- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor Crossover
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
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Published: 10/20/2005Updated: 08/22/2007Words: 16,461Chapters: 15Hits: 10,224
Half Blood Prince The Musical
The Dork Lord
- Story Summary:
- These are the parts of HBP that you didn't get to read, mostly because they involve people bursting into song at the drop of a hat.
Chapter 01
10/20/2005These are the parts of HBP that you didn't get to read, mostly because they involve people bursting into song at the drop of a hat.
Chapter 02
11/05/2005More musical madness! Dumbledore collects Harry from the Dursley's and explains why so much of the story has to be cut. Features Horace Slughorn and his dancing girls.
Our musical journey now takes us to the Burrow, where we learn a desperate truth that Harry has been struggling to keep secret and Ron is taught that it's not always appropiate to burst into song. The moment has to be right.
This chapter includes a toe tapping song from Fred and George, an unfurling plan from Harry and a still thoroughly confused Ron.
This chapter features a Draco-crazed Harry expressing his feelings in song, Luna's glasses and an extra who's determined to make her part worthwhile.
In this chapter, Snape has a solo and Slughorn debates whether or not Shakespeare can be used in a musical with his Potions class.
Harry and Dumbledore have a bit of a tiff, and Harry and Draco finally admit their feelings for each other in the best way possible: by bursting into song.
Harry reveals his plan for finding out what Draco is up to in the best way possible, by breaking into song!
Harry tries to get some information out of Draco. Ron and Hermione are no longer speaking to each other. This chapter features sexy Hermione and touchy-feely Draco.
Harry overhears a conversation between Draco and Snape, who suddenly start disco dancing. Some well loved Christmas songs are ruined forever as well.
Harry sings 'Happy Birthday' to Ron, then squashes his attempt at a solo number. Slughorn and Harry argue about plot points and what's been left out.
Harry and Professor Dumbledore visit a memory (you can tell by all the swirly light effects). The past Dumbledore turns Voldemort down for the Defence Against the Dark Arts job, prompting the Dark Lord to burst into song.
Dobby and Kreacher make their report in a tuneful and toe-tapping manner. Hagrid and Slughorn drown their sorrows after burying Aragog with a lot of booze and a show stopping number!
Draco has a revelation, Moaning Myrtle sings her song (rather forcefully) and Harry decides to skip several plot points in one go.
Harry and Dumbledore go looking for the horcrux (after skipping several plot points). Upon their return to Hogwarts, Draco is waiting for them ...as are the Draco dancers.