Two Americans and a Ferret

Two Americans and a Ferret. I hope you like cookies!
By: Dobby&Winky

Juliet: It all started about two seconds ago when our teacher, Mr. Dufus, assigned us a report on wizards and witches because Halloween was getting nearer.

Marissa: Wait; did we introduce ourselves?

Juliet: Oh yeah, hi our names our Marissa and Juliet.

Marissa: We will be the big voices (narrators) telling you the story.

Juliet: Well, we were in Mr. Dufus's classroom waiting for the bell to ring so that we could go to Marissa's house to start our project.

Marissa: But wait, there's one problem- wizards and witches were, like, totally in the past.

Juliet: Should we, like, have gone to the library?

Marissa: No way, there was like nothing in the library about the past!

Juliet: Whatever.

Marissa: Fifteen minutes later we arrived at my house.

Juliet: We were in front of Marissa's house about to enter the front door, when suddenly Albus Dumbledore apparated in front of us with the Time Turner.

Marissa: He said to us: "Come with me, American muggles, if you want to have some Oreo cookies and get an A+ on your report." So we did. Then we found ourselves in front of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Juliet: That evening we went into the Forbidde, which is forbidden if you wanted to know, and made a bonfire. Then, we made roasted marshmallows.

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Marissa: The next day we met Harry, Hermione, and Ron, which are the characters from Harry Potter, if you wanted to know, and got their autographs.

Juliet: When it was time for class, Hermione asked us to observe their class.

Marissa: During Transfiguration class, Professor Mcgonagall was asked to see, um what's that head professor's guy's name? Oh yeah, Professor Dumbledore in his office. While she was gone, Hermione brought some Oreo cookies in and started eating them and asked Harry, who sat next to her, if he wanted one.

Juliet: And then he nodded in a very excited way, while he drooled. All of a sudden, all the boys overheard what she asked Harry and were out of control.

Marissa: Hermione kept on walking backwards because the boys were coming closer and closer, until she hit the wall. So she gave everyone her room number and when they arrived gave them each a cookie and then snogged them, so they would leave her alone.

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Juliet: The next morning we went to Hermione's room and she was pissed at us because we were the ones that told her about the "cookie" story. All the boys found out about the "cookie" story too.

Marissa: This "cookie" story goes as follows: once there was this girl and she had a box of cookies. This boy came over her house and she asked if he wanted a cookie.

Juliet: He said yes and she put the cookie on her mouth so they ended up snogging as he ate the cookie. END.

Marissa: Well anyways, Hermione was so mad at us that she turned us into ferrets and put us in the box with Malfoy, the ferret, who was also a character in Harry Potter, if you didn't know. It turns out in our little purses we had crumbs of Oreo cookies and we started eating thegry and hadn't had any lunch.

Juliet: We felt bad that we eating in front of Malfoy since he seemed hungry.

Marissa: We asked if he wanted some Oreo cookies and he nodded at us in a very excited way, like all the boys did with Hermione, and he started snogging us.

Juliet: And let me tell you that Malfoy is a pretty good kisser as a ferret anyway she must be very good at kissing when he is a human.

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Marissa: Well, we finally made it home after begging Hermione to make us human again, and we wrote our report, and got an F.

Juliet: I wonder why, I mean, all that we said was true.

Marissa: About how when wizards and witches get mad they turn people into ferrets, and about how their favorite cookie is Oreo. But, whatever.

~THE END!~