- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Astronomy Tower
- Ships:
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Characters:
- Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Romance Humor
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Quidditch Through the Ages
- Stats:
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Published: 03/11/2007Updated: 03/27/2007Words: 30,797Chapters: 5Hits: 8,380
Catch-22: any illogical or paradoxical problem or situation; dilemma.
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Chapter 02 - Correspondent Catastrophe
03/20/2007More letters are exchanged, Harry treats his House to a raunchy audio presentation, and Draco's got it real, real bad.
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Harry makes a discovery over the holidays, Blaise has some very good aim, Draco plays a game of elimination, Harry plays a Very Dirty Trick, and snog.
Words: 6,408
Hits: 1,377
Chapter 04 - Promise?
03/21/2007Woes of a scion, Draco Malfoy is having serious Personal Issues, temporary insanity makes an appearance at breakfast and Harry finds out just how good Draco is with his tongue.
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The boys do detention, Draco wants to die, Harry wants to have Draco for dinner, Blaise thinks this is getting disgusting, and Lucius is not pleased.
Words: 6,419
Hits: 2,328