Assassins and Lovers

The Hogwarts professors are trying to kill each other! But no need to worry, it's only a game. Who will come out on top in Hogwarts Assassins? And who will come out on top in the game of love? AD/MM, SS/FD, HG/SB, BW/OC.

The Hogwarts professors are trying to kill each other! But no need to worry, it's only a game. Who will come out on top in the game of Assassins? And who will come out on top in the game of love? AD/MM, SS/FD, HG/SB, BW/OC

The Hogwarts professors are trying to kill each other! But no need to worry, it's only a game. Who will come out on top in the game of Assassins? And who will come out on top in the game of love? AD/MM, SS/FD, HG/SB, BW/OC

“Stop feigning modesty, Albus,” Minerva said. “It isn’t at all attractive.” She had trouble maintaining her stern expression while telling such a blatant lie. “Rachel, how have your first few days gone? Are you comfortable at Hogwarts?”

“I was hoping I’d end the afternoon with a good-looking woman in my lap.”

“I couldn’t see my assassin. But when I came to, I had a lemon drop in my mouth.”

“This will be loads more fun in the dark,” Bill said.

Mental note, Hermione: Stop ogling Harry’s godfather.

Fleur Delacour is forced to consult Severus Snape, despite her lingering fear and growing respect for him. Snape, meanwhile, is forced to rethink his preconceptions about her. Albus and Minerva, meanwhile, get cozy as Albus tends to Minerva's wounds from her fight with Hooch.

Snape was again reminded of just how much he despised Hermione Granger.

Sirius faces an unexpected challenge and ends up at Hermione's door. Will she take him in? And how far will she let it go? Meanwhile, Severus Snape's real attitude toward the game starts to come through--he really IS an obsessively competitive freak.

Dumbledore's gone completely insane. Now he's requiring all professors to participate in a Quidditch match. How will Severus respond to being drawn out of his lair? And how will Hermione and Sirius deal with the new developments in their relationship?

Now that Albus Dumbledore has the whole faculty out to play Quidditch, will all hell break loose? Or will sparks of a different sort begin to fly? Who will win, Gryffinclaw or Slytherpuff? -- "Slytherpuff," Sirius replied, "has a seeker who, though he might recognize the Snitch--doubtful, since he's never had his hands on one--couldn't see it past that large obstruction in the middle of his face that some call a nose."

Now that all the games are over and the winners decided, how will everyone deal with the aftermath? And will Snape, with a little prodding from a former enemy, find himself, of all things, trying to romance Fleur Delacour? -- Severus sat down. This was a bit much to handle. "Well, of course I'm fascinating. I'm dark, brooding, and have billowing black robes. And I'm quite witty, too, in a cruel sort of way."

All the professors start opening up a little bit more, reconciliations abound, and, perhaps, new couples?

Now that the game is really over, can everyone go back to their normal lives? Not likely. And is Dumbledore really as crazy as everyone thinks he is? Or is he worse? Misunderstandings, reconciliations... and plenty of snogging...