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Great scientific discoveries are made serendipitously. Wands make their presence felt. If you are claustrophobic, do not read this.

A common secret passion, and disturbed sex lives. John Malkovich makes an appearance, as does Mrs Robinson...And the return of Emo!Harry. Read on, Comrades. Thanks to Kyra, for an astounding beta. The title is a twisted take on Braithwaite's novel, ‘To Sir with Love ’.

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

One comprehends the world through the five senses and the one brain, and the brain is mine own...

I just had to put someone in harem pants and finger bells, and then Hermione caught my eye. She isn?t quite ready for the ordeal yet, but I intend to make her work very, very hard. Oh, and the reason or her being in this unseemly position is, of course, academic interest. After all, how far should you let your research take you? Also, to make things clear, I am not Draco Malfoy, I am just another evil thought being stifled for lack of space in his golden head. Phew! It?s hard to breathe in here!