What Could Possibly Go Wrong?!

It was a fine day for a stroll outdoors. An even better day for snogging on the way to Hogsmeade. Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny were on their way the village, ignoring their feelings as usual. If they weren't ignoring their feelings, Ginny and Harry would've been outsnogged by Ron and Hermione, and they would've been quite a view for the Slytherins approaching them.

The four reached the outskirts of Hogsmeade and realized they were missing a plan and they were seriously dehydrated. The logical step was to quench their thirst in a place where they could also cook up a plan, so they went to a trendy pub called the Three Broomsticks.

They each drank a cocktail, then another, until they couldn't even tell they were shouting their plan in front of three flabbergasted Slytherins. Their flabbergasted condition didn't stop them from figuring out a counter plan to cause the Gryffindors trouble.

The plans were quite good thought, surprisingly enough since a Gryff's plan is usually "Everybody on the count of three!" The Gryffs were going to go to a certain haunted house on the other side of the village, "The Shrieking Shack". The Slytherins were going to close them in there and laugh, hearing their cries for help. Typical Slytherin and Gryffindor plans.

Of course, by the time the Gryffs cooked up their plan, the Slytherins were as drunk as them. After every drop of alcohol in the trendy pub had been consumed, the Gryffs left, shortly followed by the drunken Slytherins.

They reached the backyard of the Shack and saw a muggle girl with a laptop, surfing the net, her back against the door. They approached her, in an attempt to enter the Shack. She started yelling, dropped the laptop and ran off. It must be obvious to the reader that four sixteen-year olds, drunk and wearing what looked like robes, was not what she expected to see on a deserted field. The Gryffs were too drunk to realise this, so they shrugged, took the laptop and went inside the building. They didn't even hear the door locking behind them, or the Slytherins laughing on the other side of it.

They sat down on a couch, opened the laptop and allowed the muggle-raised Harry and muggle-born Hermione to go online. Hermione read a small book, allowing the others to sleep and develop a hangover. She had already done a Sobrietus charm on herself, but indulged into watching the others complain of terrible headaches and nausea. Her Slytherin part was all warm inside.

Harry realised that Hermione only knew nerdy book sites, so he opened a search engine and typed his name. He was amazed to see that there were ten million results on his rather common name. He opened a fanfiction site called Schnoogle. He clicked on the first fic he saw and read out loud.

The fic was about his life and left him dumbfounded. He soon found out that he was a book character. He was thought to be in love with Hermione, Ginny, Draco and even Snape. His hangover nausea took over and he spilled his lunch and his cocktails in a corner of the room, while Ron read a story about himself and Hermione. He, too, lost his lunch when he read a story that said he was in love with his little sister. Hermione lost hers when she read a story about her immortal love for none other than Draco Malfoy. Ginny was lucky: the laptop's battery was empty when it was her turn to read. She got to keep her lunch for the moment, but then Ron explained why he had lost his and she lurched in the last remaining clean corner.

It was now that the Gryffs realised they were locked in the Shack. If this wasn't bad enough, Hermione realised it was a full moon, so the local werewolf population was going to take a lycanthrope form right next to them. It was a life-or-death situation that called for desperate measures. Hermione took her hand-made Time Turner (a gift from Harry), put the thin gold chain around their necks, almost choking them in the process, and went back five hours.

They ran out of the Shack, not looking back, not stopping to retrieve the shoes they had lost in their crazy run. They bumped into a tree, which is not so unbelievable considering that they had not yet removed the chain and they were consequently tied together. They reached Hogwarts, went inside, ran up the stairs to the Gryffindor Tower, and crashed onto the couch.

As they detangled themselves, Hermione remembered that the boys had said something about their Divination class. She hastily took the parchments from the table, found the ones from Divination, and read them out loud. They were amazingly accurate, claming that the students would find out strange things about themselves, put each other in life-threatening situations and escape using illegal items.

Normally, the Gryffs would've gasped and said something stupid, but all the gasping and all the stupidity had been spent for the day. They just looked at each other with bored expressions, asked themselves if this was a divine punishment for getting drunk, said goodnight and went to bed. It was only one in the afternoon.

Another fine day in Hogsmeade for the good students of Hogwarts.

Meanwhile, back in Hogsmeade, three Slytherins found a certain laptop in the middle of the Shack's backyard. They opened it and...