Squeaky

What could possibly be called a sequel to A Tale Of Little Plot. You don't have to read that first. This one makes even less sense, and, as the title suggests, has no plot. At all. There may be smidgens of a plot at some point, but they tend to get forgotten about.

Hermione gets turned into a Furby by Snape, who is, it seems, having a very bad day. Attempting-to-be amusing phrases strung together by something that fails miserably to be a plot - but it does TRY, bless it.