valued wisdom and friend.````Sirius Black, the loyalist, who protected 'til the bitter end.````James Potter, the leader, who was the noblest of them all.````And Lily Evans, the angel, who made the Dark Lord fall...``````Ah, poetry...but not in this story. ``This is a story of friendship, loyalty, jealousy, life, death, and of course love, the greatest magic of all. ``You may know how the story ends, but how does it begin? My friends, you must read this for every legend has

Words: 57,802
Chapters: 8
Hits: 8,822
Horny Hogwarts by D.J.Malfoy
12/05/2005

The school of Witchcraft and Wizardry is hit with a spell to make everyone horny! Certain people find it more disturbing than others and so some drastic things...H/D. Hope you enjoy it!

Words: 1,237
Chapters: 1
Hits: 8,815

When Ginny Weasley miscasts a spell, she accidently turns Draco Malfoy into a baby. Since the mistake was hers, Dumbledore and the professors all agree that she should take care of him. There's also the tiny little fact that he screams if he's taken away from her. And he insists on calling her 'Din-din'. Ginny's head is beginning to throb...

Words: 8,531
Chapters: 4
Hits: 8,802

The story begins when Dumpty loses his pair of sandals. What does Voldie has to do with it, and how is he going to take over the world? Insane plot and lots of slash pairings. This is a parody, of course.

Words: 9,599
Chapters: 12
Hits: 8,801
Wayward Cupid by SkoosiePants
12/12/2003

"He wasn't quite sure how it had happened. One minute he'd been leisurely walking the length of the pitch, broom in hand, and the next he'd found himself backed into the wooden building by a stamping, snorting, hairy... thing. It was heavy. And smelled a bit like wet socks and cabbage. And was currently leaning into his stomach, slowly pressing the breath out of him." A D/G Christmas adventure featuring a smitten reindeer, nefarious Christmas elves, a dastardly kidnapping, 'Father Christmas' Atlas to Christmas Town,' the misuse of Christmas powder, a daring rescue, a hungry Yeti, and the appropriate use of mistletoe.

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Graduating by Lady Jane
10/17/2004

Harry asks Hermione a question. Hermione\\\'s surprised - and so is Harry! Then Ron\\\'s surprised! Read and find out why.

Words: 25,756
Chapters: 6
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Sweetest Sin by Rachel Adams
04/02/2005

Seventh year at Hogwart's and two people find their friendship growing into something more. An awkward beginning grows into true love and they discover that love can be the sweetest sin.

Words: 25,715
Chapters: 16
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Ginny is all grown up, and living on her own. She has a job, friends, and as many nieces and nephews as she can handle. ``Harry is an Auror, working alongside his best friend. No one questions his title of "Uncle" to Ron and Hermione's children.``These two share an easy friendship, except for those awkward moments.``In this chapter, we meet a precocious five year old, discuss genetics, and sing Mary Poppins' songs.

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Chapters: 7
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The first four books told from Draco's point of view. Prequel to The Marks We Bear. Unfinished.

Words: 22,547
Chapters: 4
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Losers Like Us by gemmadw
11/05/2005

Dr Walker, intrepid psychologist to the Magical World, has returned, but she's not happy. Neither are her patients, as the summer of 1996 passes over Hogsmeade, and the emotional lives of several people...er...beings begin to show the stresses of the events of Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. Happily, the good doc's quirky fortunes have not changed over the years, so beware of drunken elves, cursing Malfoys, dentists, and a mooning werewolf. Oh, and possibly the Great Hogsmeade Fire of '96, if Fearless doesn't get to that blasted stove in time.

Words: 25,986
Chapters: 9
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I'm Not in Love by KitsuneFox
07/31/2007

Lily is not in love. It's just a phase that she's going through. I mean, it's really quite ridiculous, isn't it? In love? Apart from an entirely unreasonable crush she'd had in first year on a muggle at her old school, born mainly out of homesickness, Lily hadn't ever been romantically attracted to anyone. Ever. For her first love to be... Oh no. God no, please.

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“Harry was enjoying the opportunity to remain quiet while his friends bickered. Swinging his broom as he walked, he was thinking about Quidditch, because Quidditch had given him the happiest memories of his fifth year at Hogwarts.” Unfortunately, all this will change when Harry Potter encounters the Sticking Broom. In Chapter 1, Professor McGonagall searches for a way to profit from an idle few weeks in June, Professor Snape endures a period of unwelcome celebrity and Hermione considers how low she is prepared to sink to earn a prefect’s badge. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

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Harry by accident gets infected with a Love Potion that makes him irresistible to everyone he meets. Will he survive? /"Ms. Granger get off Potter immediately!"/ Probably not…

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Chapters: 9
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Geminus by KaraGandShaddy
01/21/2005

What if there was a way that Sirius Black could return? What if two sisters knew the answer? How much trouble can two sisters get upto at Hogwarts anyway? H/OC Oliver/OC D/OC R/Hr.

Words: 56,785
Chapters: 26
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