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Fred and Angelina have kissed and make up. But after a few days, Angelina starts to act strange and nobody knows what's going on... even Fred. What they both don't know is that they are about to deal with the unexpected...

A short story for each of the twenty-six letters of the alphabet. WARNING: Characters may be insane. Note: Spoilers are checked just in case, I don't have all the stories planned out yet. The same thing goes for the 15 rating.

It's time for the students of Hogwarts to set aside house differences in favor of fighting the true battle - Boys VS Girls!

Hogwarts overcomes their problems with getting computers to work in their atmosphere, and decide they need a website. They hire an American Muggle, Tara Hall, to live in their midst for a school term, get the faculty and students acquainted with the wonders of Cyberspace, and create a website. She happens to cross paths with a certain potions master and sparks do fly...

In which Draco starts (gasp) ignoring Harry, and Harry doesn't like it. He doesn't like it at all. Seventh year, H/D SLASH.

Twenty years or more ago when the Dark Lord reigned, ````There lived six wizards at Hogwarts who now belong to fame.````Severus Snape, the target, who's face was as mean as stone.````Peter Petigrew, the shrewdest, who never was alone.````Remus Lupin, the kindest, who valued wisdom and friend.````Sirius Black, the loyalist, who protected 'til the bitter end.````James Potter, the leader, who was the noblest of them all.````And Lily Evans, the angel, who made the Dark Lord fall...``````Ah, poetry...but not in this story. ``This is a story of friendship, loyalty, jealousy, life, death, and of course love, the greatest magic of all. ``You may know how the story ends, but how does it begin? My friends, you must read this for every legend has

The school of Witchcraft and Wizardry is hit with a spell to make everyone horny! Certain people find it more disturbing than others and so some drastic things...H/D. Hope you enjoy it!

When Ginny Weasley miscasts a spell, she accidently turns Draco Malfoy into a baby. Since the mistake was hers, Dumbledore and the professors all agree that she should take care of him. There's also the tiny little fact that he screams if he's taken away from her. And he insists on calling her 'Din-din'. Ginny's head is beginning to throb...

The story begins when Dumpty loses his pair of sandals. What does Voldie has to do with it, and how is he going to take over the world? Insane plot and lots of slash pairings. This is a parody, of course.

"He wasn't quite sure how it had happened. One minute he'd been leisurely walking the length of the pitch, broom in hand, and the next he'd found himself backed into the wooden building by a stamping, snorting, hairy... thing. It was heavy. And smelled a bit like wet socks and cabbage. And was currently leaning into his stomach, slowly pressing the breath out of him." A D/G Christmas adventure featuring a smitten reindeer, nefarious Christmas elves, a dastardly kidnapping, 'Father Christmas' Atlas to Christmas Town,' the misuse of Christmas powder, a daring rescue, a hungry Yeti, and the appropriate use of mistletoe.

Harry asks Hermione a question. Hermione\\\'s surprised - and so is Harry! Then Ron\\\'s surprised! Read and find out why.

Seventh year at Hogwart's and two people find their friendship growing into something more. An awkward beginning grows into true love and they discover that love can be the sweetest sin.

Ginny is all grown up, and living on her own. She has a job, friends, and as many nieces and nephews as she can handle. ``Harry is an Auror, working alongside his best friend. No one questions his title of "Uncle" to Ron and Hermione's children.``These two share an easy friendship, except for those awkward moments.``In this chapter, we meet a precocious five year old, discuss genetics, and sing Mary Poppins' songs.

The first four books told from Draco's point of view. Prequel to The Marks We Bear. Unfinished.

Mrs. Weasley can't believe her eyes when she makes a late-night bed check.

Dr Walker, intrepid psychologist to the Magical World, has returned, but she's not happy. Neither are her patients, as the summer of 1996 passes over Hogsmeade, and the emotional lives of several people...er...beings begin to show the stresses of the events of Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. Happily, the good doc's quirky fortunes have not changed over the years, so beware of drunken elves, cursing Malfoys, dentists, and a mooning werewolf. Oh, and possibly the Great Hogsmeade Fire of '96, if Fearless doesn't get to that blasted stove in time.

Lily is not in love. It's just a phase that she's going through. I mean, it's really quite ridiculous, isn't it? In love? Apart from an entirely unreasonable crush she'd had in first year on a muggle at her old school, born mainly out of homesickness, Lily hadn't ever been romantically attracted to anyone. Ever. For her first love to be... Oh no. God no, please.

“Harry was enjoying the opportunity to remain quiet while his friends bickered. Swinging his broom as he walked, he was thinking about Quidditch, because Quidditch had given him the happiest memories of his fifth year at Hogwarts.” Unfortunately, all this will change when Harry Potter encounters the Sticking Broom. In Chapter 1, Professor McGonagall searches for a way to profit from an idle few weeks in June, Professor Snape endures a period of unwelcome celebrity and Hermione considers how low she is prepared to sink to earn a prefect’s badge. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Harry by accident gets infected with a Love Potion that makes him irresistible to everyone he meets. Will he survive? /"Ms. Granger get off Potter immediately!"/ Probably not…

What if there was a way that Sirius Black could return? What if two sisters knew the answer? How much trouble can two sisters get upto at Hogwarts anyway? H/OC Oliver/OC D/OC R/Hr.

It's Hermione's final year at Hogwarts and what better way to go out than to play a few harmless pranks on everyone's favorite Professor? After getting ahold of Fred and George's list, she's set out to complete her biggest challenge yet--pranking Professor Severus Snape.

SLASH. When Harry Potter draws Draco's name, he has to be his Holiday Angel.

Catch-22: any illogical or paradoxical problem or situation; dilemma.

Harry and Snape slash story written against my will. Which is why it's Riddikulus!

It's the summer after OotP, and Percy Weasley is a man without a mission.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione expected that their trip to Seattle, America would be Voldemort-free and...well, frankly boring. After a catastrophic even tears the trio apart, Hermione and Ron are frantic to find their friend, unknowing that he has a slight problem and is now staying with a group of teenage Muggles.

Lavender Brown had once wondered what it would be like to lead a life like Harry Potter. But not for very long. After all, what with being in the most popular house at Hogwarts, having a best friend like Parvati Patil and magical powers, who needs a scar on your forehead and a fight to the death with the Dark Lord? However, Lavender’s life is not as it seems. She has a secret that she needs to keep a secret and when Zacharias Smith discovers this, Lavender enters into a pact that ends up being a lot more than she bargained for…

Harry Potter and his friends are in their sixth year at Hogwarts, and Remus Lupin has returned to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. One day, Dumbledore and McGonagall are strolling through the castle when Albus accidentally sets off a spell that turns all the professors into their sixteen-year-old selves! Naturally, chaos ensues, and while some are enthusiastic, like Lupin, others, like Snape, are feeling quite mutinous. Throughout the week, the professors must attend classes with the other students and come to terms with all the ups and downs of being teenagers again. Unlikely friendships arise, and the professors learn more about their students and themselves.

Lily and James have always hated each other. Falling in love with one another was a thought that never even came close to crossing their minds…until it did. How? Why, with the help of some meddling friends, of course! Read and find out how this story twisted and turned Lily’s life into a fairy tale...the one thing she feared most.

Draco's Diary is full of secrets. Dare you read it?

*HP/DM SLASH!* This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sex-crazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have her own agenda? Hmm, let’s think....

Harry's summer starts out normally, but then the Dursleys invite the Grangers over for two weeks (of course not realizing they have just invited a witch and her family). As the summer progresses, though Harry and Hermione try to fight it for Ron's sake, they become more than friends (a little "friendly" slumber party in Harry's bedroom). When they arrive at the Burrow, they both attempt to keep it a secret, but dirty little secrets have a way of getting out.

Sweat glistened over his leanly muscled chest, his jet black hair thick and curling over his eyes, sticking to his cheeks and neck. He looked... well, he looked bored, actually, but that was beside the point - Hermione couldn't take her eyes from him. Ginny nudged her shoulder. "Did Malfoy just sing 'I love my stinky cheese weasel'?"

The characters of Harry Potter have decided to take part in a special season of MTV Diary. Watch as the chosen few reveal secrets, goof off, and make fools out of themselves.

It's a few years after Hogwarts and Hermione is running her own small Auror firm. When things start to go down hill and the ministry threatens to close her down, she is offered a place in a competing firm with Draco Malfoy. Meanwhile, she's taken up an owl ``correspondence with the man of her dreams! Who is her secret friend? Based on the Meg Ryan movie "You've Got Mail". (Loads of fluffy humour).

Set in Harry's seventh year: Ginny's being awfully secretive about her new boyfriend, and when Harry finds out who it is, he realizes why. Meanwhile, Ron is keeping busy with Hermione and being Gryffindor's Quidditch team captain. Everyone's getting ready for the end of semester dueling challenges. Malfoy has a breakdown, Pansy Parkinson is continuously ignored, and Harry spends all his time fantasizing. Eventually D/G, H/G, H/D, R/H, and more.

Ginny hates dresses, but will Harry ever make her change her mind? And once he see her again, will she still be the same old boyish Ginny?

It?s been almost nine years since they graduated from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. Now they are in the real world, dealing with the biggest obstacle they ever met: Life. Join them, and see how they deal with it all, in their own funny way. Will they succeed in their mission? You would have to read to find out.

This is the tale of James Sirius Potter, as seen through the eyes of his mum, Ginny. We begin his tale in his infancy...

Ginny Weasley had a plan. A very good plan, if she said so herself. At least, it was very good plan, until Charlie came along to muck up the works. Will Ginny's matchmaking efforts be foiled? And which is really more seductive, the dragon or the wolf? Let's ask Tonks.

Get inside the heads of five completely different friends while reading their journals. While trying to figure out who's who and who's 'you know what-ing' with who, you also get to see teens grow into adulthood and let me tell you, it's all fun and games! There's the witty self centered one, the confused hopeless romantic, the intelligent worry wart, the 'in denial' head case, and the fast acting ladies man. Let's see if you can handle it.

...in which he spends no time trying on leather pants...

Draco & Hermione. When Hermione goes to a Renaissance-themed town, she stumbles upon a fortune-teller who offers to help Hermione get what--or

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

HG/DM/HP love triangle. Hermione sets out to seduce Draco and asks Harry for help. Harry reluctantly agrees and the sparks fly!

Hermione and Ron are dating but something will cause them to break up and loose contact. What will happen if they see each other again a few years later?

Lily Evans has the world's most enormous crush on James Potter, who obstinately refuses to notice her. She comes to the conclusion that bad girls have all the fun, and with a little help from her friends, tries to lose her 'goodie-goodie' image. Join Lily, the Marauders, a large helping of green jelly and, of course, the Bad Girls on a seventies romp through Hogwarts. I apologise for the word ‘romp’.

COMPLETE. What is it about Scarlett that sparks a phenomenon unlike any Hogwarts has ever seen? What is it about her candid newsletter that has the boys writing her avid fan mail? What is it about this woman that has the girls seething with jealousy? What is it about her that sends the teachers to the end of their last nerve? And why in the world has she fallen in love with Gregory Goyle? Is there more to her than meets the eye? Find out in "The Scarlett Letter"! Based on true events.

SEQUEL TO THE MAGIC OF A BOOK. Hermione has her book, Blaise has his Hermione, Seamus has girls to flirt with and Ginny has Lavender to gossip with. But all of them thrown together, what will the consequences be? HG/Male!Blaise PRE HBP-FANON BLAISE

SLASH! PARODY! These raunchy journal entries expose the burning, secret``thoughts and desires of Hogwarts’ sex-crazed students and staff! Warning:``contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers,``kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

Someone gets a crush on Fred, so he decides to have a bit of fun. But in the end, the joke is on him. A feel-good comedy (the world needs more of them) with some Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny shipping. Avoids triteness by poking a bit of fun at song fics and romance fics in general.

Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter.

It all started with a few amourous glances courtesy of Draco Malfoy. And it continued with a bet initiated by Hermione Granger. Then it just got messy when Blaise Zabini got involved. Romantic quagmires, quandaries, and cliches promised.

Voldemort punishes Draco by sentencing him to 'service' the Death Eaters. Harry catches a glimpse of him when its Voldemort's turn through their connection. Experiencing what the Dark Lord is, Harry begins to unintentionally fall to the surprising and enthralling allure of his arch nemesis.

If Mary-Sue must exist, evil will make the best of it.

I recalled several small incidents from the last few months and came to an alarming conclusion. I had a teenage fan club.... How had I become so popular with the twelve-to-sixteen-year-old set? What did they see in a shabbily dressed, prematurely greying Defence Against the Dark Arts professor? And sweet Merlin, why couldn’t this have happened to me twenty years ago?

It's Lily and James' final year at Hogwarts. It's also James' final chance at winning Lily over, but Lily is still not keen. Lily begins to feel something for James, and James plays knight in shining armour - literally!

Curiosity killed the cat. But for Draco, it was a fate worse than death when he was accidentally turned into an eight-month-old baby and found himself in the care of the Weasleys. Featuring: a magical smirking baby, hilarious parenting experience and the grand Malfoy Manor

Ginny deals with dangerous creatures on a daily basis. Handling Draco Malfoy should be a piece of cake. Right?

After the Department of Mysteries fiasco, Draco Malfoy is charged with aiding the Dark Lord and found guilty. He's given a choice: Azkaban or live like a Muggle for the summer and attend a Muggle school. Obviously, he chooses the Muggles. Unfortunately, he's in for a hectic ten months...

When Draco Malfoy decides to put on a show, boy, does he have a lot to show. And when he puts on a show for Harry Potter, everyone gets to enjoy the act...

Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - when will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com.

Bill Weasley is thrilled when he's offered a job that pays one-hundred galleons. Unfortunately, he starts to have doubts about it when he gets shot at by wizards with guns. Dodging bullets and sarcasm from his new co-worker, Bill finds himself travelling to Venezuela and searching for an item that could end free will. An Indiana Jones meets Lara Croft meets Harry Potter sort of fic, except there's no Jones, Croft or Potter.

Sequel to "For Better or For Worse". It's been almost a year since Ron & Hermione's wedding. Neville & Ginny are about to walk down the aisle while Ron & Hermione are celebrating their first anniversary. Cho Chang is still carrying a torch for Harry Potter. Not to mention the fact that Luna & Hermione are expecting at the same time (one is planned, the other not-so-much). Come along for the sometimes bumpy ride on this long, strange trip into marriage, parenthood and friendship with plenty of humor, romance (and a little betrayal) mixed in for good measure.

James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.

Future ficlet. Draco reflects on fifteen years of marriage to the love of his life, Ginny. Major spoilers for "And Baby Makes Three."

Fred and George are faced with two great pranksters from the past. The great pranksters challenge them, and the prank wars begin. Who wins? Fred and George, or these great pranksters? Find out by reading.

Harry gets into Evan Rosier's Pensieve and learns things about Snape and his friends that will forever change the way he looks at the Ministry and the "good side."

Every Friday night there's a party somewhere. This is the story ``of Harry Potter's party and the events that come after it. If you ever wondered ``what the gang is like when they're drunk, this fic will answer all of your questions.

Three years post-HBP. Hermione and the Order want to break Harry out of Azkaban. The bespectacled twit got himself thrown in there when he failed to kill Lucius Malfoy subtly enough. Starts off H/G and R/Hr but Ron and Ginny are killed off in the first chapter. Hermione burns Harry in effigy, kills Draco, negotiates with a traitorous and unredeemable Snape, brews potions with Fleur, gets drunk with the Weasley twins and Lee Jordan, organizes an illegal jailbreak, writes columns for the Quibbler, and helps Harry come to terms with his Animagus form. This fic comes with a warning (aimed at diabetic readers) for an excessively sappy ending.

Severus Snape is forced to let his least favourite ex-student to help him with his post-Cruciatus effects. Contains sarcasm, fury and humor.

In which Mr. Prongs takes Muggle Studies, Mr. Padfoot has a crush on Professor McGonagall, Miss Evans demonstrates where her son inherited his CAPS LOCK tendencies, Mr. Wormtail discovers that his Animagus form is useful for petty theft, and Mr. Moony explains why none of this can possibly be construed as his fault.

It's a swashbuckling lunatic romp that begins with Draco and Ginny locked in Snape's supply closet as the Potions Master unwillingly mixes an Anti-Lust elixir, to be mixed into the punch at the Valentine's Day Ball. But you know what they say about the best-laid plans of mice and men...

Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dowdy, dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and formulate a plan. Snape cooks! Goyle cowers! Fun is had. D/G and R/H, written before OotP

Ron Weasley is a secret Agent for a special branch of the Ministry. Hermione Granger is the girl who left him ten years ago. Now his mission involves her, and the man she\'s pretending she\'s in love with—Draco Malfoy. Along with Harry and Ginny, they all end up in the happiest place on earth: Monte Carlo.

Snape's life is turned upside down when he discovers he's the father of a bright, young Australian! As time passes, he sees the major impact she has on the many lives around her, including his.

Albus leaves Hogwarts due to a important meeting and Snape seizes his chance to take over the school. NT/SS.

Sometimes the most unlikely people are really the most likely to get together. George and Hermione find humor and romance...eventually. First they must deal the gossips that are Lavender and Parvarti, Lee Jordan being his usual self, strange letters from mystery admirers, and Ron's crush.

If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for seven years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze, right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.

Draco and Ginny discover that the truth is a funny creature, especially when you can’t lie successfully.

Draco Malfoy discovers the wonders of glam rock and David Bowie. In the midst, romance blossoms. Slash.

When Tom Riddle, the adopted son of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, ``has had his *manliness* questioned by Ron Weasley, the Slytherin heir decides ``to prove his worth by casting one of the most powerful spells ever. Only *after* casting the spell did he realise that he doesn't know what it does. Of course it *has* to be a binding charm and of course it *has* to bind him to Harry Potter. AU slash Tom/Harry and Sirius/Remus

Hermione is \\

Harry Potter "was not a normal boy. Not that he was abnormal or anything, like some kind of loony, if you get my point." This begins a rollicking journey of intrigue, romance, suspense, and gratuitous violence. Actually, this is a parody of Harry and his pals that I hope somebody enjoys. In this story, you'll find: Clueless:Harry, Bumpkin:Ron, Annoyed:Hermione, and more. There's a shakeup at Hogwarts in Year 6, with Lupin back on board teaching a brand new class, a new DADA professor named "Canis White," and even a new History of Magic professor! On top of that, there's a competition between the Houses to see who can replace Fred and George as Hogwarts resident pranksters. And as usual, Voldemort's got a plan to get rid of Harry!

The Gryffindor dorm is abuzz with laughter and gossip after curfew as the boys cover for their friends' hot date. The talk turns to sex, and Harry gives away a little too much information. ``"Oh. I've been around," Harry said evasively. Everyone turned towards him. If he was going out with anyone it was news to them. But it would be just like Harry to keep it a secret.

Dyeing his hair is what saved his life. To be sure it was a heinous undertaking done without the aide of magic. He’d been without his wand for so long it was entirely possible he couldn’t have managed to do it with magic, anyway. Impossible to fathom, though, that Muggle women did this to themselves intentionally, and without benefit of pain medication.

Rated R. SLASH. Everyone has secrets. However, not everyone's secrets can ruin a reputation built by centuries. Draco Malfoy, driven to the brink by anger, accidentally lets his secret slip out...to Harry Potter. Pandemonium, a Wizard's Pact, and amnesia ensue. Harry/Draco.

Sex education at Hogwarts: After Malfoy has a near fatal encounter with Dark magic, Professor McGonagall decides it has to be taught earlier ... by Professor Snape. Note that this story is rated R -- nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.

Fred and George get a hold of a dictation spell and it is madness. The try to interview Harry and Co. to gain information on a girl they fancy, but instead begin an on going battle to get Ron to admit his feelings for Hermione, while she rants about the Potter merchandise, and so Fred and George decide to write slash fics instead.

Severus is stalking the Marauders. For strategic Slytherin reasons, naturally, and not because he is in the least interested in Remus. So, of course, he is not even remotely jealous when he starts to suspect that there's something going on between Remus and Sirius. And he doesn't obsess about it at all.

Tired of all the Makeover!Hermione stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.

It is Oliver Wood's final year at Hogwarts. Find out what he and his friends get up to outside of Quidditch.

AU fic. Lupin and Snape get into a fight at lunch. Eventually hauled off to Azkaban, they escape (with Sirius Black in tow) and set off to clear their names. Includes a teacher named Nads, Voldie playing Quidditch, snazzy Armani suits, Merlin's sense of humor, stinkbomb potions, but only a tiny bit of snogging. We're so sorry.

It’s Uric “the Oddball” Beaufolle’s final year at Hogwarts. Badgers, goblin raids, young love, demon summoning, evil vampires, new classes, and of course, Uric himself.

The war is over – Draco is grown, lives the good life and litters the landscape with his cast off girlfriends. But the memory of one true love beckons and he tries to reclaim the witch he could not shake, forget, or quit rowing with - Hermione. But this is no cauldron cakewalk for Draco; there is a little matter, two of them actually, for him to deal with before the happily-ever-aftering can begin. Worse, Hermione expects him to toe the line. Can Draco win his heart’s desire while keeping his oh-so-essential Slytherin dignity? Is any witch worth that kind of aggravation? This is the sequel to Draco’s Delicate Condition.

Having procured an extensive list of ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master, one industrious student starts a quest to cover them all in her 4th year at Hogwarts. A humorous journey following the escapades of one Merriweather Hapshat. Will she be able to survive Severus Snape's wrath?

Some brave soul has raided Voldemort's filing cabinet, and Lucius Malfoy's application to join the Death Eaters has been discovered. A fic for anyone considering a career as a minion of the Dark Lord.

It's the summer after Seventh Year. Five friends. One summer house. A weekend getaway without parents or rules. Leave your significant others at the door and watch as the wackiness ensues...

Harry will go through a lot during his fifth year at Hogwarts. ``Between constantly falling out of bed, plagues of nightmares, getting a little ``over exuberant with Butterbeer, dodging Weasley chaos, and finding out more about ``his past then he ever wanted to know; Harry’s in for the adventure of his life.