Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Severus Snape
Genres:
Angst Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 02/27/2005
Updated: 04/13/2005
Words: 37,764
Chapters: 12
Hits: 9,711

Almost Human

CousinAlexei

Story Summary:
After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. Still no romance or slash! Rated for mentions of violence and non-sexual adult themes. If you haven't read my other stories, start with Worser Angels and work your way up to this one--it won't make much sense otherwise.

Chapter 01
02/27/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. Still no romance or slash! Rated for mentions of violence and non-sexual adult themes. If you haven't read my other stories, start with Worser Angels and work your way up to this one--it won't make much sense otherwise.

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Chapter 02
02/27/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter, secondary characters Neville, Zenobia, and Snuffy return. PG-13 for violence against animate teapots.

Words: 2,576
Hits: 684
Chapter 03
03/18/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter: Draco, still in the Hospital Wing, has some visitors.

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Chapter 04
03/18/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter: Draco find out what Snape did to his teapot. Angst ensues.

Words: 2,759
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Chapter 05
03/21/2005

CousinAlexei: Almost Human

Words: 2,588
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Chapter 06
03/31/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. Still no romance or slash! Rated for mentions of violence and non-sexual adult themes. In this chapter: Draco is having trouble sleeping. Snape is miserable. McGonagall tries to help.

Words: 2,459
Hits: 762
Chapter 07
03/31/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. Still no romance or slash! Rated for mentions of violence and non-sexual adult themes. In this chapter: Snape and Draco visit the Ministry.

Words: 4,299
Hits: 620
Chapter 08
04/04/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter: Snape gets a visit from some Aurors.

Words: 3,826
Hits: 744
Chapter 09
04/04/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter: Dumbledore meddles.

Words: 3,285
Hits: 569
Chapter 10
04/04/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter: Snape hosts a tea party. Yes, really.

Words: 3,682
Hits: 625
Chapter 11
04/13/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter: Prosecutor Littlebourne returns, and we find out more about Millicent's murder.

Words: 3,606
Hits: 678
Chapter 12
04/13/2005

After the events of Worser Angels and Better Angels, Snape and Draco face continued difficulties. Draco has a long road to recovery from his torture at the hands of the Death Eaters, and Snape has to learn how to rejoin the human race now that he's no longer Dumbledore's worser angel. In this chapter: Snape makes a speech.

Words: 3,116
Hits: 714