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Weird and pointless little one-shot fic about Ginny's life crumbled into two trashy pieces of printing paper. A little funny, somewhat morbid, about the transformation from Innocent Curious Freckled Ginny - to - Bad Punk Ginny.

Long before Hermione wore buns, a little boy named Tommy Riddle lived in a rundown old orphanage. When Orion Jensen and his young apprentice Albus Dumbledore discover the boy's magical powers, complications lead to anger, and anger leads to another segment in the saga. The Phantom Vampire attacks!!

What would you do if you suddenly woke up in the middle of the Sorting Ceremony and discovered you were an American transfer student? The tale of our hapless heroine--trapped in a world she never made--continues with as many bad cliches as possible.

Inspired by WIKTT and my brother’s dark humor. Hermione receives a letter from Severus on Christmas Eve. It’s a HG/SS fic.

In which Hermione reflects over causes and their ability to hide behind certain effects.``(R/Hr)

The Sorcerer's Stone movie gets a makeover- along with some help from a really pervy Snape, Gryffindor bashing, and more references to obscure 80's cult movies than you can shake a bowtruckle at!

Harry and Hermione are getting married. See what Hermione, Ron, Malfoy, and even Loony Luna think about it!

Christian's life turns up sidedown when her parents' divorce and she moves with her mother to a boring home on Privet Drive. To make matters worse, Christian must now deal with her mum's new lover. He is handsome, polite, and did I mention a wizard and a werewolf?

Sirius Black never knew that baby-sitting little Harry could be so dangerous, so deadly, so--mortifying. For him, at least. After all, his Animagus was supposed to be a frightening dog, not a cute, cuddly teddy bear.

When Hermione stumbles into a crisis and disappears, Harry goes on a quest to find his girl and bring her back. And all he has on his side is a deranged Frenchwoman, a tattered copy of a book that no-one should want to read, and the knowledge that night-time is the best time to wash your hair.

Even our favourite bunch of Slytherins were adolescents once. Now we get to laugh at the expense of Draco, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, and all the others! Rated for language and crude humour.

Hagrid needs to die an exceedingly painful death. Here's my suggestion.

Third Year promises to bring about many changes for Sirius Black and James Potter – some making more sense than others.

The seventh-years have been studying the complex spell to begin their years as Animagi. Finally, after all their hard work, the students find out which animal they are as Animagi. Professor McGonagall and 'Mad-Eye' Moody supervise while some unexpected transformations take place.

Ginny and Malfoy have a confrontation in her 5th year. What happens at the end leaves one of them shocked.

This is basically Harry Potter meets the Fast Show. To those who have never seen the Fast Show it will make no sense, but it's good for a cheap laugh whether you're a fan or not.

Fourteen-year-old Paige, just tranferred from Spain to Hogwarts. She is running from her past, but will it catch up to her? the results could be deadly if she can't keep ahead of the chase. Slight mystery and some humor.

Harry's feet continued to carry him towards Snape's office, while his mind was battered relentlessly by comments such as, "I'm sure kissing Snape would be wonderful, even if he doesn't brush his teeth," and "You know what they say about men with big noses."

This is the diary of Pansy Parkinson, and her sixth year. What will she do when her beloved Draco goes out with girl!Blaise Zabini? She needs to get Draco back... but when she finally does get him back, after chocolates, a makeover, excessive shopping, and an image consultant, does she really want him? Pansy has to decide, the changed Pansy must decide between an unlikely new love interest, and the one who she's been pining for years after. Not what you may think!

The only fic of its kind! Bruiser, Basher, Rat, and Paix are the Quidditch balls of Hogwarts. Join them in their crate and in a game to see how they really operate!

Willow is a respectful senior member of society. He has a romantic streak as wide as a mile and he is determined to help all the people in love near him.

What happens when Cornelius Fudge visits Margaret Thatcher to tell her about the magical community? How does she react? Find out in this little fic about the day that the female Prime Minister meets the Minister of Magic.

Sirius goes to see his first –and last- concert with the Hobgoblin’s. An argument takes place, with a disastrous result for poor Stubby Boardman.

It's Christmastime again at the Weasley residence and everyone has come to join in on the holiday fun! Hermione, a drunken Harry, Trevor the toad, and... Draco Malfoy? This is sure to be a Christmas holiday no one will forget.

Your name is Argus Filch. You'd do anything to be a wizard. Even fall in love with the moat monster.

Contrary to popular belief, Katie Bell's crush is not on Oliver Wood.

A short conversation between Ron and Harry about the latter's relationship with Snape.

Draco has a problem in the, uh, bathroom. How will he solve his predicament? And how does Hermione fit in the picture?

The war is over, and those who made it through are moving on -- one way or the other. Poor Lucius Malfoy is in for a nasty surprise...

Dobby's needs aren't being fufilled at Hogwarts, so he goes to Hagrid in a last ditch attempt. Warning: This contains blatant slash! Half of the people who read this were squicked, the other half loved it. Just remember that it's humor - and read on at your own risk. *winks*``This fic contains adult situations that may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised.

Ginny turns fifteen and can get whatever she wants. She wants Hermione.

VOLDEMORT! The Musical: The breathtaking story of the young, sinister Tom Riddle and his ascent to power as You-Know-Who! ``Rita Skeeter's defamation of the show only covered one page! ``Ludo Bagman BETS it will run on Diagon Alley for years to come! ``Includes the hit songs "Defying Mortality," "Suddenly, Slughorn," and "Boy Who Lived"!

It's the Hallowe'en of Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's third-year at Hogwarts. Old magic stirs, the castle comes alive and Uric meets a lady with a certain fondness for badgers.

They handed Hermione an envelope and she reached her hand in and pulled out photos. She burst out laughing and everyone crowded around her to see what was so funny. It was photos of Ron as a nude little baby. One was of him shaking his little baby butt, another was his mother trying to force him into a diaper and him squalling. Ron blushed into the roots of his hair and Hermione, not wanting to embarrass her fiancé, put them away

Insanity breaks out in Hogwarts following the Weasley twins' departure from Umbridge's regime, and Blaise Zabini reflects on the role his House has to play in the school's new atmosphere.

Add together one ladies' man, one Quidditch player, one extremely caring individual and one soon to be traitor. Mix them together with one imaginative idiot, one fiery red head, one scarily intelligent Ravenclaw and one blonde artist. Make sure to stir counterclockwise until trouble occurs and you are dealing with one of the best loved 'gangs' in Hogwarts' History. In Things Aren't Always Black and White we follow the story of four boys, the marauders, and four equally troublesome girls. We see them deal with their first encounters of love, sorrow, heartache and Death Eaters. How will these eight soon to be order members cope with the ordeals that life throws at them?

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Harry never knew that anybody, even (Loony) Luna Lovegood, could actually make oranges the highlight of his day...

The world is ending. The world was spinning. Everything was black. Mindless, weightless, sugarspun fluff. Harry/Luna with mentions of Blaise/Hermione and Ron in lacy stockings.

Draco seeks comfort and finds it in the most unlikely of places...Fluffy ficlet set at Hogwarts in Christmas time. D/G alert!

How did Lily and James become a couple? Well..with the help of their friends, of course. And during a Halloween masquerade ball, the pre-destined couple finds out what everyone else already seemed to know...they were meant for one another...

Eleven-year-old Lily Evans has an argument with her sister, Petunia, about whether magic exists.

It's disgusting, shameful, improper, and indecent... 'Tis a terrible thing to be uxorious!

Harry turns thirty today. A party is being held for him at the Burrow, but he's dreading it. Why?

It is year six at Hogwarts. Sirius's death still weighs heavily on Harry's heart. Dumbledore has enlisted help from the American Order of the Dragon, a group which used Muggle science and magic to destroy the dark wizard Asmodeus. One will be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher while the other member will be the one who defeated Asmodeus. He is a student Harry's age who also happens to be half dragon.

Sequel to 'The Final Goodbye'. Songfic to 'Crashed the Wedding' by Busted. Draco's getting married and Harry doesn't like it. The bride? Padma. Lucius' pimp cane? Irreplacable.

While visiting Japan, the trio ends up going through the Bone Eaters Well and find themselves in Feudal Japan, where they meet six traveling companions. The trio joins the group and they find lost hope, discover new friendships (not really), and try to find a way home. HP/IY Crossover.

James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, and Snape (yes, Snape) decided after watching a MPFC marathon at Lily's house to write their own episode of the tv show. This is that script.

It's fifth year! Time for a little career counseling from our favorite Potions Professor....

McGonagall started and dropped her glasses. "Mr Black!" she exclaimed.

Memories are what keeps a person alive. And memories can become dreams. But what if dreams become nightmares? An encounter with Godric takes a toll on Salazar as he realizes this, which turns out to be the most painful experience of his life. Godric/Salazar. SLASH

Harry returns to the Burrow after an extended period of self-exile following the final battle. Ginny reacts unpredictably.

A short fluffy fic that takes place between the dramatic stories, acting as a rest stop before the end of Voldemort draws near. Harry wants to attend a Christmas party with Luna, and ditch their chaperone Snape. Luna decides that even the old Grinch deserves a little holiday cheer.

A play performed for the guests at the Malfoy Manor on New Years Eve, 1996.

Sequel to Voldie's Tea Party. After Voldie gets Harry hooked on tea paries, he, Ron, and Hermione begin to have tea meetings. But then, their guests disappear. Were they kidnapped? Did they run away? NO! You'll just have to see what did happen for yourself exactly what happened.

Lucius gets a very unexpected visitor at the Manor.

This is a one-shot I wrote for one of my best friends. It's quite good, if I do say so myself. This certainly is one of my better stories. It's a story about Harry and Ron. There's a romance thingy and a lot of funny thingies. :P

Lucius Malfoy is brought before a court to face charges of being a Death Eater. He also does everything in his power to convince them he is insane and unfit to stand trial. Told completely by the judge.

What's a wizard to do if he needs to break into a Muggle high-security area without leaving a trace? Why, call in expert help, of course! Advice and assistance are especially vital when the security measures to be evaded are in the Tower of London, and the target is the Crown Jewels. Unfortunately, when Mundungus Fletcher is the expert in question, there's no guarantee things will go smoothly ... [Written for the

Successful young entrepreneurs Fred and George Weasley -- whose products sometimes seem almost magical! -- are interviewed by the 'Sunday Times Magazine'.

Penny writes a letter to her beloved boyfriend during the vacations...

Antidote to denial fics! An author sleeps and a character cruelly done away with comes to exact his retribution.

Harry has at last defeated Voldemort, and the wizarding world rejoices – that is, almost all of them. Professor Flitwick finds love in an unusual place, and Fawkes the phoenix makes a new friend. Featuring an amazing bit of vocal work by Lucius Malfoy. A parody of the musical "Oklahoma!"

How did Lockhart become a teacher in Hogwarts? It was by accident really....

A little snippet from the life of Ron, Hermione, Hugo, and Rose. Rose gets ahold of Daddy's wand one day while the family was playing in the snow.

Ron talks Harry into sneaking out of Hogwarts to go to Hecate's Wizarding Nightclub to see the Weird Sisters. Ginny goes with them and much craziness ensues once they arrive in Hogsmeade. Snape in leather pants... Malfoy and his tag-alongs... And some unexpected behavior when too much Firewhiskey is consumed.

Luna is desperate, and needs the help of her best friend. Who knew that the youngest Weasley could carry a tune, anyway?

By the Moonlight is a story about Lily's desicion to keep her friends close, or listen to her heart. Jade, Lily's friend, happens to be going out with Remus while Lily falls for him. The marauders have been planning secrets and Lily has to be in the middle of all the chaos.

Severus Snape is dead... or is he? Riva Lupin, Remus Lupin's niece--and a good friend of the late professor--doesn't believe so. During the summer, Harry and she--along with her pet turtle Remington--will conduct an investigation that will lead them to a shocking conclusion.

"Valentine's Day. Whoever thought to enslave the human race with frilly hearts and oversweet candy was sick. Brilliant, yes. But nonetheless, sick." A story of love, devotion, and random mentions of chicken.

There's something strange about Lavender's pet rabbit Binky... (American version)

Voldemort has been defeated and a new Purple Lord has taken over. Can Harry and his Muggle-born resistance defeat him? Course not.

What does Harry like about staying at the Dursleys'? (I challenged myself to write a piece that meets the requirements of Icarus's essay "How to Write Harry Potter Magic.")

Femmslash. Fleur/Ginny. Ginny and Fleur meet at a bar and drink as they talk about the uselessness of the male half of the population. Then, they head back to Fleur's place...

Ron Weasley doesn't get this. This is Harry Potter territory. Hermione Granger territory.

Will Lowby embarks upon his fifth year at Hogwarts, discovering something he just might like more than Quidditch. Backstory for the "Interwoven" universe.

This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts... but nothing goes the way she expects.

My first one-shot fic. It's from a challenge on FictionAlleyPark. Post-Hogwarts. DM/GW. They have been dating for over a year, what goes on when Ginny is asked to go to Hogwarts to fill in for Pomfrey?

Something funny is going on at Hogwarts this year, what with that crazy contest, and everyone maturing. People have started to notice each other in a different light, and then there are those who already have.

Revenge is sweet, and it is exactly what this one-shot is all about. Sequel to "This is What a Story Looks Like When You're Drunk." The girls write a little story of their own.

"Just because he was dead before then..." Ravenclaws get the best of both worlds: not-so-magic markers, Draco Malfoy's green (no, peridot!) cushion, SoPro-ElWel, Montague obsession, music overload, and Snape's horrible pronounciation.

"...Under different circumstances, let’s say if Ron didn’t think he was about to die, he would have appreciated the house. It was huge! The whole Burrow could have easily fit in the entrance way. Ron was dragged into what looked like a torture room. There is where he was strung up..."``To see what happens to Ron, read on! Also, there is an implied Draco/Ginny at the end.

Ginny Weasley and her brothers have a hectic life both at Hogwarts and outside in the wizarding world. Six vignettes follow Ginny's growth from the baby of the family to a maturing young woman and the way she interacts with her older brothers along the way.

Poetry is not exactly the type of subject you'd expect to find Hogwarts--until Herbology is demolished and the school is in need of a substitute. Enter Avisa Fawcett, a crazy young witch with a mind of her own. Although she's not exactly what the students want, she is exactly what they need. AU

Sirius has managed to get himself and his friends locked in an unused linen closet by an irate house-elf. His friends aren't very happy with him. Featuring old potions homework, pink armadillos, and carrots.

Fred has Never Been Kissed, and he wants to punch Ron. The two are related, really. Warnings: Slash, incest, juvenile humor.

Lavender spills the beans about the quidditch party that hooked up her and Ron Weasley to Dennis Creevey, but will this little hole in the dyke expand into a massive waterfall of shame???

The Familiars Council at Hogwarts convenes to discipline Mrs. Norris for her untimely prank...

A horrible rumour has been spreading through the Wizarding community that Draco Malfoy is predictable! In order to suppress this vicious lie, Draco devises a not so clever scheme to prove the world wrong. But to his chagrin everyone else is acting strangely out of character. Just what on earth is going on in Hogwarts?

“Hmm…” the hat started, “yes, I think I know exactly where you’ll go…”

Pansy is on the roof of the Astronomy Tower- Ron finds out why.

Father—``All of Hogwarts has gone crazy, and you need to come here and put it all to rights. Please hurry.``Your son,``Draco``P.S. This is all Potter’s fault.

"Dennis Creevey's first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was an eventful one." Brave Dennis decides to meet the creature that saved his life.

Next set of Snowballs! This one includes more on those snakes, Ron's still a candy cane, and more amusement and giggles...

Draco is forced into hiding. Rule number one of hiding: hide where the enemy would least expect to find you. And where's the least expected place for Draco to hide? In Harry and Hermione's home - in Muggle London!

"There it was, lying on the table, just waiting to be picked up. Draco had done it before and a couple more times after that. The knife was just shimmering with the sunlight just touching it so making it look like a priceless piece of jewel glimmering..." What is Draco going to do with the knife?

Neville wants a girlfriend, but he has - or thinks he has - a small problem. A lucky find offers him the solution. Unfortunately, he's never been really *good* at Potions...

Seven-year-old Charlie Potter is visiting the Malfoy residence for the weekend. Xavier Malfoy, an exact copy of his father, tells her some things about the birds and the bees, or what he knows about it. In defense of her mother, Charlie takes an admirable stand. Written for those who wanted to know what Xavier Malfoy really told Charlie. A prelude to How to End a Boring Day.

Hermione and Ron are living together, but their relationship is a little shaky. What will happen when the charming, intelligent (male!) Blaise Zabini takes an interest in Hermione?