The Art of Seduction

Do you need to win a bet with a friend? Are you lusting hopelessly after someone? Don’t think they know you even exist? Or if they do know you exist, do you think they hate you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is just the book for you! “The Art of Seduction” by Draco Malfoy. Learn how to seduce the person of your choice in 30 days or less (and avoid wearing that little French maid number), satisfaction guaranteed!

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Aah, the makings of a classic cult horror film: An empty change room, the hero (all by his lonesome, of course), a storm outside, and a half-naked blonde getting ready to take a shower...Wait a minute. Go back to that last one.

Roses, a look at the Slytherin/Draco psyche, the tutoring session, and some other random schtuff. Hilarity ensues ^^;;

Harry and Draco are trapped in the closet!...quite literally, actually. Will it be Ron to the rescue? Well, considering that it's Ron, probably not...