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Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by UTforever22
09/28/2007Harry Potter is left to face life without Dumbledore as he searches for the last Horcruxes. Will he learn to stop pushing away the ones he loves in order to protect them, thus harnessing "the power he knows not?"
Dragons' Heartstrings by Magikal Me
06/12/2006Dragons' Heartstrings is a fan fic in soap opera form, based on Harry's life after Hogwarts. Packed with Gred and Forge style humor, random jokes, and satire, Dragons' Heartstrings pokes fun at the dramatic quality of soap operas as well as the far-fetched ideas of some other Harry Potter fan fictions.
The Great Disco of '76 by Ciela Night
10/13/2004It is 1976 and the Marauders are in the last few days of their sixth year. An invitation is issued for a Muggle-style disco by the Gryffindor seventh-years to celebrate the end of the term. What crazy and wild hijinks will happen at the disco?
Tea Time 2 by Weresony
05/03/2005What happens when the four biggest baddies in fiction and fantasy get together for a little tea?
The sequel to "A Look in the Mind of Voldemort," based on Nonoka's artwork, the new FictionAlley Park picture. A spy tries to find out what happens to the Dark Lord. He find himself watching Ships in Fiction Alley Park pass by.
Michelle by Ravenous Quill
02/24/2003Ron goes on vacation to Paris. Ahh... the city of love. Just who catches his eye and heart? Based on The Beatles' "Michelle."
April Fool by Northumbrian
04/06/2014George's birthday is never truly happy. Will this year be any different?
Stonefinger by Accidental RedHead
03/31/2005Harry’s in deep trouble. He’s also in Hull. Factor in an evil, fuming faction, a nemesis, and some Ancient Greek Thugs and you’ve got yourself a fic. A completely irreverent jokelette about villains, creeping around, and sexual tension that could (loosely) be called a ‘thriller’ but really, you’d have to be mad. [H/D]
The UST Cometh! by isla142
03/29/2005Everyones favourite fanfiction authors Siofra the Elf and Gwendolyn James, along with their friends, have been dragged into the past to relive one of their favourite scenes from the Harry Potter movies. Hilarity and craziness ensues as the time draws ever closer...
The Art of Hufflepuffication by Harmonic Friction
02/12/2007While Slytherin and Ravenclaw competed in a Quidditch match, the Hufflepuffs decided to have a “friendly” game of tag. No other house would ever think of putting the word “friendly” in front of a sport, or an in-class discussion. Or a meal time. The other houses were in love with hatred. Hufflepuffs could easily be seen as the Hogwarts hippies. Kindness, peace, togetherness, man.
Voldy's Day Voldy's Way by Gothalie
07/03/2006A schedule of a day in the life of Voldemort. We all know he's evil, but here's the insight you've been waiting for!
Pour Some Sugar on Me by Steelheart
12/04/2007Harry gets what he asks for...
The biggest child of the James Thickey Ward at St. Mungo’s is about to learn something astonishing and possibly dangerous. But – will he remember about it tomorrow?
Lucius has always been charming and witty, and even silver looked good on him. After a night of cuddling with a hippogriff who wanders onto the Malfoy property, he finds out that there is more to life than hourly manicures. It is up to Lucius to find his way to his hippogriff again, with the help of Voldemort, Draco, and some very dead Italian designers.
The Raven by Ravenwood240
03/22/2006In which the Defender of Stuffed Friends and Bestest Treasures does battle with a Raven. This story is set in my AU Prophecy, and occurs about three years before the Eight start at Hogwarts.
Quirrell by The Savant
04/11/2005What happened to Quirrell that infamous day in Book One?
No More Than Reason by Starmom
08/31/2009Headmistress Granger has some ideas for modernizing the school's curriculum. Severus Snape is damned if he'll let her get away with it. And the staff is stuck at Hogwarts for the summer until there is an agreement. Pure crackfic written for the Winter 2009 SSHG Exchange on LJ.
Where the Wolfsbane Blooms by Foxglove33
03/12/2009A young Slytherin sets out for the Forbidden Forest to help Professor Longbottom repair the damage done to the school garden and finds more than he bargained for awaiting him in the woods.
Harry's Quick Fix by Flying With Fishwings
04/12/2010Harry is fed up with Ron and Hermione's constant bickering, because he knows that they secretly love each other. While at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes he buys love potions to give to Ron that will make Ron's feelings for Hermione clear. Comedic drama ensues. R/Hr. Set during HBP.
A story about Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, and Hagrid's larger-than-life love life.
The Cat Who Saw Through The Things by GryffindorTower
09/07/2003Blaise Zabini, the Care of the Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts, suddenly receives a Floo call from an old friend, who is in urgent need of Blaise's help. Blaise dashes off to give him a hand, and in process of helping his friend, Blaise solves a mystery with the assistance of his cat Macavity.
The Last Day by Blossomlily
11/25/2005It's the last day of school for the Marauders, Lily and Izzy. The graduating ceremony has taken place. A funny, emotional story about their farewell.
Kreacher Proves His Worth by TrollSister
10/23/2005Kreacher cannot believe his eyes... The youngest of the Malfoys, here, at Kreacher's Master's House? But how dreadful he looks, so pale and thin! Why has Master brought him here? Kreacher must find out...
I just thought of this re-reading my fic--hilarious!
Suds by Ravenous Quill
04/01/2003Mr. Weasley gets the family a new... Well, I dunno if one would consider it a pet. All humor and tormented Weasleys, Harry and Hermione at the Burrow. If you've played "Chamber of Secrets" on PS2 or Game Cube then you pretty much have got the idea of what this is about. (Think about what Harry has to defeat in the beginning before degnoming.)
Mrs. Norris Speaks by Crossbow
05/13/2005A brief autobiography of Filch's cat, Mrs. Norris.
Draco Malfoy in Spring by kitt
12/20/2006Let's see what our favourite blonde-haired, grey-eyed Slytherin has to say about Spring. Read on for Draco's thoughts on melanoma and bunnies amongst other things.
And Now for Something Elves! by Overhill
05/24/2007And things get worse for poor Winky! A cross-over of elves from six different universes: Harry Potter, LOTR, Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Santa Claus and the North Pole, and featuring Elfquest's Winnowill!
Metamorphosis by Natasha B.
05/12/2004Harry and Hermione go on a humorous and revealing adventure a while before going to their seventh year at Hogwarts. Is it possible for them to meet two wizards their age in a similar search for Voldemort? What kind of suprises await them?
Stress by MissEmmaGirl
04/29/2003It's exam time at Hogwarts school for the fifth years, and as usual, Emma is overly-obsessing about her studies. But this year, will someone be able to relieve her of her stress...and how could that someone be Ron? NOTE: Emma is Harry's twin Hermione-like sister.
Flowers by LadyCulebra
08/08/2004Draco has a plot against Harry Potter. A sinister plot. But will Harry end up being the true victim? Femmeslash. Female!Harry/Pansy.
In Vino Veritas by BeST
10/25/2007Harry takes a break from Horcrux hunting, working in the WWW. BeST submission to the may 2007 FA Challenge: Prompt: Cornelius Fudge bought Dandelion Wine from Harry Potter
The Cat Who Could Apparate by GryffindorTower
07/03/2003Blaise Zabini, the Care of the Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts, arrives for the summer holidays to a small inn in Aberdeen with his cat Macavity, a Kneazle. The very first day at the inn he encounters a mystery, which he solves with some help from Macavity.
A Christmas Story by turnedskyward
01/04/2005Post-Hogwarts. Ron and Draco live together, but none of his friends know. They have a Christmas party and Draco must hide himself somehow; hilarity ensues.
It Ain't Your Father's Azkaban by heidenroeslein
01/15/2007A Ministry spokesman holds a press conference to announce the new policies put in place at Azkaban and to answer questions posed by reporters.
Gingersnapes by fringe lily
11/30/2004Students keep catching fire in Snape's classes. What is going on? Who is behind it? And what will Snape do?
Freedom Isn't Always a Good Idea by DaniheartsRupert
06/30/2007Percy Ignatius Weasley decides that he wants a chance to be on his own, away from all of his brothers. He proposes to his parents an opportunity they couldn't refuse: to spend the entire summer in London on his own. When he arrives, it isn't quite what Mr. Optimistic had originally planned. From Firewhiskey to "woman", Percy finds the real world not as comforting as he thought.
What happens one day when the notorious Deanna Tyler (of Slytherin Rising fame) get bored. What mayhem will commence?
Reflections by MeiQueen
03/30/2006This is a fun J/L story that starts in First Year. Sarcastic, witty, and humorous, "Reflections" is told form Lily's PoV as she looks back on her memories.
Pot by RoseWithThorns
08/10/2003The sixth-year students get to vote for head boy and head girl.... but what happens when one of Harry Potter's fans promises his hero a victory since he's the one that's got the whole school hooked? WE WANT POT!! WE WANT POT!! Chaos insues.....
Lessons for St. Valentine's Day by shosier
12/22/2009Illness has temporarily taken River and Wrackspurt out of commission. But rather than inflict dead air on their loyal fans the Saturday before Valentine's Day, the WWN has agreed to let Annie and Angelina guest host one episode. The guys might live to regret it…. Companion to "George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography." No slash.
This Means War by Weatherwax
11/19/2015Peeves has his work cut out for him with a new kid on the block.
This fic is a prequel to the
Two Americans and a Ferret by mugglelovers
07/25/2004Two Americans are assigned a report on wizards, but what will they do, since wizards are extinct? But when Albus Dumbledore comes and takes them to the past, they are trapped in a whirlwind of Oreo cookies, snogging, ferrets and a really bad grade on their report.
Fan Fiction Fights Back! by Aiiimy
12/06/2009Fan fiction fights back! Or, at least, fan fiction Harry does! He's fed up with the author leaving him out and intends to ruin her latest R/Hr fic. But can Harry really fight fan fiction, or the power of words? It's not looking likely... Oh, well at least the rest of the gang get a laugh!
Eternal by Darkened Twilight
07/09/2005Voldemort has found Adara once again. Luckily, the Order managed to rescue her but was too late to save her guardians. Now, with no where left to turn, it's time for Adara to return to Hogwarts where it is said that she will unlock the horrors within. And as if that isn't enough, four boys will be vying for her heart, but only one will win. Being an Immortal just got a little harder.
Gil vs. Minotaur by Selket
11/26/2003Gilderoy Lockhart is on a lecture tour before teaching at Hogwarts.
The Love Beetle by sheriden
05/15/2009His hair is as yellow as a '70s Beetle. His eyes are as gray as cement. He's not really daft, and he makes her laugh. (But her poetry makes him lament.) One-shot.
Bottled Up by NotMyShoes
04/14/2010Who would have thought a reluctant game of spin the bottle could mean so much more? Fred/Angelina fluff.
January 9th by peacethroughcoffee
01/08/2008On Severus Snape's birthday, two people come together for drunken introspection and might just wind up friends.
Lunatics by HwknGrl412
05/11/2005Harry muses on love and friendship.
A mysterious book on a secondhand book stall turns out to be a history written by Professor Binns - but it is nothing like his lessons! Muggle readers will be startled to discover how little they know about what really happened to the Druids, what made the Romans so powerful and what it is about werewolves that makes so many people hate them.
by tinadoll
08/23/2002Substitute by Sekhmet
12/07/2003Blaise stood Draco up. He needs a substitute. He finds one in a pile of photos Colin was looking at which was not meant for modeling purposes and insists that Colin persuade this person to model... Guess who? I won't tell you, it'll ruin the surprising twist in the story...
Private Longbottom by Brigitte Treble
08/26/2005A smoky corner office. A pouting dame. Follow Neville as he tails Moaning Myrtle in her mysterious doings as a '20s-style detective. A short little ficlet.
Panda Express by Scarecrow and Gnome
07/01/2005Harry, being an idiot, somehow gets onto Platform 5 1/2 instead of 9 3/4 and winds up on The Panda Express. Fortune cookies, chopstick wars, and confusion of whether or not the eyes of the people are opened or closed. Stereotypes and free food for everyone!
Cassandra in Chains by SomeGuyFawkes
06/27/2007The Harry Potter universe has many examples of the false economy of isolating and imprisoning decent people "for their own good". Sibyll Trelawney is a case in point. What if she was a valuable resource that was squandered by Dumbledore?
Calculated Risk by Ravenwood240
01/01/2004Before James was chosen for the Prophecy, he wanted to be a Knight in Shining Armour. But, Damsels in Distress are hard to find in the Montana Mountains. Sometimes, you have to rescue what's there. This is a stand alone part of the Prophecy story. It takes place the year before the beginning of Prophecy.
That Something by OneoftheWeasleys
01/29/2009Everyone has at least one odd characteristic or trait. Whether it be a large wart atop their nose or a slight stutter, no one can ever truly say that they are perfect. There is always that something...
Forgetting Lily Evans by dancinghippogriff101
12/31/2008Lily Evans has got a boy friend! James Potter desperately tries to forget about her with the help of his friends. He gets frustrated as he has trouble concentrating on his studies, his best friend is on cloud nine, Quidditch practice goes crazy, and he can't avoid the red head who he is forced to do Head duties with. Watch as he is put in to funny situations and fails miserably at his mission. There is lots of Quidditch, on the side romances, original characters, a detention, and maybe something big and fancy.
Ron and Hermione have someone new to defeat, and this time, Harry isn't with them. Where is Harry, who is this someone, and will they succeed? I'm told it could pass for fluff.
Trevor's Traumatic enTrapment by Zazlx
06/13/2007Ever wondered how Trevor made it from King’s Cross to the Hogwarts’ boats in his first year? Suspected fiendish plots, but been unable to pin-point the culprit? Look no further – the answer is here! Read all about it in the words of both the man – er, toad – himself and also the vile toad-napper.
Monkey Business by SCWLC
08/30/2005Forty-two women, three monkeys and Harry’s scar.
Romance, high drama, bitter angst - this fic contains none of those. Quickly chronicles Draco's writing career from the age of ten to the age of seventeen. Watch him as he learns what a pronoun is and why it doesn't bite.
Gary Splotter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz by Ger
08/07/2007Gary Splotter returns to Hogwarts for his third year. Unfortunately for Gary, the famed murderer, Layed Back, is after him this year. Faced with this fact and the Dementors roaming the school, the stupid child must survive dealing with Professor Drape (Spade!) and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Poopin. With a large new cast of characters and a far more dramatic storyline, it's GS like you've never seen it before.
Dear Lord! by Sativa Extract
01/26/2004Harry's been having dreams and they aren't dreams that any normal person would have. What happens when you mess up on a spell once and you can't help but mess it up again? Continuation of "Oh, Dear Christ!"
Rapulzive by shadowycat
04/13/2004This story is a twisted version of the fairytale Rapunzel. Argus Filch attempts to make some personal improvements to increase his attractiveness. Somehow things don't go according to plan... and the only one surprised by this is Filch.
Spearfishing by Byrdde
02/07/2004Spearfishing with Draco Malfoy? Every fangirl's dream...
The Question by Northumbrian
10/22/2013This is not simply a question; it is the question. What will the answers be? Ron and Harry are men on a mission.
Denial by Weaslysgurl
10/26/2005Hermione has several encounters with someone who seems to be sure that she has feelings for a certain redhead.
Harry Potter and a Date with the Devil by Jelly_Potter
02/15/2006It's Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts. He's battling evil, emotions, and....His friends(?). Voldemort has a new plan for power. Can Harry and his friends stop him or will Harry let his emotions get the better of him?
Laughter by Ginny_Marion
07/07/2005A day in the ordinary life of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Full of laughter, pranks, and James trying to impress Lily. Basically, the usual.
Curiousity by bookgodess15
06/08/2006Hermione Granger was not a gossiper- she was just curious. Which is why, when she heard a voice, it was in the name of curiosity that she stopping and listened. Pokes fun at slash.
Loony Revelations by Aiiimy
10/02/2009When you mix Truth or Dare and five (almost) seventeen year old boys, what do you get? Loony Revelations, of course!
Captain Winky and the Presidential Game by Slytherin Freaks
12/22/2004How can you summarize something so stupid, so pointless, so annoying and so moronic? Hmm... SPAM, I think. Spam. Yes, Spam. Lovely, lovely Spam. Not to be read by Bush supporters. A must for people who don't want to wait five chapters to get to the punchline!
Remus gets more than one birthday surprise. (Remus/Ron)
The Season of Goodwill by Lady Bracknell
01/31/2007Dumbledore had grown accustomed to hearing news of former pupils being captured and sent to Azkaban, but being Flooed and informed that his own brother had been arrested for performing improper charms on a goat was an entirely different matter.
The Cat Who Lived Like a Lord by GryffindorTower
06/06/2004On Twelfth Night, Professor Blaise Zabini, sitting quietly at home, receives an urgent call from a friend....
Fore! by Ari-Ana Zanne
01/26/2004Just a bit of fluffy fun with the trio, set after PoA. Ron gets angry with the ball, and hilarity ensues.
When Charlie Met Rita by Rita A. Black
04/24/2009Charlie Weasley and his mates have delivered the four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament. They're off to Hogsmeade for a little R&R when Charlie meets a very flirtatious Rita Skeeter.
The Great Humbug by SwissMiss
12/02/2010Harry is wondering where Dumbledore is ... Crookshanks may just know the answer. One-shot. Gen, Trio!fic.
Let's Go Flying! by Bryonia Alba
07/16/2007Hermione and Neville try to learn how to fly. Their first day isn't exactly a success.
Dissonance by Captain James
01/12/2006Draco has some "interesting information" for Snape, and it concerns Remus. Misunderstandings ensue.
Hubble, Bubble, Double Trouble by KarasAunty
12/04/2009After the fiasco at the Department Of Mysteries, Severus Snape gets two for the price of one during a run-in with Neville Longbottom... Humour, UK English, as canon as I can make it.
Occlumency by Crossbow
05/15/2005Snape's point of view on Harry's Occlumency lessons. I know it's been done before, but I swear it was an original idea when I first started it back in 2003! Drama with a little humour.
Mantolwen: Welcome to the Epically Bad Tale of Hagrid and Fang.``Fang: *barks*``Hagrid: Ow!``Fireboltflyer: You wouldn't believe how messy his hair is. Two-hundred and three. You'd better read this before I snap all the combs.``Fang: *cowers*``Hagrid: Don' worry, Fang, it's jus' my fandom.
The Hunt by Villainess
09/16/2009It was a subtle game he played, stealthily hunting down his prey, but he was good at it - that is until he came upon the lioness. On that fateful day, the tables would be turned. The conqueror would become the conquered; the hunter would become the prey.
Hermione's summer turns into a very long lesson when she agrees to teach Grawp for Hagrid. Grawp doesn't really understand much and Hermione is neglecting her work. Harry and Ron decide to come to the rescue, and that's when the real problems begin.
A Bottleful of Cunning by astravesty
04/15/2009When luck runs out on the loveless, the loveless drink Felix Felicis. Nobody ever told Pansy that the famed potion might have had a will of its own, though. BZ/PP oneshot.
The Cat Who Knew a Dragon by GryffindorTower
10/26/2004Professor Blaise Zabini and his cat Macavity find themselves in an alternative universe. There they encounter a mystery and some very pleasant people....
Interrupted by black_goose
04/10/2006She plotted and planned for months. She memorized his timetable. She watched him in lessons, and now, her plan was to be put in action. (Zacharias Smith/Daphne Greengrass)
Forever in Shadow by Aiiimy
12/31/2009Lily Luna Potter is fed up of living in the shadow of her older brothers... and cousins... and parents... and well, any other Weasley/Potter out there. With a little help from her friends, her crush and some blonde hair dye, will she finally prove herself? Look out world, here comes Lily!
Mischief Managed by Anastazia Silverwind
12/26/2005This is it folks, the Official (please note the capital O) History of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes! Not at all exaggerated and extremely boring! From the begining, well, not the end, since there isn't an end, awe bullocks, now I've messed the whole thing up...That's right, from the top folks!
Incurably Single by Mary Parker
11/28/2005I, Rita Skeeter, have become aware of the increasingly depressing epidemic at Hogwarts -- Incurable Singleness. And since I'm such a good person, and totally devoted to delivering YOU the truth everyday, I have decided to take up a little project.... The following are actual transcripts. All names have been removed for the protection of my job ... I mean, their identities.
The Golden Snitch by Professor Glitch ErrorWeaver
04/16/2005The last day of term was a bore, ``Except for the heads of the four-- ``Hogwarts houses, and those, ``That each head of house chose... ``Read on if you want to know more!
The Cat Who Looked Into A Crystal by GryffindorTower
09/13/2003Blaise Zabini, the Care of the Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts, suddenly inherits an estate. He goes to see it and finds that a valuable thing is stolen from his new house. Macavity, his cat, assists him in recovering the object and in finding the thief.
Potterella by Mephistophilis
12/24/2004Poor Harry Potter--his life is made so difficult by his wicked stepmothers and cruel, greedy stepbrothers, and the crude house-elf Kreacher. When an invitation to a ball arrives, Harry is so excited. But his wicked stepmothers squash his excitement. Luckily for Harry, he has a fairy godfather.
Christmas Cheer: Love, Luna by OliveOil_Med
09/11/2010One Christmas, Luna Lovegood gets the brilliant idea of spreading Christmas cheer to the people whom she considers to be the most miserable at Hogwarts. And, of course, Luna does not see any way this plan could go wrong.
Snitch by rainfromheaven
10/29/2007I always snatch the Snitch. I'm always a winner, golden and perfectly round and armed with wings, forever meant to fly, because I am