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One-shot! Draco takes Harry shopping and encounters a rather flirtacious muggle.

What really happened when Dennis Creevey fell into the lake on his way to Hogwarts?

After an apallingly bad day, Ron gets the news that Hermione is going on a date with Viktor Krum. Driving by jealousy, Ron blackmails a reluctant Harry into helping him spy on Hermione and Krum\'s date. Secret spy names, tantalizing secrets, and insanity abound as Ron discovers his true feelings and Harry only gets more confused.

Ah, the kinds of things that happens when three good friends live together - and one of them likes one of the others. A Post-Hogwarts fic featuring LaydeezMan!Harry, Professor Shaggin'!Hermione and Horny!Ron.

Prof. Snape desides Ginny needs a tutor and that Draco Malfoy is just the guy for the job.

Draco sneaks into Gryffindor Tower to play a trick on Harry and Ron. He goes into the wrong dormitory and finds something very interesting. What does he do about it?

Draco has a problem. He has become a Death Eater and, to prove himself worthy of this supposed honor, he is to become the boyfriend of his arch nemesis' sister. She, however, has problems of her own. Dealing with her unruly hours of Auror duty and undercover meetings she hardly has anytime to breathe. Follow along with Jamie and Draco into a twisted path of discovering, learning and falling in love.

Ginny and the Gryffindor sixth-years play an April Fool's Day joke on Ron and Hermione in the hopes of getting them together once and for all. Fun and fluffy!

It was the prank of the century, a million things could have gone wrong! Most do, when the Gryffindor Women decide it's time to teach the Marauders a trick or two.

A journalist comes to Hogwarts to interview people! How interesting! Includes no dark secrets, some really out of character persons. May include things not appropriate for children under eight, such as Snape in bunny pajamas and green and silver rubber ducks.

AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in the diary given to her by Harry. From Harry sneaking into her bathroom (and acting just altogether odd), Head Girl duties, NEWTs, and hormones, to Ginny's attempts to set Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is slowly slipping out of her control. She's never needed a diary more in her entire life.

When Snape is thrown from his body, he takes refuge in an unlikely place, and it's up to Harry to set things right again. (Snarry, Post-DH)

It's been a half a year since Hogwarts ended for these 3 couples. And they're finally beginning to get serious. While in two couples, one isn't so sure...but in the other..they can't wait...

Harry and Hermione adjust to their relationship. And Ron proposing to Trelawney?! Find out why Ron said he would. A sequel to "All Because You Kissed Me Good Night".

Harry enters a contest to sing...a rap song by Eminem, star Muggle rap artist. He finds out about other surprising entries, too. Lots of fun.

In the sequel to 'The Grandfather Paradox' and 'Future Shock,' it is now ten years after Wesley's strange arrival at Hogwarts. Voldemort has fallen, and everyone is getting on with their lives. Why is Wesley arranging to leave England, however?

The inhabitants of Hogwarts are having trouble sleeping. Why? Because of nightmares, of course. But not just any nightmares; they\'re dreaming about the Fandom, and that\'s enough to scare anyone. No one\'s going to be sleeping tonight...

My name is Hermione Granger, and I'm about to screw Draco Malfoy out of just over 160 million galleons. Take that split 11 ways- you do the math.

To throw off the Death Eaters, Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny are staying at Hermione’s house for the summer. When Ron sees Hermione’s computer, it sparks questions, explanations and ego searches. What happens when they discover that there are six million, two hundred and forty thousand matches for Harry’s name?

House elves have watched the residents of Hogwarts for years. This is the retelling of a sticky love triangle between Harry, Ginny and Draco from the perspective of a dedicated house elf.

In a Hogwarts student’s Seventh Year, the weeks between the last NEWT exam and the end of term usually seem like they’ll never end! But when the Norse Trickster God, Loki, curses Ron Weasley with nine lives, the Slytherins decide that Ron needs to die -- repeatedly. Hey, it’s something to do! They devise a contest to see who can kill Weasley in the most embarrassing fashion. Who will win the contest, and how will Harry feel when it's Draco's turn?

The only thing worse than cherishing a secret fondness for a boy who would never look twice at you and whom you would probably smack in the nose for presumption if he did, Hermione thought, was feeling this way about two people and not being able to tell them apart. But she wasn't thinking about that sort of thing; she had a riddle to solve.

SLASH. A humorous, slightly fluffy Snupin. See the complicated relationships of Homo sapiens lycanthropus. This was meant to be done in the style of an ancient National Geographic (the flat voiced narrator, the uber-respectful adjectives applied to the ‘stately’ and ‘wondrous’ creatures of Mother Nature) but Hermione, the POV character, had her own ideas. She’s a bit…snippy in this one. Ah, well.

Voldemort as Scrooge? See what happens when the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future pay the Dark Lord a visit on Christmas Eve. Featuring TinyTim!Ginny, a Malfoy family Christmas, Arthur Weasley (as Bob Cratchit) as Lord Voldemort’s clerk, and a cameo by the Dursleys. Also past Tom/Minerva.

Fred, George and Ron find a Muggle pregnancy test in the bin... and Ginny's been ill for the past few days... any connection? Harry/Ginny.

Harry thought that after graduation life would be easier. But when an old enemy shows who he really is and asks for his help, will Harry be willing to give his trust and the love of his life to him? And with Voldemort still at large and searching for revenge, will Harry be able to keep his head, or will his life come crashing down arond him?

Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... GOD NO!!! It's just a book! Namely, *the* book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret... H/G, uh... something... No smut or fluff or anything gross like that.

It is a cold, wintry Christmas Eve during Harry's sixth year. The sixth years, in various states of depression, are lounging about the common room when Neville bursts in clutching a copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Curious, the sixth years decide to read it. Hilarity and pervertedness ensue.

Meet Ginny and the rest of the Hogwarts kids in pre-school as toddlers! AU.

A ficlet written in honor of Hermione's birthday. Ron and Harry plan a birthday surprise.

Roll up! Roll up! Be the first to get your hands on Delphinius' Delights Special Edition Chocolate Frog Cards depicting the heroes of two Wizarding Wars!

A humorous parody of the clichéd fanfics you've read and grown to despise. A Fanfiction author gets sucked into the Lands of Harry Potter Clichés. There is a plot of sorts, despite heavy doses of silliness. Some Mary Sue bashing.

Severus goes exploring in his new Animagus form and finds more than he bargained for. Slash RL/SS.

“First, he asked me to marry him. Then he told me he was a wizard.” Can a Muggle learn to cope with the fact that her fiancé has incomprehensible powers, overcome parental misgivings, and still manage to keep everything a secret from her friends?

Draco sends out a letter to no one in particular. Unknown to both him and her, the letter falls into Ginny's hands. An affair of not-so-love letters and blind conversations entail and unravel to an uncanny and unique friendship. Besides, who can fall in love with a piece of paper?

A game of Truth or Dare in the Gryffindor common room has some unexpected consequences for a certain redhead.

James tries to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR, a fact he learned from Sirius and Remus. Takes place in their fifth year.

A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.

Harry's on a mission. But it has nothing to do with Voldemort. Instead, he has found himself running a rather embarrassing errand for a certain redheaded witch...

Angelina got angry with Fred for standing her up again. What happens when he follows her out to the Quidditch pitch and they toss the ol\' Quaffle around?

Share the sentiments, angst, and romance of the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Luna as they spend their summer at the Burrow. This fanfiction takes place the summer after the trio's fifth year.

Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Muggle Toy Store". What would happen if Harry Potter found out about the "Harry Potter" movie? What would happen if everyone thought he was Daniel Radcliffe? Cameos by Darling Little Elsie and her mother, Mummy! A barrel of laughs!

Post-Hogwarts. When the world as she knows it shatters, Hermione is forced to take a look at herself. When she realizes she no longer likes what she sees, she takes a trip to find herself. What she never expected to find was an adventure of a lifetime and a surprising love with a person she never expected. Lots of Death Eaters, going on the run, getting drunk, and shocking confessions. HR/D

This is Dennis Creevey's diary, in which he tells of his plans to be a playah. Lovable Dennis, though, falls a little short in this satire of pop culture.

Possibly the most blatantly ripped-off fic to ever nance down the pike, Diagon Alley pairs up HughGrant!Harry and JuliaRoberts!Draco in a slashy spoof of the 1999 Britcom, Notting Hill. Also featuring Wetsuit!Neville and Hippie!Ginny.

The Marauders and Co. are sitting around playing a bit of strip poker.

Lily and the Marauders begin their first year at Hogwarts, but their lives are plagued by the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Lily begins to have strange visions, Remus has a secret, and James and Sirius begin a mission to receive the most detentions in the history of Hogwarts.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a LUCIUS! In order to obtain top performance from your Senior Death Eater, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

The two rivals set aside their differences and have a little fun. They even rebel against authority (Dumbledore). (Harry/Draco) This story is AU

Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown get Hermione to reveal something she'd rather not. H/R/Hr.

Harry tries to confide in Hermione. PG just to be safe.

"So, that's it! This year I have finally decided to give up! I give up on the entire card making, the puppy dog eyes, cupid and his damned arrows, love poems, candy, roses, love...all of it! That is why I've come to the decision- after thinking long and hard about it- that I am boycotting Valentine's Day... and Harry Potter."

Ginny wants to become a Deatheater because she is sick and tired of being poor and everyone judging her just based on that factor. Draco is the lucky one who gets to train her.

“We need Lupin.” This is how it all started.

Harry wakes up late for Divination one morning, and due to a faulty Crystal Ball, is sent to the time of the Marauders, while James is sent to the present.

Sirius Black finds a Muggle radio while searching among the backyard shed of the Potters. With a mind like his, who knows what shall ensue? Who dares to find out?

Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort's right-hand wizard, fancies fancy script; his son fancies it's too difficult to read. Sometimes, a few small letters make a very big difference. [H/D slash]

We've all heard this: "Malfoy swaggered forward and got his wish at once: the hat had barely touched his head when it screamed, "SLYTHERIN!" What if that hadn't happened? What if, instead, the hat had yelled something else?

The past creeps up on everyone, with Snape discovering some things are best left unknown.

Severus and Sirius start fighting over a newspaper article. Remus has a migraine and doesn't like the noise at all. Severus finds out just why Remus is being so moody. Sirius finds it out, too, and faints. Two times. In the end, everything is okay - at least if Severus gets some chocolate for Remus SOON....

Two new girls come to Hogwarts and enchant Harry and Oliver...

There is one Christmas tradition that Snape dislikes more than Christmas dinner . . . and this year, tradition has caught up with Severus Snape.

What happens when Ginny submits the trio for a modeling contest? Sparks fly and love and insults blossom behind the scenes!

Can you imagine a way how Draco Malfoy ends up willingly in Harry Potter's arms? No slash! No Quidditch accident! Both of them being in character! Well, go and find out!

In an alternate universe, members of the Order (including Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Neville and Luna) gather for an evening's relaxation. Pretty much everyone ends up naked. Don't worry, Dumbledore doesn't attend.

Last time we left book 4 Cedric was dead...now find out what happens at his wake. Cho is upset, Roger Davies gets lucky, Ginny fights shipping wars with Pansy, Draco has a new business enterprise, Fudge gets his hands on Book 5, Lucius almost reveals his secret love, Ron discusses wand length, Fred and George are on a quest, Sirius gambles, Harry finds out who really killed his parents and a special someone makes a guest appearance.

Ginny begins seeing Snape in a different light after drinking a potion. How will she handle it?

All of Remus' friends already have dates for the Valentine's Day dance, but he's too shy to ask the girl he likes to go with him. Will a bit of helpful advice (and perhaps a nudge in the right direction) from Sirius help him get a date? Fluffy 5th year shortfic featuring Straight!Remus and Heartthrob!Sirius.

It was a simple idea, or so Luna thought; have a go at writing a piece of wizarding fiction, both to fill a gap in the market and to escape from the dismal world of Hogwarts in her sixth year. But she didn’t anticipate that it would bring her into a conflict with Hermione that threatens to shake the very foundations of what makes her Luna Lovegood.

What could possibly be called a sequel to A Tale Of Little Plot. You don't have to read that first. This one makes even less sense, and, as the title suggests, has no plot. At all. There may be smidgens of a plot at some point, but they tend to get forgotten about.

It involves, Harry, Draco, slash, embarrassing moment including the tango... and humor! What more do you want?!

It's the last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it?

Pansy Parkinson made an oath after Draco Malfoy failed to fulfill his mission: she wouldn't be caught on the losing side. In the world of war, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do, whether it's drugging family members, arranged marriages, having a child, or becoming a Death Eater. Watch Pansy Parkinson struggle to make ends meet with the help of her friends, a little sarcasm and lots of aged Firewhiskey.

When Draco is permitted to visit his cousin Ian, who was sorted in to Gryffindor, during the school year, very strange things start to happen. Crying!Draco and BondingwithGryffindors!Draco!

A school boy crush is supposed to go away, right? Draco Malfoy's didn't, and it only grows deeper with a night of passion. All Harry was expecting was a night of clubbing, what he got was more than he bargained for.

It's raining. The Weasley kids are mad at Percy, who has just returned to the family. Harry needs some fun and smiles. What better way to cure all of these than a good old-fashioned game of Truth or Dare?

When Hermione falls in love with her red-haired best friend, she comes to realize that holidays are no help at all. Features secret agent Hermione (theme song included!), semi-psychotic Ginny, smugly smirking Harry, Quidditch kit Ron, snowball fights, breaking and entering, presents, stolen clothes, owl poop, broken platters and a truly spectacular hexing of Malfoy.

Two fourteen-year old wizards. One bottle of Firewhiskey. It was love at first sight.

Dum de DUM! You asked for it, and here it is, the sequel to Stuck in a Room With You and The Obsession with Duck-Duck-Goose! Snape's starting to get annoying (duh) and Sirius is starting to be more annoying! Needless to say, things get interesting!

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to sort the most... marauding generation yet.

It\'s the evening of Harry Potter\'s wedding, and Ginny Weasley is...drinking. Alone. Well, at first. Who better to interupt her evening of misery than Draco Malfoy himself? Yet, things don\'t go exactly as Ginny expected them to. In fact, things don\'t go exactly as anyone expected them to.

Draco stumbles across two lovebirds in the bathroom and is in for quite a shock. (Harry/Draco slash)

Sequel to Nightswimming. Back at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione have managed to keep their newfound relationship hidden from their family and friends. But when someone finds out about them, how long do they have before their secret is exposed?

Our favorite Dark Wizard (besides Voldie, of course!) has written a "How-to" book. Lots of demons, sacrificing, Exceedingly Difficult things, evil magical creatures, and most importantly, dark magic!

In which Arthur Weasley comes into contact with far more Muggles than is healthy, Harry hosts Ron's stag party with increasing mother-hen tendencies, and two unexpected guests turn up in Ibiza. Warning: drunkenness, slash and pink hoop earrings are all made mention of within. Read at your own risk.

I wrote this short Harry/Draco story as a birthday request. And since it's Draco's birthday, it's fitting...

Draco Malfoy is thoroughly, shamefully, and inescapably in hock. His only hope is Hermione Granger, CPA, and her surefire plan for the ultimate heist. The only problem? It's horrendously illegal. Supporting cast includes Gilderoy Lockhart, Birgit De Nijs, Eastern Siberian gnomes, some dancing Bolsheviks, and a few plastic gophers.

Is Hermione really the perfect little angel we've all made her out to be, or did she have some late night rendevouz like most teens? More fluffyness in this chapter! The Professors have an interesting chat in the lounge room, and we see more of the Potters.

Remus's first arranged date was a big mistake. James and Peter decide to choose the best girls for him. Unfortunately, there's Sirius Black who obviously doesn't want Remus to go with ANY of them. He starts to be overprotective of his friend. And Remus clearly doesn't mind that.

Poking fun at the menagerie of relationships in the Harry Potter fanfic world!

Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inheritance.

My response to pok’s “Hermione Flavored Beans” challenge at portkey.org. Terms of the Challenge: Harry gets an accidental taste of Hermione’s lips and, during a Hogsmeade visit, buys a bag of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. He pops one bean after another into his mouth until one flavor catches his attention—a bean that tastes like Hermione. He becomes obsessed with finding that bean/flavor again. Hermione is concerned and vows to find out why he’s acting that way and help Harry overcome his addiction.

'Lover's Got Your Lips' sequel. Sixteen years later, it's a Weasley family pre-Hogwarts reunion. Lover's Got Your Lips reappear, so Molly takes matters into her own hands and teaches the twins a lesson they'll never forget.

Harry chases Voldemort through the streets of his neighborhood. Will he ever catch him? It'll keep you at the edge of your seat till the end!

Professor Slughorn goes to a Black family Christmas party, observes the dynamics of pureblooded society, and gets very drunk. Sirius and Snape get into a fight, Narcissa and Lucius kiss for the first time, Bellatrix threatens Lucius, and Slughorn eavesdrops. Welcome to pre-War pure-blooded society.

A variant of an idea from Christmas of Surprises (AT, 10 chapters) in which Ron and Hermione do decide to tell his parents they\\\'re now lovers. This isn\\\'t part of that story\\\'s continuity though, it\\\'s just one way things could have happened. Ron/Hermione, obviously. Set eight months after the end of Christmas of Surprises just to confuse people.

When you go to school with the Marauders, there is never a quiet day. But, today, not a sound can be heard! Something must be up...

Fred and George come across something interesting while wandering the halls of Hogwarts...

JKR has so far told us nothing about Luna's years at Hogwarts before we meet her as a fourth-year student. Has she known the secret of the Half-Blood Prince all along? This story consists of six vignettes from Luna's life. Each takes place during the time-frame of one of the existing Harry Potter novels (well, the first takes place the summer after book one), and the last takes place during the summer before the book we are currently anxiously waiting for. Make your waiting a little easier by reading my story to see what Luna might know about the mysterious Half-Blood Prince.

In the sequel to The Grandfather Paradox, Ron and Hermione's son from the future adapts to life in his new home. Or tries to.