Kiss the Girl

Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.

Chapter One! Ron is writing a love letter for Hermione, or at least he's *trying* to. Good thing he's got Harry and Ginny to help him, right?

It's time for a little practice. That's right, you should be afraid.

Fred and George decide their little brother needs to be informed. If Ron's smart, he'll hide.

Harry makes a deal with the devi--Draco.

The *real* chapter where Draco and Harry have a discussion.

Hermione isn't happy with Ron, but why? You wouldn't believe it.

It's time for hair gel.

It's time for the date.

Where Ron is depressed, Harry and Ginny are shocked, and Hermione has still left Ron standing in the middle of the pub. It's aftermath central.

In which Harry is talking to cats, Hermione is crying to Ginny, and Dumbledore is clueing Ron in on the facts of life. But will anything actually be resolved in this chapter?