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Harry Potter and the What the Hell? by Oirams
02/21/2004It\'s Picture Day. It\'s rather weird style though.
Beauty Mark by Juliane
11/05/2002Just a little PWP about Sirius, Remus, makeup, and beauty.
Letters: Both Logical and Loony by lucy_lupin
03/08/2006During the time between the Golden Trio's sixth and seventh years, Luna Lovegood and Zacharias Smith become unlikely penpals. The two hash it out with their own particular brand of logic, and Zacharias is very set on finding out the exact nature of Luna and Harry's friendship. And why does Luna think Professor Trelawney is part-kelpie? One-shot.
Draco Malfoy and the Thing Inside by vickevire
10/09/2006Draco is bothered by a distressing issue. It makes him push over coffeepots, try to avoid Harry Potter, and sneak out in the middle of the night with friends and minions. Especially funny if you like slash :D
Hermione's Wedding by Leinani
08/09/2003Hermione's dad speaks at her wedding reception.
I've had, you've probably had it. It's inevitable. Even for our beloved characters.
The Diary of Severus Snape by Miss Tito
08/20/2003Oh, the woes of a Potions Master. Know the thoughts of everyone's favorite Greasy Git as he writes in his diary. Eventual SS/HG and SS/HP
The Small Green Bottles of Doom by Flitting
03/08/2005The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. With special guest appearances by Lily Evans, Bellatrix Black, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, the Mirror of Erised, James’s toy snitch, and Remus Lupin’s temper. Rated for frequent use of the word “torrid.”
The Kidnapping by Heidi
02/11/2003When a kidnapping goes awry, what's left is a very confused Death Eater.
Lily And James Potter: True Friendship by XiniaPotter
09/27/2003First day of Hogwarts. The romance between Lily and James. The action Gryffindor and Slytherin. And everything else in between. Plus the follow up of what truly happened that night at Godric's Hollow. The true friendship between them all.
The First Date by Kas
03/31/2009Tonks and Remus are (finally) together! And tonight- they're going to go on their first real date. Trouble is, Tonks can't get out of bed, Remus is getting cold feet, Charlie is in the middle of a not-so-mid-life crisis, and Sirius is...well...Sirius.
Balm by Sarea Okelani
10/27/2003For fast-acting, temporary relief of minor aches and pains associated with unrelieved sexual frustration.
Shooting Lessons by Keieru
09/22/2001A ficlet set in Al's Snitch! universe. In which Draco learns to use his ... um ... weapon.
Why won't they get out of my head?!``Go inside the mind of a beyond obssessed Harry Potter fan...
Cultural Exchange by KariMalfoy
06/07/2004What happens when a bunch of American muggles get transferred to Hogwarts for almost a whole school year? Total hell, thats what! Read and find out about the adventures of six crazy teenage muggles and their three wizard friends!
Seamus gets a bit catty, and it's all Dean's fault.
A Comedy of Errors by Miss Moral
01/02/2004Harry wanted to propose to Hermione before the last week of their time in Hogwarts was up. Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes. A challenge from the FictionAlleyPark's Pumpkin Pie thread. H/Hr, R/L, D/G. Please R/R!
Skewed Reality by Hypothetical Madness
12/30/2003It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and all he wants is to be the lead guitarist in a rock band. Sure, his friends agree easily enough, but when it comes to finding a singer who can also play second guitar, things aren't so easy. So it's a surprise to Harry when he finds the perfect person for the job -- Draco Malfoy. A few late-night band practices take a decidedly strange toll on Harry's brain, and he can't seem to get the silvery-blond haired boy out of his head.
Cherchez La Femme by Missile Envy
05/12/2005When Lily Evans is the inadvertent victim of one of his pranks, James Potter decides that he'll do absolutely ANYTHING to make it up to her. Hijinks ensue. Only tangentially part of the Two to Lead universe; you don't have to read the other story to get this one.
Alexandra Sutton and the Nighthawk's Trinket by catmeat
02/27/2005Sequel to, One Day in the Life of Alexandra Sutton. After finishing her OWL's, Alex Sutton only wanted a relaxing summer before begining her NEWT's. Unfortunately, families have a way of complicating things. Includes the full story of how Summers and Fawcett got their beards.
Dining Out in Style...Sort Of by Lily Michelle
04/05/2004Harry comes home and Draco is hungry. What do they do?
Seamus Finnigan has everything a man could ever want. Money. Booze. Girls. But deep down he feels unfulfilled, and as usual it falls to our one and only hero to help.
Two For the Money by Irena Candy
08/28/2006Prof. Snape helps Ms. Granger take possession of a legacy, but before either of them can enjoy it, there's the little matter of a couple of Unbreakable Vows to deal with.
Disgustingly Noble by Sue Bridehead
06/27/2005On their last night before going to an exclusive Quidditch training camp for six weeks, Ron and Harry take Hermione and Ginny out for a special dinner.
Cho Chang's Guide To Killing Hermione Granger by Qweasley10
08/11/2003Well we've all assumed that Cho Chang may be a bit off, but just see how crazy she can really be. Slight R/Hr.
This is just a funny lil' fic about how Hermione is like totally clueless~!~ R/Hr (of course~!~)
You Rival the Rose by M.S.Webster
04/05/2006It is a very cold Friday night outside. Ron and Hermione are snuggled in front of a warm fire in the Gryffindor common room. Hermione is lying her head on Ron's lap, while he is gently stroking her hair with his hand. She begins to share childhood memories.
The Jealousy Gambit by Slumber
08/10/2003Short, sweet, and slashy. Zach asks Harry for wand lessons, and someone isn't very pleased at all.
Rhonda, Hermes and Harriet by Kiwi
01/02/2004Hermione and Ron have been fighting a lot lately. Will one of their rows go a little too far? Love Triangle involved.
The Truth About Mrs. Norris by GreenLily
08/23/2002Ever wonder why Mrs. Norris shows up on the map, but other animals do not? What is the real Reason Filch calls her my sweet? Well Curiosity overwhelmes the Marauders shortly after they have finished writing the map and many years later curiosity overwhelms Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Lee.
A Hogwarts Christmas Carol by Alice in Muggleland
12/20/2002Come on. Someone had to write this, and I've thrown myself to the task so we can all enjoy a little overly predictable Christmas Cheer featuring Draco 'tightwad' Malfoy. I just love the Dickens out of 'A Christmas Carol', so I have endeavored to bring to the light of day this ghostly little Hogwarts story guaranteed to make dear Charles Dickens to roll over in his grave and someone whose name rhymes with 'J.K. Bowling' get back to work on her novel so we'll stop writing this fan fic stuff and make her richer. So pour yourself a little Ogden's Old Firewhiskey in your eggnog, sit by the fireplace, or an exceedingly large candle, with your favorite house-elf or loved one and enjoy 'A Hogwarts Christmas Carol'.
Mon Mari, Mon Epouse by Mnemosyne
07/16/2006You're invited to THE wedding of the Potterverse: Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour!
Kiss Evans Day by GryffindorGoddess06
01/20/2007Lily is doing the nightly rounds. James and Sirius are executing a plan for a prank. What will they do when they meet? ~One shot about how Lily and James began~
Remmy on a Stick! by Lesse
03/11/2003Remmy on a Stick?! Sirius wants to know why a certain girl thinks that Remmy on a Stick would be yummy? Perhaps he'll find out why as well as some other things...
Once Upon a Masquerade by Cinderellen
06/26/2005Ginny meets her Prince Charming at a masked ball, but he may not turn out to be a dream come true.
Quidditch Analogies II by Diricawl
07/04/2002George and Alicia dated once. It\'s Fred and Angelina\'s wedding and old feelings are surfacing. What part do Quidditch analogies and Snape in tennis shorts play in this? Find out. G/Al
Lying to Myself by Flaming_Orange
03/08/2005What do you get when you mix Snape, Hermione, a pair of tight hot pink leather pants, a spoon and a really really big hole? Hermione doesn't want to believe it either, but there is no escape - and there is no denying the inevitable.
Korean Conflict by gilespy
05/16/2003A simple love story in which Hermione loses her hair potion, Ron and Draco are going out, someone says "BOOM!" to Hedwig, and Snape’s hair turns orange.
Strawberry Gashes by Gretchen Ross
07/25/2003An American girl comes to Hogwarts. Will she be able to survive the tantics of Malfoy?
Twitch by Saber ShadowKitten
06/03/2004That smile made him twitch.
Bitter and Sweet and Something Else by Cinnamon Wolf
04/03/2006Sirius Black muses on the twists his life has taken, the love he could never help, the times of school and the times beyond... but mostly Remus Lupin, and the mystery thereof. POV fic. A little fun, a little intense, a little of everything. R/S slash, but I promise it's good for everyone. I'll let you figure out when it's set...
I Suck at Letters, Love Ron by Lanni Weasley
02/18/2005Ron is very bored. With Ginny writing to some boy; Fred, George, Bill, Charlie, and his dad busy at work; his mum busy cleaning the Burrow all the time; and Harry not responding to his letters, Ron has no one to talk to. So, he writes a letter to Hermione and tries his best not to reveal his "secret" crush on her. But even that proves to be difficult for Ron to handle. Short and fluffy.
It's a dark and stormy night. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are playing a nice game of poker. Suddenly, Ron starts saying extremely stupid things. Oh, the things they could lead to!
The Sock by Silvertongue
06/04/2006James Potter has a hole in his sock, and he can't help wishing the girl sitting across from him were someone else.
I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today! by Calliope
01/23/2003What happens when Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Qwick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store? Mob scenes, a funeral, a Quidditch match, a dead guy in the bathroom, Draco the drug dealer, and more. A complete rip off of Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks". Featuring Dante!Ron, Randall!Harry, Veronica!Hermione, William!Neville, Caitlyn!Fleur, Jay!Draco and... Silent Bob as himself. Everyone's totally and completely OOC. (Except Silent Bob. He doesn't talk much here either.)
Unforgivable Ron by Kacie
12/02/2004It's the night of the final battle and Ron finds himself having to do something he never dreamed of. A companion story to Sincerely, Harry James Potter relating to events mentioned in chapter 4.
Fortunes of Fables by MidniteMarauder
07/22/2005James and Sirius discover the joys of Chinese take-away and those pesky fortune cookies. Set during MWPP era between sixth and seventh year. R/S implied, unrequited J/L.
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night by Fabio P. Barbieri
01/10/2005It was a dark and stormy night... the kind of night when ghosts are abroad...
It's a Potter Thing by hollytiger
09/09/2003H/Hr love. Post-Hogwarts.
Now and Forever by Lady Malfoy
02/14/2003Sequel to Secrets Withheld. Hermione's getting ready to plan the wedding. She still have to tell Harry and Ron though. And she still has to tell her parents. Will she and her love ever get the wedding that they want?
Playing For Keeps by Thalia M Kendall
02/27/2003Oliver Wood, Captain and Keeper of Puddlemere United, certainly has a busy season. And in a game against the Holyhead Harpies, he meets an unexpected match. Will this game have effects on not only his Quidditch career, but his life as well?
One of the students of Hogwarts has been murdered, and now everyone is sorting out their alibis.
My Lover's Smile by IceAngel1026
06/10/2003Oliver's story on how, when, and why he fell in love with Percy Weasley.
Enter My Labyrinth by Juliane
01/07/2003'Remus, you remind me of the babe.' 'Er - what babe?' 'The babe with the power.' 'What power?!' 'The power of voodoo.' 'Who do?' 'You do!' 'ARGH! Do bloody what?!' 'Remind me of the babe!' ~~ A Laby-flavored HP fic - funny & fluffy Remus/Sirius.
Dumbledore and Gandalf by Zephralysia
07/04/2004Gandalf the White writes to Dumbledore about "copyright infringement," Dumbledore talks about his Dancing Trophy, and Gandalf becomes obsessed with Professor Flitwick.
In Real Life by tigerkitty
08/19/2003What Ron, Hermione, and Harry would say if they read some of the fanfiction out there. Set at Hermione's house, where the three have spent the last two months of their summer holidays.
What happens when the Marauders, Harry, Hermione and Ron are thrown into a room, together? What if there was a muggle girl and a paperback book waiting for them?
Colin Creevey\\\'s First Report by PeterMurray
02/28/2003Colin Creevey\\\'s end–of–year report at the end of his first year. He did have a good excuse, of course.
Food Tales by max_theWanderer
04/15/2006Fred and George Weasley, owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes and master purveyors are proud to present to you their best and well-told bizarre Weasley food tales for the humor pleasure of everyone from kids to adults. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - the food tales fresh from The Burrow in Ottery St. Catchpole! Need to say more? Nuff said!
The Diary Of Lily Evans by SamanthaKeo
01/20/2006I've decided at last to take control of my life and write a diary, which will tell the truth about Lily Evans.....
Three Fairy Godfathers by dreamer_marie
02/08/2006When Lily goes into labour, James is unceremoniously kicked out of the bedroom. To help pass the time, he owls his friends Sirius, Peter and Remus.
Of Unresolved Sexual Tension by Emerald Riddle
02/12/2007In which Hermione scolds, Ginny teases, Harry feels insulted, and Ron is just confused.
The end of Harry Potter by cold mirror
06/23/2002SNAPE KILLS HARRY AND ****S HERMIONE!!! Well, I think that's eye-catching and exciting enough...
Inconveniently Convenient by shadowclub
03/17/2007After an accident Draco finds himself in an interesting predicament and must find a way to save himself. Features veela!Draco, Harry/ Draco.
Madam Match by TR00 KangaR00
04/07/2004Ginny Weasley is a twenty-something year old single witch, with a job she hates. Her friends claim her talent is matchmaking, but she doesn't get why they always want her to "match" them. Her couples always have high sucess rates. Always, except for her own. Who will save her from dying alone and loveless?
The Case of the Misplaced Satisfaction by Xellas
12/29/2005Sherlock!Sirius solves his first mystery.
Why, Oh WHY??! by Reesie
01/16/2007He was still talking. With those desirous lips of his. Why could I only focus on his mouth? Damn sexual tension, I swear it ruled my life. I liked it, but you know what? I was sick of it! HG, Challenge by my friend Skittlehog.
Always Stick Together by hattiepotter
04/05/2005Set in Harry's 6th year. His relationship with Ginny quickly turns to something else and they have to battle through the Second War together. H/G, R/H.
Sirius Plays a Prank by Kateydidnt
07/17/2002During the summer after Harry's fourth year, Sirius's name is cleared after Peter Pettigrew is caught. He has now taken up the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts....
Diary Of A Slug by Morgana Malfoy
11/02/2002You've come back, again! What is your sick fascination with reading my secrets? Yes, I found those notes you left in my last diary. I can't believe you read it. Well, for the severly disturbed, here is my latest edition. I hope you have the decency to keep it to yourself. This is private stuff, you know.``~Draco~``Sequel to the acclaimed 'I Am A Slug'
Fred and George's Guide to Snogging by NotMyShoes
04/27/2010A Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes instructional publication by Fred and George Weasley.
Like Father, Like Daughter by kailin
05/08/2007Severus learns that small children can remember quite a lot.
More Group Therapy by T Proctor
07/23/2003The DADA Teachers go back for their second session with Dr. Kincaid. This time the session is full of surprises.
Everybody Here Would Know by SkoosiePants
06/27/2005A Muggle Studies assignment gone horribly... right: “Right,” Ron grumbled to himself, nodding emphatically. “Dirch’s a loon, Seamus is a dead man, Ernie is the most annoyingly adorable bloke alive, and I am not in love with Draco Malfoy.”
A Valentine's Day to Remember by hollytiger
02/13/2003Written for the PPA Valentine’s Day fic Challenge. Takes place in 7th year. Harry and Hermione go to the Valentine’s Day ball together and find out they could be King and Queen of the Ball. Also takes place later afterwards. Also contains RW/LB, SF/JB, PP/DT, NL/SB, and GW/DM.
Can't Fight the Feeling by blur_X-angel
10/16/2002It started with a little curiosity.. both Draco and Hermione didn't think this would cause them to think about each other all night.. they tried to go on with their lives not knowing that love's gonna blossom in their hearts... And when they finally realized it.. things got complicated so they they tried so hard to conceal it! But could they hide their feelings longer...?
Physiognomy by TromboneBorges
12/03/2003Ginny dates Draco. Ron wonders why. Harry and Hermione try to recruit Draco. Ron wonders why. Charlie admires Draco's gingerbread men. Ron wonders why. Ron sure wonders about Draco a lot. Draco wonders why. Features striking blonds, tortured souls, and evil biccies.
Nymphadora by Llewellyn
06/20/2004She's young, she's an Auror, and she can make her hair any color she wants it to be. Have a seat with Tonks at Harry and Neville's sixteenth birthday party and learn a thing or two about the life of our favorite Metamorphmagus. My first Schnoogler!
Harry's Sixth Year by Kristen
11/03/2003Harry and the Weasleys are going to MOM for some reason but don't know why other than it has to do with Mr. Weasley. When Harry gets there he is both shocked, amazed and happy about what is going on until he finds out that the Ministry is trying to humiliate him... what will happen?
Hide My Eyes by Lily Evans
03/23/2003Twelve years after the Trio's graduation, a new generation of mischief makers, brains, and heroes have started their career as a Hogwarts student. Names you might recognize are fairly loved -- the surnames Black, Lupin, Potter, Weasley, and Malfoy surface in this story. Told through the eyes of Sirius Black's daughter, Scarlett.. Hogwarts is a very colourful, interesting, and perhaps dangerous place to be around.
Enterprises of a Lipgloss Loving Gryffindor by Claire Julius
01/02/2002Well meaning, if somewhat shallow and inept, Lavender Brown pairs up with her best friend Parvati Patil to defeat the mysterious Anti-Gryffindor, but things, alas, are not as they seem...
The Death of Professor Binns by Adrasteia
12/27/2002"Easily the most boring class was History of Magic, which was the only one taught by a ghost. Professor Binns had been very old indeed when he had fallen asleep in front of the staff room fire and got up the next morning to teach, leaving his body behind him..." (PS/SS). What happens in his first class?
A Week in the Life of Lord Voldemort by da dragon
02/01/2004What happens when Snape is unable to come to school for a week? He hires a substitute! Guess who it is! It's Voldemort!
He'll Never Know by Laura Chant
07/27/2005Hermione has a dilemma, Lavender has lost all her underwear, Ron gets confused, Harry pole dances, Neville almost kills Hermione and for your own safety please DO NOT go to the library on a Wednesday night. All’s well at Hogwarts then. Not part of Happy Ending
The Tumid Courtship by Cruisedirector
01/11/2006Someone is clowning around at Snape's expense, or so Snape thinks.
The In-laws by LD Merling
08/14/2002Harry and Hermione must learn the subtle art of forgiveness as they hilariously face every parent’s worst nightmare… their headstrong young daughter is determined to marry the last person they ever expected. Father of the Bride meets Romeo & Juliet…HP Style!! Starts out in Harry’s point of view and alternates every other chapter. Funny and sweet!
Love at Last by Tom_Felton's_Girl
04/10/2003As the trio starts to drift apart, they enter their 6th year at school. Will Harry and Hermione share their feelings for eachother? How about Ron's feelings for Hermione?``Two characters will truly find 'Love at Last'.
A Night on the Town by Briana Rose
12/09/2005The brave men and women of the Ministry of Magic work tirelessly each day to ensure the safety of the Wizarding world. Unfortunately, they never expected to encounter the likes of a dumpster-diving Remus Lupin.
Mishaps With the Marauders by Aimee_Diggory
06/19/2003It is the Marauder era and it's sixth year. Come along for a wild ride that starts with a seemingly harmless carnival. More romance in later chapters.
Fallen for You by PhoenixRae
07/08/2003Ginny's in dire need of a job--FAST! Harry & Draco are in dire need of a secretary--FAST! Unwanted emotions, jealousy, and overprotectiveness ensues. Will this trio be able to work together in perfect harmony?
Out of Bed by Juliane
01/07/2003Ron makes Harry get out of bed to go to Quidditch practice; later, Harry makes Ron decide he never wants to get out of bed again. Slashy fluff.
Harry Potter and the Rogue Countercurse by CallaLily
03/16/2004Everyone knows Voldemort's coming - no one knows when. Everyone's preparing for the worst. Harry and Ron do research (gasp!). Crookshanks figures prominently. And what on earth is up with Hermione and the Weasley twins?
What Stands Between Us by Kyizi and Heliona
12/10/2003Draco Malfoy finds himself constantly thrown in the path of Ginny ``Weasley, but will he let her catch a glimpse of who he really is? Will Harry and Hermione ``finally tell each other how they feel? And will Parvati be able to find happiness ``again? D/G, H/Hrm and R/P.
No Big Deal by Pirate Perian
01/01/2004Shortly after Christmas 1995, Sirius wakes up in the middle of the night to find Remus brewing a potion. Or at least trying to. Remus explains his reasons, which involve a few insecurities that Sirius never knew about. Sirius, in turn, helps Remus out with a few well-chosen words. Or at least, he tries to.
The Government Stole My Toothbrush by pennswoods
03/30/2006Here for the first time ever is the collection of correspondence between Neville and Luna during the summer before their 7th/6th year at Hogwarts. Trevor is acting odd, Neville is confused, and Luna smells a conspiracy.
The Sorting Hat by Zwippo
05/26/2003A little story starring the Sorting Hat. It's a bit diffrent, not something you see everyday. I've never seen it before anyway. Makes you smile! Please R&R! :-) Thanks
When Harry Met Ginny by Siofra The Elf
07/28/2004Harry first met the Weasleys at the train station. Right?``When he is seven, Harry goes to the Zoo with the Dursleys. He runs into a family of funny people with red hair, and decides to follow them around all day.
Rebel Rebel by Juliane
11/05/2002James and Lily have a fight and make up. Sirius and Remus put on makeup and make out.
Lily Evans and the Gift of the Gods by Still Not Queen
04/11/2003The story of Lily Evans, and her years at Hogwarts. Learn why she and James just can't get along, what her gift is, why Snape hates James, and find out about the rest of her friends. More amusement than drama, kinda fluffy. Teaches authors a lesson as to why they should not give friends cameos.
Delusional Draco by Slythindor
04/21/2003“Malfoy, I was just kidnapped by Crabbe and Goyle.”``Draco is sick. There is one person he wants to visit him.``“I did not kidnap you!” He paused. “Crabbe and Goyle did. I simply hired them to do it.”``But what if he won't come on his own accord?