Alvira

For Harry, fighting Dark Lords is a job that goes hand in hand with occupational hazards. Such as, for example, accidentally breaking through to another dimension where Lucius Malfoy is the King of England.

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Ron isn't gay, because Ron is married. Ron hasn't got a best friend, because Harry fled England when he was outed with Draco Malfoy. When Harry finally returns, Ron gets his friend back ... but that's not all.

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Two Left Feet by Alvira
11/20/2005

After years spent writing to each other while seperated by miles of ocean and continent, Seamus and Neville meet once more on the shores of Seamus' native Cork. Neville gets a hearty welcome, Irish style ... and even recovers. Meanwhile, Seamus has a wee realisation ...

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Clear as Mud by Alvira
11/08/2005

Written for the_eros_affair Harry/Draco challenge, to cheque number 31: "I promise not to discuss our sex life with our friends." Set post-war and post-Harry's-conscience ...

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One Curse by Alvira
11/03/2005

Peter Pettigrew blew up twelve Muggles in 1981, prior to his escape and Sirius Black's incarceration. Because everyone's story deserves to be told, this is theirs.

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Final Spark by Alvira
11/02/2005

Everyone has one thing in their life that they can always count on. For Lily, that one thing is the utter obnoxiousness of a certain James Potter. And it's never going to change.

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Draco/Goyle. (Are you still there?) Set post-war and victory. When you're on the losing side, you don't expect the hero's treatment. Draco learns what it is to live when everything you once knew no longer exists -- and finds it just as he never imagined.

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Queen of Hearts by Alvira
07/11/2005

*written for the Big Bang, Baby H/D challenge* A spectre is haunting Harry -- the responsibility of his destiny. It looms over his future and, more importantly, over the future of his friends. Harry is determined to exorcise this spectre for the greater good, but on the way, he enters into a few unholy alliances ...

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Terry Boot holds sole occupancy of an ivory tower and he likes it that way, thank you very much. The perpetual quest for esoteric knowledge kicks arse. People are just confusing and besides being a person himself, he doesn't have very much in common with them ...

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Sob Story by Alvira
03/18/2005

The war is won, but the battle is only beginning. A reluctant Harry finds himself burdened with a broken Draco and charged with gluing him back together again. There's only one problem: the cracks will always show.

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Wild Honey by Alvira
02/16/2005

In a story about Remus, kissing, revenge, mead and Otto Chriek play vital and hard-hitting roles. But what it's all about, really, when you get down to it, is the Sirius/chicken. (Warning: sequel.)

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Imagine a world where everyone in the Potterverse grew up as Muggles...only they didn't, because without a wizarding world there's no such thing as Muggles anyway. Imagine they all attend a run-down comp where our favourite faces teach, and where numerous other familiar faces crop up in various unlikely guises. Add in Vending-Machine-Repairman!Sirius, and you have this fic...contains slash (should it offend) and het (should it offend) pairings. Lots of.

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Wizards Abroad by Alvira
01/26/2005

In which Arthur Weasley comes into contact with far more Muggles than is healthy, Harry hosts Ron's stag party with increasing mother-hen tendencies, and two unexpected guests turn up in Ibiza. Warning: drunkenness, slash and pink hoop earrings are all made mention of within. Read at your own risk.

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Snakes and Ladders by Alvira
01/24/2005

Sixteen years after he last clapped eyes on the Boy Who Lived To Be A Thorn In Draco Malfoy's Side, Draco is filling Snape's old shoes with aplomb. History, though, has a nasty habit of repeating itself, and Draco has his comfortable existance turned topsy-turvy with the appearance at Hogwarts of Harry's son, who turns out to be able disrupt Draco's life with as much competency as his father. (Slash)

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The Sweetest Thing by Alvira
01/19/2005

Written for cynicalpirate's birthday, on the premise that she wanted Remus/Sirius, cross-dressing (I worry sometimes...), humiliation, goblins, cameos, foreshadowing and the words 'a yummy little tart'. And for all that humour potential, it still managed to turn into flangst (fluffy angst) and an exercise in prolonged UST. Fanfic moves in mysterious ways.

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Open Season by Alvira
01/16/2005

Disaster lies in wait for the unsuspecting. Harry encounters a series of confusing events which lead him to one person: Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, Draco is as befuddled as he is...featuring a cast of thousands who are all in the know, and two boys who most emphatically are not. (Slash warning.)

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It's the Marauders' last Christmas at Hogwarts, and naturally Sirius is going to make sure it goes off with a bang. Unless Remus manages to keep him from turning metaphor into reality...RL/SB, L/J

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Dancing With Angels by Alvira
12/14/2004

One snowy Christmas Eve, two rather familiar supernatural beings take a wrong turning in Scotland, and find themselves somewhere unexpected - the Marauders' Hogwarts. They don't believe in wizards, and wizards don't believe in them - but nothing is ever going to keep Crowley from a good party, so long as there's no haggis. (Good Omens/Harry Potter crossover, hints of slash. Only hints, though.)

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