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What could possibly be worse than Fred and George Weasley? A feminine ``version of them! Only worse...they're in Harry's year.

What could be so sick and disgusting that it would make Ron throw up five times in one story? What could make Hermione faint, Snape scream, and everyone else go nuts? Well, it's as simple as this corny, disturbing scenario! It's Severitus with a twist! A sick, sad, strange little twist...

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Harry is replaced by a table! No, actually, he was transported through time and space to the Federation Starship Voyager, where Harry finds himself in a stranger place than Hogwarts. As time goes on, more people come, but will they get home? Much confusion and humor, and we’ll throw in some Quidditch for good measure!

Ever wondered what would happen if the trio found out about all those cheesy Harry Potter toys?

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING. Also, this is so very AU.

Formerly known as 'Any Ship'll Do'.``This story starts out with R/Hr and travels on to much more quirkier ships.``It makes no sense, hence it's in Ridikulus. Enter at your own risk.

Harry and Ron are introduced to the wonderful world of fan-fiction. A parody of Harry/Draco fics. If you like Harry/Draco, do NOT read this fic!!!

Sex. An amazing, beautiful thing. Almost every sixth year has lost their virginity. Except the Hufflepuffs. Sad blokes. Harry Potter is also still a virgin. Hence the 'still'. Hermione and Ron have dragged Harry to a club where everyone is going to be there. Harry also... got a new look. This just may be his chance to lose his virginity...

The Author is hired to write a romance starring Fred and George, but when the 'ships get out of control, the boys demand some creative input. “We’ll make you a deal,” Fred started. “You write what you think she’d like... and we’ll only stop you if we get uncomfortable.” -- Famous last words...

"He was like an idiot savant when it came to mayhem." MWPP go pranking, first kisses happen, and Remus is grumpy.

Lily and James have been engaged for months. They set the date a while ago, but that's all they did. Now, one week before the wedding James is busy with Auror training and Lily and Alice have one week to plan the wedding. This is a sequel to "The Bachelor Party" and the latest of my Potter Family Album fics. Lily has one week to pick out a dress, cake, invitations, write the guest list, and so much more. James and Sirius are living at home while they do their Auror training and Lily lives alone in her apartment. Frank and Alice are newlyweds and Aurors in training as well. Other characters make appearances such as Terry Boot's parents, Nymphadora Tonks, and everyone's favorite Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Have you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Locked up by the Ministry, Uric finds a time turner that takes him on a wild ride through time and space. Who will he meet, and how will those meetings change the future of the wizarding world? (This is an AU from my other Uric stories)

Harry and friends are enjoying a relaxing evening in Gryffindor Tower when all is interrupted by the arrival of a most unexpected visitor.

After a hard night of partying, Sirius Black wakes up naked. And he's not alone.

A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...

Albus' brother Aberforth had been practicing improper charms on a goat. Ever wondered what those charms were and what kind of an effect they had on poor Albus' life? Now Albus will personally tell you the tale of Aberforth and the goat... listen carefully!

When Death Eaters attack Harry at home, and a suprise visitor picks him up, things get confusing. Strange new powers, pranks, and a strange order...The Dragon Heart Underground.

It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day, but Arthur Weasley and Julia Granger reveal a secret that ruins the big day completely. But they aren't the only ones with a secret that could wreck their lives. One Shot

MWPP and Lily are spending the summer at Moony's house, but what happens when a copy of GoF is found under a very messy bed and secrets are revealed?

Another day in Potions class that ends pleasantly for Harry, but not so well for poor Seamus.

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost over with their 5th year, ``and are in Hogsmeade. Harry and Hermione are now dating, and Ron feels slightly ``left out, so he has a conversation with Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. ``Some funny stuff, with some romance on the side.

After a Slytherin girl turns up pregnant, the staff at Hogwarts decide that all students third-year and above need to be taught Sex Ed. Snape is chosen to teach the Gryffindor and Slytherin boys.

In the summer between their fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts, the Marauders are over James' house. Unfortunately for them, that is no place for a quartet of pranksters to be, as there seems to be nothing to do! That quickly changes, however, when a mysterious book appears. Curious, they begin to read... And chaos naturally ensues!

With patience, weeks of planning and hours of effort, Ginny transforms Hermione for the Yule Ball.

Lupin gets married and settles down at 12 Grimmauld Place; Filch has a crush on someone; Harry meets his godmother; Ron is still feeling the side-effects of - er, well, Sirius is - oh, I've said too much already! Anyway, there will be loads of hilarious happenings at Hogwarts in Harry's sixth year!

Harry Potter is being beaten by the Dursleys; Hermione gets beeee-oootiful; Hogwarts gets a French transfer student from Beauxbatons AND a transfer from Durmstrang AND a transfer from America AND a transfer from Australia AND...; Draco turns over a new leaf; dances galore; and no one can figure out whether Blaise Zabini is a boy or a girl.

Lucius takes a very young Draco out for a walk. Big mistake... A rather short fic I hope you'll enjoy.

Some secrets are just better left secret. That's what Ron thinks when he accidentally gets hold of Harry's diary. Short and silly.

Out of sheer boredom, I began reading HP theories from various sites, and I was amazed at what people were coming up with. Anyway, the next thing I noticed were a bunch of plot bunnies tap dancing on my desk. This is not meant to be read anyone who is sensitive about characters, theories or 'ship. Read, enjoy and review!

The recorded conversations of the Black family's dinner.

The next chapter to the Jerry Springer show: Is Harry really gay? Did he and Draco break up after all? Will Hermione give Harry up that easily?

Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

The real story behind how Gyrffindor joined the other Founders to create Hogwarts.

An evangelical preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy: cue smiting, jokes and ever-so-slightly-gratuitous slash parody. You won't read another fic like this :-)

In the fall of 2000, a small committee of evil creatures decided to discover just how badly they could write when they tried. They ended up writing the most atrocious Mary Sue fic of all time. This is that fic.

A funny, slashy, funny (did we mention funny and slashy?) MWPP fic where James and Lily get it together, Sirius is, um. . . Sirius, there's some strip poker, a few laughs, and a TOTAL surprise ending (we think.)

A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!

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St. Patrick's Day at Hogwarts. Fandom jokes and cliches abound. Oh yeah, and St. Patrick was a parselmouth. (Or was he?) (Okay, he was, I just added that for dramatic effect!) (Or did I?)

When two fanfic authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co. are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... singing! Various characters will be turned into newts, fantastic hit musical sensations, and many end up falling into a large hole in the stage, caused by a tragic accident involving the ballet-dancing Oliver Wood and Hagrid.

24. James decides to write a book titled, "How I Did It." Nobody is entirely sure what "It" is.

It's date night. With Thai food.

What happens when all the characters in Harry Potter get together to play Truth or Dare? What about lots of laughter? Each chapter is for a different set of people or time period. Includes MWPPL and teachers.

Harry and Ron are back at it again! They reeeeeeally don't want to be back, because they know what's awaiting them. "VH1 Goes Inside..." is back! Why? 'Cos there are soooo many more couples left to pick on.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

After writing the first six chapters of A Change of Plans, P. D. Yerf decided she wanted to write an MST. Yeah, scary, I know. So, anyway, here it is, in all its random, pointless, and completely out of character glory! Includes cameos from Riley Snave (co-author of A Change of Plans) and the Male Voice from the Ron Pompeil infomercials (it slices! it dices!)! Enjoy!

Lily Evans has always considered herself to be a rather ordinary girl. But as she enters her seventh year, things in her life start to change and Lily begins to fear that she is going a bit mad. Suddenly she finds herself Head Girl, with her mates acting strangely, and a new and improved James Potter that she can’t seem to get rid of. Based on the writing style of Meg Cabot’s “The Princess Diaries” series.

This is my warped idea for a time travel fic! Diaries are meant to be fun, harmless things...they're not for Lily! One day she meets James Potter's (her stalker's) almost indentical twin! And who is to blame? Her diary of course!

Ron has a brilliant beyond brillant idea! Will he be the only Weasley to shine in his entire family? Will he join the popular Slytherins?

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. The collection of Episodes is inspired by the movies American Pie 1 and 2, as well as hopeless bouts of insomnia. Each time I cannot sleep, I shall add another one… unless people beg me to stop. Rated R due to language, adult content and because no one would read a Teen Comedy rated PG-13, let’s be honest. Enjoy!

Harry and everyone go on the Newlywed game. What will happen? Who will win? Who will be the couples and why will Ron be sleeping on the couch tonight?

When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings for her. But rather than just tell her, Harry devises a brilliant and complicated plan to get her to notice him...

Harry, Ron and Hermione stumble across a what-if-vision. What do they want to see? What will they get to see?

Ron and Ginny get into a fight, and some rather odd stuff begins to happen.

This is the same story as "The Wizard of Oz", only with different characters, and a bit different plot.

You already know the Muggle version of the story about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Wizards tell it differently.

At the beginning of yet another school year, head of house Severus Snape welcomes both new and not-so-new Slytherin students back with a few kindly words of wise, helpful and reassuring advice. Well, he welcomes them back, anyway.

Why that whole theory about James doing a Switching Curse with Remus would, most likely, blow up in his face.

In a world where Sirius was not framed and never went to Azkaban, two-year old Harry is in the care of his godfather. Sharing a house with Remus, all is blissful domesticity... until the day Sirius decides to put some shelves up. The Muggle Way. Will their happy home be destroyed in a cloud of brick dust and woodshavings? Will Sirius emerge with all his limbs still attached? And most importantly…will Harry ever get to Toys 'R' Us for his new paddling pool?

Rowling has said that book 2 was the most difficult to write especially the ending, in a early attempt she may have written something like this before she quickly threw it into the trash can.

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Voldemort in his many incarnations.

Spontaneous Death Reversal was completely unheard of, at least until this cloudy day in mid-2004 when an eight-year-dead Sirius Black begins banging on the long-ago locked door of the old Department of Mysteries.

I, Malfoy, hottest person in the school. I could have any girl (and most of the boys-even the straight ones) in the school. I, Malfoy, cleverest person in the school. I could beat Herm…Granger in any test. I, Malfoy, Quidditch player extraordinaire. I could have beaten Potter or Gin-the Weasley girl to the Snitch any time.

Beware--it's Harry Potter, TV soap opera-style! Dashingly handsome Draco Malfoy and fiery Ginny Weasley are engaged to each other. But when Lucius doesn't agree, to what extremes will he go to separate them? Featuring ginormous complications with Cho Chang and pointless drama! Prepare yourself for sobbing!Harry with a dash of Caplocksbold!Harry, angry!Ron, Caplocks!Ron, laughing!Ron, nagging!Hermione, wailing!Narcissa Malfoy, strange!Voldemort, diabolical!Lucius Malfoy, and verypsychotic!Lucius Malfoy! Oh, yeah, you might want to watch out for those arguments between old Lucy-Poo and me. Will Draco and Ginny live happily ever after or will Lucius ruin it all?!

Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are married and off on a whirlwind honeymoon. Some wedding guests remain to finish the leftover wine and wonder…

Stuck at the Grangers' London flat on a hot August afternoon, Ron and Harry have three hours on their hands. And a pumpkin.

Oh, life is cruel for one Ginny Weasley. Harry Potter has stolen her heart and refuses to give it back. Not that Ginny has a problem with him having it. It's only that she doesn't have his heart as well. Cho Chang always seems to be at the end of his line of sight, and Ginny's had enough. It's time for a plan of action; revenge on the girl who stole her man's heart. Slightly AU - it's fifth year, but not OoTP style.

Hermione is REALLY tired of fangirls asking how to take care of the captured Ron, so she has made a handy guide to get you through all the basics of making Ron happy.

Ginny wants Harry to notice her and it seems whatever she might try to do he will not even glance at her because his eyes are glued on to Cho! Ginny will do anything and mean anything! I think Draco might have something to do with this fiasco!

It's years after the Dark Lord was defeated. The wizarding world is at peace again, but a new evil seems to be lurking at Hogwarts. Student after student files in at the Hospital Wing, and Madam Pomfrey, unable to stem the epidemic, consults Professor Dumbledore. He turns for help to one of his most trusted employee. Will he agree? Will he succeed? And by the way, what's hydrochloric acid?

What happens when you mix the marauders, Lily and a movie theatre? This chapter: Food and lots of it.

Hermione listens in on Ron and Harry doing some... experimenting.

We offer Virgin!Sirius, Homophobic!Draco, Married!Snape, Straight!Remus, Sockporn!Dumbledore, Non-sexless!Blaise, Traumatized!Poppy, and other rare things.````Part 1: We meet Sirius, a relative, a certain hippogriff and eh... what? A Hogwarts that isn't over-run by gay students?

When the Hogsmeade Apothecary runs low on potion ingredients, Peter Pettigrew gets his comeuppance and Snape gets the shock of his life. Read if you hate Wormtail!

James is a bad boy. James stares at Lily. James doesn't pay attention is Transiguration. James turns best friends into aardvarks. Bad boy, James, bad boy...

TropicalSinger!Draco. MobBoss!Harry. IrascibleBartender!Ron. Showgirl!Hermione. Who could ask for anything more? (Backup singers not included.)

Neville discovers some interesting plants while doing an extra-credit Herbology project. With assistance from Rasta!Dean, he turns Hogwarts into a land of free love and inexpensive pot. But what happens when the Ministry declares weed illegal? And what does The Jammin' Lord V. think of all this?

What if Harry and Co. all had computers? Some strange things! An ongoing late-night chat turns into a saga in..."When Harry Met the Computer!"

Harry is the most powerful wizard in the world. He's also in a really, REALLY bad mood. What happens when some unlikely allies decide to help Harry cheer up by interfering with his love life?

This is a parody of the more outrageous hurt/comfort Harry/Severus slash fics.

The sequel to Stuck in a Room with You! Sirius gets a wee bit out of hand with his obsession, and Lily gets a wee bit out of hand with Peter... and someone else gets stuck in the room!

As another day dawns, Sirius Black confides to Remus his suspicions that they and the rest of the inmates of the Fan Fiction Factory are merely cogs in the wheels of some great and sinister conspiracy. "If we are imaginary," he suggests, "then surely our imaginations are as valid as anyone else's." Remus thinks he has a point. Severus thinks he's talking through his hat. Tarzan wants another banana. Join them in the Fanficfactory for another day of saving the world as we know it.

There's nothing like maternal advice when it comes to love... because a mother simply knows everything. Doesn't she?

Harry & Draco are late for potions! What have they been doing to be so late? [Slash] [Ooh, la, la, indeed...]

A Harry/Draco SLASH humour fic from the ANALogy+TOPology Potterverse. Under the influence of hallucinogenic substances, Harry and Draco match magical skills with unexpected and somewhat bizzare outcome. Written by an incorrigible slasher *vbeg*, this story explores the unorthodox and oft twisted relationship between Harry and Draco.

What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter? COMPLETE

Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. Who knew that Bellatrix freaked him out, too? Who knew that he had a sense of humor? Who knew that he was a tenor? Finally, the true life story of the Dark Lord... with music!

Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Draco's dressing for the Ball!

This is the slightly more serious prequel to "The Thinking Cap", co-written with Persephone_Kore and Alan Sauer. The Founders in the Sorting Hat take it upon themselves to sort out the argument between Godric and Salazar that split the school.

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Enjoy.

Every single one of us has taken the time to respond one of those e-mail surveys. Draco did too - a bit against his will, mind you - and this is what turned out.

A selection of the most random, the most brutal, the most unserious and the most utterly confusing alternate endings in fanfiction history (and possibly the most swearing you've ever seen during narration). All for your enjoyment!

Ah, the joys of motherhood. Lily Potter is in her eighth month of pregnancy and is experiencing some very odd cravings. Dig in with Remus and Peter as they seek to placate the rumblings in her belly.

It is Harry Potter's graduation party and one of the most raucous events that Hogwarts has ever seen. What adds to the chaos is a 'harmless' game of Truth or Dare, where secrets are revealed and very strange (to say the least), dares are given. From this, Harry not only earns the title of the Boy-Who-Lived, but of the Next Marauder.

Draco Malfoy's parents decide to arrange a marriage... with Pansy Parkinson! Many failed Cunning Plans ensue, involving Potions class, snogging, and several more engagements. No specific pairing, other than some hinted-at D/Hr.

Tom Potter has an insane life. His mum's a bit 'round the bend, and has been ever since her first-born, Harry, was killed. As if that isn't enough, Tom and Euan Abercrombie, his best mate, are the nemeses of our perfect Head Girl, Hermione Granger. When Tom is thrown into an alternate universe where his brother is still alive, well, let's just say that his life just became a lot crazier.