Engineer Jess

Throughout the ages, cliché-like, all kinds of wannabe Dark Lords have sought for magical amulets and wells of great power. Voldemort is no exception, especially when there is a puny, annoying four-eyes hindering his conquest of the Earth. An obscure Mesoamerican mystery might be the key to a Dark Victory... But the Order of the Phoenix has taken a serious initiative in being always a teensy weensy step ahead.``Sequel to 'Even Old Morose Bats Can Get Soft', post-OotP. Snape/Tonks.

Peculiar things can happen when a clumsy Auror wreaks too much havoc around a certain grumpy, greasy, touch-phobiatic old bat. However, does the mighty flint-heart Snape own a softer side? Or are ugly gargoyle guys ever even supposed to possess something as impossible as a love life? ``Set to happen during OotP, right after the chapter "Snape's Worst Memory". Snape/Tonks.