Rating:
R
House:
Schnoogle
Genres:
Drama Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 04/06/2002
Updated: 12/19/2002
Words: 23,364
Chapters: 6
Hits: 10,045

The Boy Who Failed

Cat and Liat

Story Summary:
AU. Dark. What would have happened if Harry never went to Hogwarts? When Harry got his first letter, the Dursleys had found a way to keep him from going. And now, when Harry is 16, he doesn't know anything about the magical world. But is it all the same in the Wizarding world? And what if it isn't?

 Prologue
04/06/2002

AU. Dark. What would have happened if Harry never went to Hogwarts? When Harry got his first letter, the Dursleys had found a way to keep him from going. And now, when Harry is 16, he doesn't know anything about the magical world. But is it all the same in the Wizarding world? And what if it isn't?

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Chapter 01
04/06/2002

AU. Dark. What would have happened if Harry never went to Hogwarts? When Harry got his first letter, the Dursleys had found a way to keep him from going. And now, when Harry is 16, he doesn't know anything about the magical world. But is it all the same in the Wizarding world? And what if it isn't?

Words: 2,413
Hits: 1,206
Chapter 02
05/24/2002

AU. Dark. What would have happened if Harry never went to Hogwarts? When Harry got his first letter, the Dursleys had found a way to keep him from going. And now, when Harry is 16, he doesn't know anything about the magical world. But is it all the same in the Wizarding world? And what if it isn't?

Words: 3,419
Hits: 1,165
Chapter 03
08/16/2002

In which we take a look at what’s going on in Hogwarts and Harry learns the true nature of the Wizarding world. Featuring broomsticks, walls and the Forbidden Forest.

Words: 4,871
Hits: 983
Chapter 04
09/29/2002

In which Harry learns some of Hogwarts’ secrets, has some very important chats and we find out what happened to Arthur. Featuring hasty decisions, teenage hormones, the giant squid and Mitzi.

Words: 4,974
Hits: 941
Chapter 05
12/19/2002

In which the authors went crazy and decided to introduce Harry to the not so very nice side of Hogwarts. Featuring Harry’s underwear, ducks and heart-shaped potatoes.

Words: 5,374
Hits: 1,332