Rating:
15
House:
Riddikulus
Ships:
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter
Genres:
Humor Slash
Era:
The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 10/19/2007
Updated: 10/15/2008
Words: 26,418
Chapters: 22
Hits: 11,944

The Hogwarts Poets' Society

Sara Myles

Story Summary:
Dumbledore forms a Poets' society and invites a strange array of people, but nobody knows why! And then he gets a twinkle in his eye that can only mean one thing: A Plan of Imminent Doom! Oh no! *slash*

Chapter 01
10/19/2007

Dumbledore forms a Poets' society and invites a strange array of people, but nobody knows why! And then he gets a twinkle in his eye that can only mean one thing: A Plan of Imminent Doom! Oh no! *slash*

Words: 1,608
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Oh no! Severus and Minerva express their sorrows seperately, Dumbledore is obscure as always, and Malfoy contemplates murdering the Potter boy. Of course, that would mean being stuck in a closet with a Dead Thing, and Dead Things are squicky.

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Draco and Harry are bored. Being stuck in a closet isn't fun, after all. Snape is still ranting on about a Plan of Imminent Doom and Minerva McGonagall is determined to make him pay!

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Draco teaches Harry to dance...or does he? Hermione and Ron finally make an appearance, and Dumbledore can't say he wasn't warned! A little more serious that the other chapters at some points, but helps the story progress along nicely.

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The concept he was trying to convey, of course, was that no one had ever told him that Draco Malfoy liked boys. His brain wasn’t working properly, though, so it wasn’t too surprising that he didn’t get a comprehendible sentence out.

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Dumbledore forms a Poets' society and invites a strange array of people, but nobody knows why! And then he gets a twinkle in his eye that can only mean one thing: A Plan of Imminent Doom! Oh no! *slash*

Words: 1,095
Hits: 669

Yes! Harry and Draco finally come out of the closet. Includes Part 1 of 3 of Peeves's epic poem, Filch.

Words: 1,235
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Snape wears swooshy black robes. They create a nice dramatic affect when drama is what you are going for. The Plan of Imminent Doom is falling apart at the seams...or is it?

Words: 1,222
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In which Snape and Hermione argue about whether or not the food that Dumbledore gave Harry and Draco is poisoned, cursed, jinxed, charmed, or drugged. What fun!

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Harry can't sleep. So he leaves the Gryffindor dormitories, eager for adventure...

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Things go from friendly to furious in a matter of minutes. Typical! But when Draco decides it's time for a cliche, what will happen next?

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In which Harry and Draco do a very girly thing and Discuss Their Feelings. Ew.

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At that moment, Harry walked up to Draco Malfoy and kissed him on the mouth. Draco, of course, was rather pleased. Harry was rather confused. And as Harry leaned in and sat on Draco’s lap to further continue the kiss, Draco knew that he had, in fact, succeeded in seducing one Harry James Potter.

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Snape and Hermione desperately wish they had kept their curiosity under control. After all, the boys would have turned up eventually, right?

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Hermione isn't pleased with what she found in the Room of Requirement. Features slighty sadistic!Hermione.

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McGonagall is determined to stop Dumbledore's PLAN OF IMMINENT DOOM! Or is she?

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Ron has managed a bit of magic that nobody thought he was capable of. The problem is, he didn't really mean to do it.

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“No,” said Snape, the fear evident in his voice. “No,” said McGonagall, the exasperation evident in her voice. “NO!” cried Draco, the dread evident in his voice. “YES!” shouted Dumbledore, the triumph evident in his voice.

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In which Dumbledore sings a song, and Ron makes an accurate prediction!

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Harry contemplates his orders from Dumbledore and gets stuck in a trick stair. Then Draco finds him. FUN!

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Tying up the loose ends from last chapter. Nick talks to Dumbledore, Dumbledore talks to Professor Sprout, Snape talks to Hermione, and Draco and Harry are still stuck together!

Words: 1,476
Hits: 290

This, coupled with the fact that she was one of the most skilled witches he had ever seen, made Snape realize that he would have rather irritated a Blast-Ended Skrewt.

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