- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Hermione Granger
- Genres:
- Humor Slash
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
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Published: 02/23/2004Updated: 09/12/2004Words: 19,991Chapters: 12Hits: 9,569
The Real Story of Harry Potter
Marauder
- Story Summary:
- Every once in a while a truly excellent fic comes along. One of particular brilliance. One that earns the author a legion of fans and inspires the whole fandom.``This is not one of those fics.``In September of 2002 I was tired of waiting for OotP and out of frustration and boredom wrote this truly bizarre piece of "literature". JKR is kidnapped and put on trial by the wizarding community of Great Britain for misrepresenting them in her books. What begins as a trial evolves into an increasingly random epic involving Rowena Ravenclaw, sherbet lemons, RL/SB, Moulin Rouge, and a cast of OOC characters, including JKR herself. Not to mention weredachshunds, Voldemort, RW/HG, and the ghost of Tom Riddle's mother. Think Mel Brooks meets HP.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 01-02
02/23/2004Every once in a while a truly excellent fic comes along. One of particular brilliance. One that earns the author a legion of fans and inspires the whole fandom.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 03-04
02/24/2004In which learn that, if our characters knew what was good for them, they'd leave our Jo alone because she's made them loads more intelligent in the books than they are in real life.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 05-06
02/28/2004Well well well, THE PLOT HAS THICKENED. Jo and Hermione get a bit curious and find themselves in a rather, er, interesting situation.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 07-08
03/01/2004Jo and Hermione finally escape the room, the house-elfs bring breakfast, and Hagrid has a breakthrough.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 09-10
03/13/2004The plans begin to be put into action.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 11-12
03/20/2004About half the cast is stuck inside the Burrow, and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley are called away on secret business.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 13-14
04/28/2004Agnes Riddle has some important information.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 15-16
07/11/2004The book gets an attitude and Percy disappears.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 17-18
07/18/2004Ron and Hermione are embarrassed, everyone watches Moulin Rouge, and Jo learns some startling news about her baby.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 19-20
07/28/2004The cast learn more of Rowena's story, along with the reason why lemon drops can defeat Voldemort.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 21-22
08/14/2004Everyone wants to die for Ron, and all questions are answered...mostly.
The Real Story of Harry Potter 23-24
09/12/2004The cast reads fan fiction, and dear darling Draco throws a bit of a fit.