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Draco Malfoy discovers the wonders of glam rock and David Bowie. In the midst, romance blossoms. Slash.

When Tom Riddle, the adopted son of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, ``has had his *manliness* questioned by Ron Weasley, the Slytherin heir decides ``to prove his worth by casting one of the most powerful spells ever. Only *after* casting the spell did he realise that he doesn't know what it does. Of course it *has* to be a binding charm and of course it *has* to bind him to Harry Potter. AU slash Tom/Harry and Sirius/Remus

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Harry Potter "was not a normal boy. Not that he was abnormal or anything, like some kind of loony, if you get my point." This begins a rollicking journey of intrigue, romance, suspense, and gratuitous violence. Actually, this is a parody of Harry and his pals that I hope somebody enjoys. In this story, you'll find: Clueless:Harry, Bumpkin:Ron, Annoyed:Hermione, and more. There's a shakeup at Hogwarts in Year 6, with Lupin back on board teaching a brand new class, a new DADA professor named "Canis White," and even a new History of Magic professor! On top of that, there's a competition between the Houses to see who can replace Fred and George as Hogwarts resident pranksters. And as usual, Voldemort's got a plan to get rid of Harry!

The Gryffindor dorm is abuzz with laughter and gossip after curfew as the boys cover for their friends' hot date. The talk turns to sex, and Harry gives away a little too much information. ``"Oh. I've been around," Harry said evasively. Everyone turned towards him. If he was going out with anyone it was news to them. But it would be just like Harry to keep it a secret.

Dyeing his hair is what saved his life. To be sure it was a heinous undertaking done without the aide of magic. He’d been without his wand for so long it was entirely possible he couldn’t have managed to do it with magic, anyway. Impossible to fathom, though, that Muggle women did this to themselves intentionally, and without benefit of pain medication.

Rated R. SLASH. Everyone has secrets. However, not everyone's secrets can ruin a reputation built by centuries. Draco Malfoy, driven to the brink by anger, accidentally lets his secret slip out...to Harry Potter. Pandemonium, a Wizard's Pact, and amnesia ensue. Harry/Draco.

Sex education at Hogwarts: After Malfoy has a near fatal encounter with Dark magic, Professor McGonagall decides it has to be taught earlier ... by Professor Snape. Note that this story is rated R -- nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.

Fred and George get a hold of a dictation spell and it is madness. The try to interview Harry and Co. to gain information on a girl they fancy, but instead begin an on going battle to get Ron to admit his feelings for Hermione, while she rants about the Potter merchandise, and so Fred and George decide to write slash fics instead.

Severus is stalking the Marauders. For strategic Slytherin reasons, naturally, and not because he is in the least interested in Remus. So, of course, he is not even remotely jealous when he starts to suspect that there's something going on between Remus and Sirius. And he doesn't obsess about it at all.

Tired of all the Makeover!Hermione stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.

It is Oliver Wood's final year at Hogwarts. Find out what he and his friends get up to outside of Quidditch.

AU fic. Lupin and Snape get into a fight at lunch. Eventually hauled off to Azkaban, they escape (with Sirius Black in tow) and set off to clear their names. Includes a teacher named Nads, Voldie playing Quidditch, snazzy Armani suits, Merlin's sense of humor, stinkbomb potions, but only a tiny bit of snogging. We're so sorry.

It’s Uric “the Oddball” Beaufolle’s final year at Hogwarts. Badgers, goblin raids, young love, demon summoning, evil vampires, new classes, and of course, Uric himself.

The war is over – Draco is grown, lives the good life and litters the landscape with his cast off girlfriends. But the memory of one true love beckons and he tries to reclaim the witch he could not shake, forget, or quit rowing with - Hermione. But this is no cauldron cakewalk for Draco; there is a little matter, two of them actually, for him to deal with before the happily-ever-aftering can begin. Worse, Hermione expects him to toe the line. Can Draco win his heart’s desire while keeping his oh-so-essential Slytherin dignity? Is any witch worth that kind of aggravation? This is the sequel to Draco’s Delicate Condition.

Having procured an extensive list of ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master, one industrious student starts a quest to cover them all in her 4th year at Hogwarts. A humorous journey following the escapades of one Merriweather Hapshat. Will she be able to survive Severus Snape's wrath?

Some brave soul has raided Voldemort's filing cabinet, and Lucius Malfoy's application to join the Death Eaters has been discovered. A fic for anyone considering a career as a minion of the Dark Lord.

It's the summer after Seventh Year. Five friends. One summer house. A weekend getaway without parents or rules. Leave your significant others at the door and watch as the wackiness ensues...

Harry will go through a lot during his fifth year at Hogwarts. ``Between constantly falling out of bed, plagues of nightmares, getting a little ``over exuberant with Butterbeer, dodging Weasley chaos, and finding out more about ``his past then he ever wanted to know; Harry’s in for the adventure of his life.

A gentle parody with a bit of everything in it. Humor, romance, Slytherin schemes, and mystery! Set during the Christmas holidays in Hermione's fifth year. Lupin visits McGonagall, Snape has a strange dream, Draco falls for Hermione, and Trelawney has a vision.

In 7th year Lily learns that Remus fancies Sirius. The only way she can get them together is with the help of one she hates: James Potter. Includes perspective of Remus, James, Sirius, and Lily. WARNING- readers may die of laughter.

Sick of fluffy Draco? Wish some characters could be wiped off the face of the earth? You got it! A spell gone wrong results in everyone in the world disappearing, except for a small group of Hogwarts students. Seen from nasty Draco’s POV, the group indulges in the joys of total emancipation and free stuff!

Title says it all. Harry and Draco start meeting up at midnight... Warnings: contains sexual content with slash and femmeslash

Every mother of small children should have these charms at her disposal. What were the Weasley children like when they were small? Here are the things none of the children would like us to know.

The summer after OoTP, Lucius Malfoy is killed. At Dumbledore's urging, Draco is sent to live at the Order headquarters. There, he learns to live with Harry Potter and the rest of the Fantastic Four, until a Death Eater plot turns his new world upside down. When push comes to shove, will Draco defend his new comrades? Or will he embrace his old life, grabbing at his own share of power?

Let's venture into fairy land, shall we? In this story, the great Hogwarts is a kingdom, and its King and Queen, James and Lily, are worried that their son, Prince Harry, won’t be eligible to inherit the throne. Meet a likely Cinderella and an unorthodox Fairy Godmother.``HP/GW, RW/HG, JP/LP, DM/?``Mostly AU.

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

The sequel to the Seduction of Severus Snape. Severus finds his summer interrupted by a certain irritating Ravenclaw. Meanwhile, Nathanyel embarks on a search for true love. Or... Just some good sex. Long lost relatives, assassins, bank robberies, orgies... Gosh, how exhausting.

Remus, Sirius, and Peter are head-over-heels in love with Lily Evans...or are they?

A mysterious substance is added to the Hogwarts pumpkin juice, making all the students and teachers who drank it switch bodies! Includes double entendres, crazy confusions, and revelations galore!

Sequel to "Before They Were Marauders", this fic takes place in ``the Marauders' fifth year, shortly after they master the art of Animagi. Discovery and humor follows as well some... romance? I guess it's kind of a L/J love/hate kind of fic but nothing more than pure, undiluted FLUFF!

Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. So naturally, Ginny, Draco, Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to go on a 2,500 mile road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find them. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)

Hogwarts is holding a Charity Slave Auction. Draco buys Harry. What ensues is a chain of events in which Harry is never quite sure what's going on, Draco wears a dress, Hermione gets angry and Ron gets forgotten. Draco/Harry slash ensues.

Ginny Weasley has it all. A successful career woman and the love interest of Harry Potter, she's the envy of her generation. Life can’t get any better. Until something happens that brings everything crashing down around her and she’s forced to look at life from a different angle.

Break out the Firewhisky, Ron and Hermione are getting married! Laughter, chaos, and tears ensue on this very special day.

Ginny is starting her sixth year and is branching out from the trio. She's becoming her own person and finding new, and definitely more interesting, friends by joining the new Intramural Quidditch League that starts at Hogwarts.

Harry is upset about the upcoming Hogwarts Family Day carnival. He finds a sympathetic ear in Luna Lovegood.

Delve into my mind, the mind of a Harry Potter-obsessed young woman, and read the conversations which I have had with Harry Potter characters. Find out why the chicken had to go to the bathroom and all those weird things that Jo forgot to mention.

Ginny dumps Harry after he finishes the Auror Academy. Apparently, he's a horrible a kisser and she wants someone that doesn't need training. So why does Hermione seem delighted at this news?

Ron, Lavender and Ginny, as well as countless other students (sans Justin Finch-Fletchley who is rather obsessed with Hermione)are sick of the constant flirting between Harry and Hermione. Thing is, they don't seem to realise that they're flirting. Ron's mission: Get them together or die trying. After all, they defeated Voldemort - getting his friends together should be easy, shouldn't it?

They say the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher position is cursed. This series explores just how low into the barrel Dumbledore will scrape to find new teachers.

A mysterious person takes James Potter and Sirius Black from the past and whisks them into the future. They agree to help this person prank Fred and George Weasley. The catch is that none of the students (including the Trio) know that James and Sirius are in the school! Hilarity ensues when people start seeing the "criminal" Sirius Black and Harry Potter in more than one place!

To protect them from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends the sixth-year Gryffindors and Slytherins to America and… Oh, heck, it’s the Marx Brothers meets Monty Python, a Hitchhiker’s Guide to Harry Potter, where no one is safe from lampooning, not the characters, not the authors [JKR and Aerie22], not fanfiction and fanfic authors, not fans and fandom, not even Draco [“You wouldn’t.” Draco said with a sneer. A/N: “Heh, heh, heh,” said the author with a PC and a ‘net connection], and no, dear reader, not even you. So if you’ve been waiting for the War And Peace of silliness, here it is.

They always say there are two sides to every story. And then they always say that history is written by the victors. Well, we all know Harry Potter's side of the story, but what about another side? A side that shows a story very different from what you knew. The side of Draco Malfoy.

In the spring of 1976, the deceiving Charisma Gillman arrives at Hogwarts and tests the friendship of two of her fellow unsuspecting sixth years. The possessive witch has James Potter wrapped around her finger, and Lily Evans ready to pounce at her any minute. When she transfers out of the school once more, will Lily and James ever go back to the way they were? Features an insecure werewolf in love, a noncommital couple that finally clashes, and a pure-blood diviner running from her heritage... read the story for more!

Severus Snape's survival skills are put to the ultimate test when Longbottom's class have to make corosion potions...

From the Scribbles list '50 Ways in Which Cornelius Fudge Meets an Untimely Demise' comes a series of vignettes based on a few points from the list. Be warned, things may get a bit silly...

Harry and Hermione are engaged. But while shopping in Diagon Alley, Hermione literally runs into Draco Malfoy. The encounter changes everything in her life. Draco loves her. Hermione begins to like Draco, but loves Harry. She has to choose between Harry and Draco.

Birthdays are always a big event in the Weasley family.

Love's thrown Hermione for a loop and it's up to Ginny, Ron and Harry to shake some sense into her.

It's the end of the year holidays just after the sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry has been removed from the Dursleys care in his fifth year and is now staying at Hogwarts. He wakes up one morning to find himself changed tremendously... into a girl! How will he cope with the transformation and what is the cause of this sudden gender change?

One time at camp, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin got together. What follows is a funny, angsty, and freaky relationship.

"But LOOK, I am clearly anti-Establishment," Percy said, his new mesh shirt pulled halfway up his chest to show a pretty silver ring in his navel. "The Man hates piercings, I read about this in a magazine."``Percy is a bit changed after the Ministry's announcement.

Eager for a trickster challenge, Fred and George try to set up Ron and Hermione. They have their work cut out for them, though, in this fun romantic comedy.

In their sixth year, the Gryffindor boys make a bet to see who can go out with the most girls before graduation, causing everything to change.

Harry's fifth year, Order of the Phoenix style. Dementors, D/G pairings, The weirdest new teacher and the Marauders playing with time! Not to mention a surprise for the new Quidditch team captain!

Remus Lupin wrote an essay about Quidditch and sex in his seventh year. Are you brave enough to read it? You'll never see the Snitch the same way again...

Ever wondered what really happened to all the characters of Harry Potter? (Set after the supposingly amazing seventh book.)

Harry, Ron, Hermione & Ginny watch the Star Wars trilogy. Conversations ensue.

James likes Lily and she likes him back so they're going to go on their first date. This seems to be a good thing but unfortunately for them James' best friend happens to be the mischievous Sirius Black. Gauntlets are thrown; revenge and chaos ensue and Remus and Peter get to enjoy the fun.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s fifth year at Hogwarts. Some really strange things start happening to Harry over the summer and during the beginning of the school year. Severus Snape also discovering that his younger sister Saerry, thought to have been killed fifteen years ago, is still alive. What happens next is a long roller coaster ride of jokes, shocks, and terror.

It’s been five years since Harry’s class has graduated Hogwarts. The Dark Lord has been defeated, although there are still some Death Eaters at large, scattered to parts unknown. Everyone has gone their separate ways and continued on with their lives, until they receive an invitation to their five-year class reunion.

Hogwarts begins a new Muggle studies program. This does not bode well for our sixth-year Gryffindor friends. AU, set in sixth year. Featuring lots of R/Hr, with lovely sprinkles of N/L, H/G, S/Lav, and more. Seven chapters, now *complete*! :)

It's five years after the gang have left Hogwarts, and Hermione has something important to tell Ron... R/Hr romance with a dash of H/G- please read! It's humourous and fluffy...!

Add one Headmaster Snape and one Potions Professor Granger, a dash of conflict, and let simmer. Beware explosions, snarkiness, and shouting matches when serving.

Lily wants to have a calm, peaceful seventh year, "the kind of year Buddha would have at Hogwarts." But Claudius the Lovely, Lis Singleton, Vesta Casanova, Severus Snape, and James Potter are sure to make sure her life is as hectic as ever...

Sirius's sixth year forces him to make choices. While still a prankster at heart, he begins a path that, whether he likes it or not, will lead him to adulthood and maturity. He takes his first step when he runs away from 12 Grimmauld Place.

Sequel to "Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later," in which Ginny and Harry go on their date to Hogsmeade. Ginny frets, much to the amusement of her friends. Semi-fluffy, mild teenage angst, and a happy ending. Begun before OotP; consider it an AU with no Umbridge.

Harry’s godmother appears and teaches a class at Hogwarts. She is one of the Old Crowd mentioned at the end of GOF, a former pro Quidditch player and amateur politician. She is not pleased with how the Ministry is handling things and decides to challenge Fudge. Add conflicting emotions about Remus and Sirius and stir. This is definitely an AU.

The boys from Ron's dorm decide that it's another time for their "Truth Or Dare Game". There will be romance in the near future. Just a fun, kinda short fic, that so far does not have much plot. lol, have fun!

Harry has finally realized his feelings about Hermione, but will she feel the same way? Ron has feelings for Hermione also, and harry doesn't quite understand what Ron will do to get Hermione. Harry and Hermione must go through difficult obstacles, testing their love. What will happen?

Romantic music, Paris, a wedding... and a few too many vodka shots. If Hermione and George had been expecting anything to happen at Ron's wedding, it certainly wasn't this.

Sequel to Archenemy: Malfoys don't discuss feelings, least of all love.

Hermione has no patience, Ron has no clue, and it\\\'s up to their friends to ensure that Quidditch season can get underway without the Head Girl strangling the Gryffindor Captain in frustration. R/Hr, COMPLETE, eleven brief scenes. Prequel to Some Perfect World, with just a pinch of H/D foreshadowing and a generous dollop of fluff.

A story about how Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Severus Snape became friends against all odds, and how they fought their worst opponent - James Potter and his gang. A prank war ensues, one that only a near-death experience can end...

Losing one's virginity isn't as easy as it sounds. Just go ask Hannah.

The Ministry of Magic has forbidden Hagrid to teach about any creature of higher classification than XX. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now ... right?

A chance encounter makes Harry think having kids might be fun. But Draco has other plans - and those plans include a day baby-sitting the next generation of Weasley children. Slash-lite (because there's barely a single kiss); PG because the parents need a lot of guidance on their day off.

Ginny hates Draco, but not really. Draco doesn't like Ginny. They patch up their differences despite the fact that I still haven't explained that Draco actually does like Ginny. ``D/G fic. Some R/He later on. A slightly cautious friendship could help improve relations between Gryffindor and Slytherin, except when Draco and Ginny get caught breaking some serious rules.

You know when you watch the Harry Potter movies and there are some parts you just HAVE to laugh hysterically at? Well, if you do, are they Ron's quotes? If you have answered yes, to both of these questions, then you should read this fic because it explores 'all those weird Ron quotes,' and DO they have a basis in reality - or at least dream reality.

(written before OotP) Ron predicts something about Draco and Ginny, which actually induces something between Draco and Ginny, while Harry and Hermione are sorting out their own relationship, and Ron is dating Padma... Can this get any more confusing?

Harry and Draco are out of Hogwarts. Harry's an Auror and Draco's a... Hollywood movie star? Hold up, wait, it's not as weird as it seems (or maybe it is). Expect loads of mayhem and surprises, lots of angst and petty jabs. Fun for the whole family!

Two young witches transfer to Hogwarts from Canada. Chaos ensues. Not your usual Mary-Sues :)

What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-whore and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion? And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat. Well... not entirely.

Sometimes the only way to clean out your brain is to get really dirty. Frustration with the opposite sex unites the girls of Hogwarts towards a single purpose that may mean nothing in the long run, but means everything right now.

As a Valentine's Day joke, Ron arranges for Sev, Draco & Harry to compete for Hermione on a wizarding version of "Singled Out meets SNL Celebrity Jeopardy." Featuring Mrs. Norris on crack, host Al Extra Beck, & guest star Con Seannery. SS/HG/DM

Draco’s class has the Boggart lesson with Professor Lupin (like the title says) and thus we find out their worst fears.

All she wanted was to catch his eye, but when she agrees to a makeover, things change...

Granted great power from the mysterious book of Black, a young girl comes under the care of the wizards and witches of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where she must learn the limits of her power and confront those that wish to take it from her.

When Fred and George make a jelly bean that makes you fall in love with anyone you see, very odd things start happening at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Unusual relationships, over-excessive snogging, and plenty of humor await you...

Ridiculously AU with the release of HBP & DH: The trials and tribulations of Pansy Parkinson as she attempts to seduce the unwitting Draco Malfoy. Watch her fail, rise and come out victorious. For awhile, at least.

James is back to Sirius. They walk in on the middle of something that makes both Harry and Remus very uneasy, discuss about their past and occasionally snog a bit.

It's the day of Draco's wedding and, as you'd expect, everything possible goes wrong.

In which Draco attempts to make up for Hogwarts' appalling lack of musical studies by teaching Harry what Ravel was really about, proving in the process that teenage boys are incapable of thinking about anything but sex.

There are many things which Percy Weasley is good at. This is one of them.

When Hermione kisses Severus Snape, feared Potions Master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, on the cheek as an act of gratitude, she doesn't know what impact the little gesture will have on her life.

An accident in his class leaves Snape with a temporary job... as a babysitter!?!? And what is old You-Know-Who up to anyways?!!

On a Christmas visit to Hogsmeade, Harry Potter meets a young man named Clarence who claims to be an angel sent from Heaven. But it isn't what you think, folks! A chance encounter with a saddened old lady leads Harry to perform a few Christmas miracles, learn a few lessons about faith, life, and death, and find a long-lost family treasure in a place he never expected. Merry Christmas, FictionAlley!

'I know you want something in return. Now tell me, what is it?' she finally said, gaining some control of herself as Draco backed his knees away.````He laughed coldly, and with a sneering smile he took his finger and ran it through the warm skin of her right leg.````She shivered; unaware of the fact of what he was suggesting, she was too busy noticing that he had leaned over, and their lips were inches apart.````Finally he whispered in her ear, his lips catching on the flesh of her ear, and said,````'I think you know what I want.'````Ginny will do anything to get with Harry, even if it means sleeping with Draco Malfoy, as in, fraternizing with the enemy, doing extremely evil deeds, and oh yeah, of course, a raper is involved...of course!