- Rating:
- 15
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Ships:
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Humor Slash
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 10/19/2007Updated: 10/15/2008Words: 26,418Chapters: 22Hits: 11,944
The Hogwarts Poets' Society
Sara Myles
- Story Summary:
- Dumbledore forms a Poets' society and invites a strange array of people, but nobody knows why! And then he gets a twinkle in his eye that can only mean one thing: A Plan of Imminent Doom! Oh no! *slash*
Chapter 01
10/19/2007Dumbledore forms a Poets' society and invites a strange array of people, but nobody knows why! And then he gets a twinkle in his eye that can only mean one thing: A Plan of Imminent Doom! Oh no! *slash*
Chapter 02 - The Owl
10/24/2007Oh no! Severus and Minerva express their sorrows seperately, Dumbledore is obscure as always, and Malfoy contemplates murdering the Potter boy. Of course, that would mean being stuck in a closet with a Dead Thing, and Dead Things are squicky.
Chapter 03 - Do A Little Dance
11/28/2007Draco and Harry are bored. Being stuck in a closet isn't fun, after all. Snape is still ranting on about a Plan of Imminent Doom and Minerva McGonagall is determined to make him pay!
Chapter 04 - Lord of the Dance
12/12/2007Draco teaches Harry to dance...or does he? Hermione and Ron finally make an appearance, and Dumbledore can't say he wasn't warned! A little more serious that the other chapters at some points, but helps the story progress along nicely.
Chapter 05 - Shirtless O'Clock
12/13/2007The concept he was trying to convey, of course, was that no one had ever told him that Draco Malfoy liked boys. His brain wasn’t working properly, though, so it wasn’t too surprising that he didn’t get a comprehendible sentence out.
Chapter 06 - Snape Explains
12/23/2007Dumbledore forms a Poets' society and invites a strange array of people, but nobody knows why! And then he gets a twinkle in his eye that can only mean one thing: A Plan of Imminent Doom! Oh no! *slash*
Chapter 07 - Draco Darling Malfoy
01/04/2008Yes! Harry and Draco finally come out of the closet. Includes Part 1 of 3 of Peeves's epic poem, Filch.
Chapter 08 - Swooshy Black Robes
01/04/2008Snape wears swooshy black robes. They create a nice dramatic affect when drama is what you are going for. The Plan of Imminent Doom is falling apart at the seams...or is it?
Chapter 09 - First Name Terms
01/12/2008In which Snape and Hermione argue about whether or not the food that Dumbledore gave Harry and Draco is poisoned, cursed, jinxed, charmed, or drugged. What fun!
Chapter 10 - Insomnia Wanderings
01/13/2008Harry can't sleep. So he leaves the Gryffindor dormitories, eager for adventure...
Chapter 11 - Just Playing
01/17/2008Things go from friendly to furious in a matter of minutes. Typical! But when Draco decides it's time for a cliche, what will happen next?
Chapter 12 - Clean Cup, Part 1
01/20/2008In which Harry and Draco do a very girly thing and Discuss Their Feelings. Ew.
Chapter 13 - Clean Cup, Part 2
01/30/2008At that moment, Harry walked up to Draco Malfoy and kissed him on the mouth. Draco, of course, was rather pleased. Harry was rather confused. And as Harry leaned in and sat on Draco’s lap to further continue the kiss, Draco knew that he had, in fact, succeeded in seducing one Harry James Potter.
Chapter 14 - An Inappropriate Subject
02/17/2008Snape and Hermione desperately wish they had kept their curiosity under control. After all, the boys would have turned up eventually, right?
Chapter 15 - Not Here, Hermione
03/02/2008Hermione isn't pleased with what she found in the Room of Requirement. Features slighty sadistic!Hermione.
Chapter 16 - A Collection of Rubber Chickens
04/05/2008McGonagall is determined to stop Dumbledore's PLAN OF IMMINENT DOOM! Or is she?
Chapter 17 - Cactus, Or Ambiguous Plurals
04/24/2008Ron has managed a bit of magic that nobody thought he was capable of. The problem is, he didn't really mean to do it.
Chapter 18 - In Which Moody Appears
04/24/2008“No,” said Snape, the fear evident in his voice. “No,” said McGonagall, the exasperation evident in her voice. “NO!” cried Draco, the dread evident in his voice. “YES!” shouted Dumbledore, the triumph evident in his voice.
Chapter 19 - Alliance System
05/15/2008In which Dumbledore sings a song, and Ron makes an accurate prediction!
Chapter 20 - Trick Stair
05/21/2008Harry contemplates his orders from Dumbledore and gets stuck in a trick stair. Then Draco finds him. FUN!
Chapter 21 - Trick Stair, Part 2
06/03/2008Tying up the loose ends from last chapter. Nick talks to Dumbledore, Dumbledore talks to Professor Sprout, Snape talks to Hermione, and Draco and Harry are still stuck together!
Chapter 22 - Suspended
10/15/2008This, coupled with the fact that she was one of the most skilled witches he had ever seen, made Snape realize that he would have rather irritated a Blast-Ended Skrewt.