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Hogwarts is not the same after two American girls join in on the fun!! Follow the adventures of the Gryffindor Gang through the pages and entries of Kari and Arwen's Diaries!!

Crystal Waterford is as perfect as her name implies. When she goes to Hogwarts in Harry's seventh year, everyone in the school is enchanted by her. Everyone, that is, except Ron and Hermione. As the situation gets more and more out of hand, the two begin to plot Crystal's downfall. Problem is, none of their plans seem to work. And when they find out that Dumbledore knows exactly what's going on and is doing nothing to stop it, they just about give up. But then the perfect opportunity is presented to them, and even Dumbledore helps prepare the operation. Knowing that this is their last opportunity, Ron and Hermione are determined not to let this plan fail.

Dennis is missing. Colin is distraught. S-P-E-W is pointless. Quests are fun.

Harry has a bit of a staring problem. One day in detention, a certain person notices. SLASH H/D

It's the Late Show with your host, Harry Potter! Madness ensues on the first ever talk show featuring our favorite scar-head... with such guests as Blippy the Basilisk and Mary-Sue. Along with many other surprise guests!

Some animals just don't make good pets... A tale of friendship, choice, and many, many familiars.

How could Cedric be Champion if all Hufflepuffs are so mediocre? Why don't the Ministry just assume all Slytherins are Death Eaters? What's with Percy? These and other questions answered here.

The Sorting Hat, after much thought, decided to quit singing.

Sequel to Inner Musings. You are a student of Hogwarts. How does it feel? Step inside... This episode: a certain someone you've had your eye on, and how time plays tricks on you.

During a crazy holiday party, Harry gets a letter from a secret admirer.``This silly fic was written in response to Ginnysdarkside's Christmas ``Challenge on her Live Journal. When I rolled my pairing, I almost ``refused to write it!

Short, stupid fic in response to a "Sickeningly Impossible Challenge" from K-Trina Puffinstuf. A Death Eater dinner gone a bit wrong - Enjoy!

Voldemort is in the Chamber of Secrets waiting for Wormtail to return with the potion that will allow him attack Hogwarts from the inside. There was only one problem with this plan. Wormtail delivers the wrong potion to Voldemort--a love potion.

My response to LemonFresh's Username Challenge, wherein one must write a fic around their FAP username. In case you missed it, my username is Hooligan.

Harry's life as it should have been - in other words, what he missed out on by losing a mother and a father.

When Hermione first married Ron after the war, she hadn't expected their relationship to wither and die. But it did. And so, in desperate want of some spice, Hermione signed her and Ron up for Tango Dancing lessons. The results were not what she expected.

The weirdest fic you've ever read. Written by alternating words between insane authors. Includes a burned-down school, a squashed rat, and Brad Pitt.

An evil more dangerous than Lord Voldemort has risen to power and only Harry Potter can save Hogwarts from it.

Since his wife Penelope's death, Percy has lived in an echoing mansion with only his daughter and the butler for company. The arrival of a governess changes everything. Percy/ Ginny, Percy/ OFC.

A world of Weasleys to choose from and all of them diverse.``Why choose just one when I could have the lot and say it all in verse.

Hermione gets a book for christmas from Harry and a truly wonderful gift from Ron. But when she finds out what the book contains she can't believe it.

A meant-to-be-humorous spoof, basically. Contains hints of R/Hr.

God, she loved him when he was being dense. Draco/Ginny

A troll has Flitwick's wand and Professor Binns offered to help get it back. But what happens if Binns fall asleep? Will Flitwick become the first wizard pie?

It was a normal day in Hogsmeade. The students were walking peacefully, the birds were singing, some Gryffindors were getting drunk, and the Slytherins were up to no good. What can possibly go wrong?!

James Potter struggles to learn that marriage means compromise. When you don't, there are consequences.

Harry saves Ginny from a dangerous and life-threatening Herbology detention.... All right, maybe not so dangerous and life-threatening as... vaguely scary and somewhat unsafe. But still. Almost-nearly-certain peril. At least.

What is a chicken doing near the subtle science and exact art that is potion making? Why is Luna sitting at the Gryffindor table--why does she wish to be a farm animal? For what possible reason am I running for my life?``Sadly, the world may never know.

To return, after the war, the scars and all the loss, is to remember. A few of our favorites subconsciously meet in the courtyard, post-war, and reflect, reminisce, and sing Kenny Chesney.

Harry just seems to have this horrible problem with getting into other people's pensieves, doesn't he? At least this time, he didn't really have a choice. Inside Prof. Snape's pensieve, he finds that Snape once found true love. The only problem: the girl he loved was a self-serving idiot. How does Snape get out of this situation? It's not the most wonderful way.

Hogwarts' Defense professor is out and Dumbledore needs a stand-in for a few days. The only problem is that the one person willing to do it is Sirius Black.

SPLAT! Dungbombs were meant to be thrown off buildings, right? Fred and George certainly think so. Hermione disagrees, and Ron just seems to find it all rather funny.

Gary Splotter returns to Hogwarts and yet again messes up something with his stupidity.

"None of her five oldest brothers posed any problems when it became obvious she was a girl... Ron was the one who always brought conflict and strife when it came to her roles as a girl and a sister." Ginny Weasley reflects on the trials of being a best friend and sister.

A Holiday-Fic. It was a lovely day at the snow-filled park...

This is the story of the journey of young Albus Dumbledore and his school friends to India after their last year at Hogwarts. There they find great perils, wonders and a baby squid...

This story is about Harry at Hogwarts and his experiences at Hogwarts in his seventh year. You may be disturbed in some parts. You have been warned. Written pre-OotP.

Severus Snape, Death Eaters, and seven small children. Who will survive until the end of the day?

"Voldy had a plan, a very GOOD plan, make all the boy plans. . . wait. . . " What you are about to read is how our favourite headmaster REALLY died. . . and the really odd, disturbing story Jo didn't want you to know.

Draco Malfoy learns that some mornings, he should just stay in bed. [Draco/Ginny]

Hermione takes Ron on a small caving trip, when something happens to Ron. Will Hermione figure out what it is and how to correct it?

Harry Potter turns seventeen, and to his big surprise, the Dursleys actually remembered! And there's more: they are celebrating it too! But there's something Harry doesn't know; there's a plot, inside his birthday cake.... Will Harry survive his seventeenth birthday?

Definitely an AU story, and a one-shot.``What do you get when you throw Tony the Tiger™, Scooby-doo and the Gang, and Smeagol into a room with The-Boy-Who-Lived? Why, you get The Audition, of course! Read to find out what zany things can happen to our favorite hero, at an audition you will never forget!

Find out what happens when you mix one dark-haired Slytherin poet, a reluctant James Potter and a bored Sirius Black left too long to his own devices.

Sirius Black comes back to his flat to look for a forgotten object and witnesses the most traumatic event in his life: Lily Evans' bridal shower! Oh, did I mention that he witnesses it from inside the wardrobe?

It's 1976. Sirius Black has fallen in love with the perfect girl. She has an odd attachment to scarves—and she's got a really long name. A Mary-Sue parody fic. Gag-bags ahoy!

It's time for careers advice, this very important event in the life of every 5th year student, and with Sirius Black it is going to be anything but ordinary. The day will be a long one for Professor McGonagall.

Hogwarts is in for a great surprise....

What was Ron Weasley thinking during and after the chess match in SS?

A whirlwind tour through America for Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. What happens when all four become famous...in the Muggle world?

The Weasley family enjoys a singular sort of Christmas. With Fred and George planning something, their father particularly amused by Christmas trees, and odd family traditions, Christmas-time at the Burrow is unlike any celebration you have ever known.

Someone gets an eyeful, and lives to tell the backstory behind this line from Mystery Stories: Neville? He\'d never be quite so bold, would he? And anyway, there were rumours floating around about him and Zacharias Smith and a particularly scandalous episode in Greenhouse Three.

The story of the first Harry Potter book/movie, written in rhyme.

Harry's POV on the day that he married Hermione.

On either side the great lake lie``Long lawn of grass so green and bright,``That clothe the soil and meet the sky;``And thro’ the lawn the drive runs by``To many-tower’d Hogwarts;``And up and down the students go,``Gazing where the waters flow``Round an island there below,``The island of Shalorts.

Professor Snape is Hogwarts' (somewhat unwilling!) Agony Aunt. Sympathy is not his strong point...

How did Oliver get his obsession with Quidditch? How did he become the captain that worked his team to victory?

A crazy story about a muggleborn and her obsession with Sirius. Sirius-ness ahead!

Harry is going off to save the world, as per norm. Only this time... he might not come back. So his friends take it upon themselves to write him letters of good luck, etc. Oh, dear. He really doesn't have very eloquent friends, does he?

It's the Halloween Boogie, a dance only seventh-years are allowed to attend. So what happens when you throw the Marauders in there?

Ron had never heard of a condom before, and Hermione swore up and down he needed at least one if wanted to get laid. And Ron definitely wanted that. Harry helps him out a bit.

Harry and the Dursleys are on vacation in New York City when Harry meets the girl of his dreams. When he tries to talk to her, he is ridiculed. Unfortunately, Dudley sees him, resulting in a fight and more *sigh* maid duties for Harry.

With a few drinks, some yodle-ing, the Hogwarts faculty and some chocolate cake, what can possibly go wrong?

Warning: AU. Professors Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall take a vacation to the beautiful island of Hawaii at the expense of an unwitting Ministry of Magic. Features a drunk, a pansy, and a mediator. Chaos ensues!

Cornelius Fudge--Minister of Magic, great wizard--and lover of jello. Until, that is, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy turn his love for this delicious Muggle dessert into a trip to the Ministry he'll never forget.

Written for V.M. Bell's Song Title challenge. Ron recounts the time Malfoy called him a monkey in his fifth year and the repercussions it caused for Malfoy.

A series of challenges.... Colin Creevey records the events of oddities occuring around the castle at Hogwarts.

Pigwidgeon was never a smart owl. But he was adamant about working for the Wizarding Post nonetheless.

Ron brings his fiancee to meet Harry and Hermione. Harry knew it was love at first sight. But when Isabelle loves Harry back, how is Isabelle going to get out of marrying Ron?

After settling into her new life, Hermione is surprised by fugitive Draco Malfoy.

"It’s a tractor," Harry said matter of factly as they drew closer. "If this is the idea then why don’t we just chew some corn and run after Voldemort saying 'Oh-arrr.'" In which Harry, Ron and Dumbledore are thrown into a field. Randomness ensues.

Cedric Diggory made a bet. A very stupid bet. And now, in order to save himself the humiliation of arriving at the End-of-Year feast naked, he’s got two months to seduce the girl known as the Ice Serpent. But Lexxie Wyse isn’t willing to come along quietly, and even the charming Mr. Diggory will be lucky to walk away from this one intact. Sabotaged Herbology projects, girl fights, a jealous Cho Chang, one exceptionally lewd Hufflepuff Chaser, and snark abound.

Post-HBP AU. Dumbledore is dead. Draco thinks that things can't get any worse. He's wrong.

Hannah Grace Abbott drones on about her dull, dull life. Maybe she's just too blind to see that she's needed in the Hufflepuff house.

Will Harry heed Winky's cryptic warning? Will his journey from Platform 8 and 13/16 be a safe one? What alcohol-powered device has Ginny shoplifted from the Azkaban Gift Shop? Does Draco Malfoy really have the post owl's eyes? Will an epic battle with the lunch trolley witch end in triumph? Is The Sorting Hat's new live album scorching Billboard magazine's charts? Which political party does the Giant Squid favor? Has Hedwig chosen a lifestyle of wanton sexual abandon? Have Harry's summer drug sales been lucrative? I answer these burning questions and so many more inside!

Harry and other Hogwarts students go clubbing! No, really. Featuring dancing, music, drag acts, teeny tiny slash hints, a fair bit of snogging and a bar brawl.

'[Professor Lockhart] read passages from his books to them, and sometimes re-enacted some of the more dramatic parts. He usually picked Harry to help him with these reconstructions; so far, Harry had been forced to play a simple Transyvanian villager whom Lockhart had cured of a Babbling Curse...'

Harry loses an argument. And maybe his masculinity?

In which Luna Lovegood rhapsodizes on storybook lovers, radishes, and Harry Potter.

Snape hides out on Craggy Island. Father Ted crossover.

Have you ever thought what happened that evening we lost Padfoot? Have you ever thought how the Ministry's Phone Booth works?

Aiden Wang's past is blank, present is normal and future is blurry. She is stuck living alone and unable to move forward. She loves it, though. So when she is told her life is in danger, Aiden is more than willing to go into denial. She is coaxed into going to a mysterious Hagworts... or is it Hogwarts? What will Aiden find out about herself when she befriends the heroes and the villains?

Quidditch, girlfriends, meddling inexpertly with the Dark Arts – Lucius Malfoy seems to get stranger by the day. Sixth-year Severus Snape is confronted not only with the changing nature of his social circle, but also with choosing sides.

A serious, sober discussion on the Goblin Revolutions rapidly dissolves into childish name-calling.

The Great Plan has been hatched! Follow the Dark Lord and his comrades through the execution of it! Lots of garden flamingos, braces, and including an exclusive commentary from Fred and George! Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry(ish).

Dean Thomas, as the unofficial leader of the Hogwarts boys, has to help them in the whole "girls-are-too-smart-help-us-we'll-leave-school-as-virgins" issue. Meetings where things go very wrong, Dean and his assistants quest for female attention, hilarious situations, suspicious Slytherins, and a very unexpected ending.

Hogwarts, seventh year. A sequence of vignettes around Ron's inability to ask a girl to the Graduation Ball. Among those helping out is Luna, who, as always, has an unorthodox way of giving a hand. Will Ron get the girl with Luna's help?

Has Trelawney made a REAL prediction? Non-OOTP compatible.

This is the story of Neville's grandmother's new hat!

Remus is passive aggressive. Minerva is irate. No smut whatsoever ensues, but some books are shelved.

Ron and Hermione have nothing else better to do, so what do they do? They have innocent quarrels!

Ron Weasley eats a Chocolate Frog, feels rejuvenated, helps Harry move, becomes a member of "Weird Sisters," writes a song called "I Wanna Be Sinister"; the adoring public misinterprets the lyrics, and then Ron gets made the Minister of Magic. Based on the Snickers commercial. All the Yanks know what I'm talking about.

What if the Whomping Willow could talk? What has it seen? What has it ( intentionally or not) done? What has it had done to it? A poor, mistreated national artifact tells its tale.

What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.

It's the GoF movie's turn to be made fun of, with Harry wondering why Moody's a pirate, what exactly Dumbledore's on, and where all these crazy Twilight fans are coming from!

I put it to you - if Draco and Hermione were destined one day to become lovers, their attraction to each other must have had a start somewhere, and this story tells that tale. You will learn how when they were only stubborn ikle first years, Draco and Hermione formed the beginnings of an understanding. Now mind – there is no hand holding or even any words spoken between the two in this tale but you will observe how Hermione’s curiosity crosses paths with Draco’s closely guarded “talent” and how both of them are somehow linked through a small fuzzy, foul-mouthed magical animal. Yes, I know – I didn’t see that coming either.

Ron bakes a cake for Kingsley and Tonks, and everyone gets their just desserts. Featuring twin banter and a surprise twist.

What ever did the neighbors think when Harry was so infamously rescued by the Ford Anglia? One-shot.

During Harry's and Draco's seventh year at Hogwarts, things have changed. Harry is taking charge, Draco is just a big crybaby, Ron is unhelpfully sarcastic, and Hermione is just plain fed up!

It is a sleepy afternoon, so what is a Dark Lord to do? Binns to the rescue.

James and Sirius have been working really hard in the classes all day long, and they're so thirsty. It just so happens that James has some "butterbeer" in his bag. Will McGonagall give them a drink break?