Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone
Stats:
Published: 08/22/2005
Updated: 05/21/2007
Words: 14,262
Chapters: 7
Hits: 10,576

Four "Friends" and One Really Freaky Book: An MST

Liana

Story Summary:
What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so hippie ("Make love, not war!"), Sirius so crazy ("Hamsters!"), James so violent ("You wouldn’t call it nonsense if you were the one lying on the ground, bleeding profusely, with the mutilated limbs and the—"), or Remus so smart ("If you got rid of the 'ish' and changed the 'ley' to' 'set' you’d have a real word"). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so hippie ("Make love, not war!", Sirius so crazy ("Hamsters!"), James so violent ("You wouldn’t call it nonsense if you were the one lying on the ground, bleeding profusely, with the mutilated limbs and the—"), or Remus so smart ("If you got rid of the “ish” and changed the “ley” to “set” you’d have a real word"). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 2,265
Hits: 1,961

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so frightening ("And the evil blood-sucking, rifle-carrying Dursley!"), Sirius so bizarre("Hamsters?"), James so triumphant ("MY SON KILLED VOLDEMORT!"), or Remus so wordy ("Smooth...That is such a weird word"). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 2,347
Hits: 1,129

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a Muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so hip ("Or, if you will, her homie G’s."), Sirius so curious ("Question."), James so tactless ("As a Potter, I am insulted by their wife’s ugly mug."), or Remus so caveman ("Cat no like Man."). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 2,234
Hits: 1,164

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a Muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so angry ("Dwefliailejfi!!!"), Sirius so evil("MUAHAHAHA!"), James so ditzy ("Wow, it’s like magic!"), or Remus so obvious ("You are totally James’s wife"). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 1,961
Hits: 1,253

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so T.O.'d ("SHE IS NOT GETTING MY BABY!"), Sirius so lame ("It could be between his toes, you never know."), James so stunned ("No. Bloody. Way."), or Remus so indignant ("Where am I?"). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 1,628
Hits: 1,597
Chapter 06 - 6
12/12/2005

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so hippie ("Make love, not war!"), Sirius so crazy ("Hamsters!"), James so violent ("You wouldn’t call it nonsense if you were the one lying on the ground, bleeding profusely, with the mutilated limbs and the—"), or Remus so smart ("If you got rid of the 'ish' and changed the 'ley' to' 'set' you’d have a real word"). Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 1,302
Hits: 2,746

What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a Muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so psychotic, Sirius so crazy, James so violent, or Remus so wordy. Go back to the seventies with this fabulous reading of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Words: 2,525
Hits: 723