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The Problem With Cupboards by opalish
05/15/2005
PG-13 The Dark Arts Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter Drama Angst Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.

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Harry Potter and the Attack of UST by opalish
05/11/2005
PG Riddikulus Harry Potter Severus Snape Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Harry's feet continued to carry him towards Snape's office, while his mind was battered relentlessly by comments such as, "I'm sure kissing Snape would be wonderful, even if he doesn't brush his teeth," and "You know what they say about men with big noses."

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Mary Sue and the Hogwarts Express by opalish
05/11/2005
PG Riddikulus Harry Potter Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts... but nothing goes the way she expects.

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