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Is there a main apparition point for Diagon Alley? If not, disasters may abound!

Elsie Bobbit, lowly Barrister, finds her hands full with an appeal filed by Draco Malfoy; not to mention a certain set of redheaded twins with little regard for the law. Both the threat of a Death Eater uprising and the creation of a joke shop franchise puts Elsie far beyond her average case load.

One night in the common room Hermione reprimands Ron. He doesn't like it, so he gets loud; unfortunately, his twin brothers are around. They answer the question Ron shouted. The answer they give leaves the whole Gryffindor house traumatised.

In the five years since the second battle of Hogwarts, 24 year-old George Weasley has successfully manned Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with help from his family, but not without feeling a tremendous sense of emptiness that was once filled by his twin, an emptiness that no person could ever hope to replace. His mother now worries that he will be alone for the rest of his life, and wanting to prevent that from happening, she tries to set him up with a number of bad matches. In the midst of all of this, George meets a witch with such passion for her line of work that he finds it impossible not to admire her, perhaps even more than in a friendly way...

They didn't die together. Fred wasn't prepared to handle that. This fact is so shocking that he hesitates in limbo. The Weasley twins were different people, but they always acted together. They were separate bodies and minds, but they always pooled their efforts. It is hard to make a life and death decision without George. It is harder than he would have thought to think what George would have done.

A Kwikspell advertisement complete with testimonials.

For Valentine's Challenge on FA. Katie Bell adores George Weasley, but doesn't know how to let him know. The prefects are planning a Valentine's dance and Ron really dislikes missing his dinner.

Each of Harry's years at Hogwarts have been exciting and he expected his fifth to be the same. What he didn't expect was two new girls, Meara Redmond and Elspeth Tweedie. Seventh years with a very unique minds and personalities, ``Meara and Elspeth bring fresh humour to Hogwarts.

George Weasley is introducing his girlfriend to his family, and that is a doubtful success - until a young girl knocks at the door and saves the situation.

"Love is like a violin--the music may stop now and then, ``but the strings are still there."~Anonymous. Sequel to Slow Dance.

Years after Hogwarts George reflects on the rather one-sided relationship he had with his twin.

Every form is a base for colour, every colour is the attribute of a form. – Victor Vasarely. The first in a series of one shots about several couples, all linked by the theme of colour, all from the male point of view. Featuring George Weasley and Alicia Spinnet.

One year after the War is over, George still hasn't gotten over Fred's death. Ron swears George needs a distraction to get away from "last year." Then, George meets Kaitlyn Thompson. Kaitlyn is loyal - to a fault. After all, that's what made her a great Hufflepuff. Her older brother (who has problems of his own, mind you) swears she needs to get out more, and break up with her awful boyfriend. Kaitlyn disagrees. Then, she meets George Weasley.

The war is over, but its repercussions are still being felt more than a decade after the fact. George Weasley finds himself drawn into the latest machinations of a former Death Eater: one who just happens to be an old family nemesis. Short companion piece to "George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography"

Sequel to Screaming Infidelities. Katie’s world came crashing down when she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her. Will she let George pick up the pieces, and put her back together again?

After Voldemort’s defeat, all Harry wants is some rest and relaxation. He shouldn't have let Fred and George handle the travel arrangements. 3rd place winner in The Leaky Cauldron’s “HP in Vegas” contest.

Fred, George, warning for character death. No one knows what it's like to be a twin, all-in-one-complete, and now you don't either. Personal and painful.

These are the thoughts of a school shrink who came to the school but no one knows why. She faces BIG fights with her melt downs and encounters six people who make her life difficult.

Ron's getting engaged to Padma... and he lets his family find out the hard way. Will Hermione let him go through with it? Or will George save the day? Fun and fluffy. (H/G, R/Hr-goodness)

Two days after the final battle, George reflects on what happened and attempts to cope with the results. Can he find the strength to carry on? Contains spoilers for "Deathly Hallows".

Ron and Hermione are to be married on this happiest of days. The twins would rather not be there when it happens.

What if Monty Python's sketch Hungarian Phrasebook happened at Hogwarts?

Sequal to Ogden's Old Firewhisky. Fred and George lose their enchanted Red Currant Rum.

A missing moment from OotP, Ginny pleads with Luna to stand up to her brothers' teasing.

Percy finds himself, after the War, caught up in a case of smuggling and worse, and the pawn, it seems, of numerous dodgy organisations and Ministry factions...

Angelina got a terrible feeling in her gut and tears pricked at her eyes. Why? Why couldn't they leave us alone? It was no longer about Muggleborns and blood purity. It was about nothing at all, nothing but fear and destruction. Now they were destroying their own world, too! Angelina felt an utter hopelessness and would have collapsed right there under the complete madness of it all, but then she caught Fred's eye. In that moment, she was so filled with love that she felt capable of anything. Co-winner of the March, 2007 FA challenge.

Mrs Weasley is fed up with eight-year-old Fred and George. They won't go to bed and almost wake up little Ginevra. Not only that, they have got Ron involved in their late night charades. When she drops off to sleep, the twins tell their younger a siblings a bedtime story

When Fred and George decide to help ickle Ronniekins get a girl, much chaos and hilarity ensues.

Sometimes there is nothing worse than having your faults pointed out to you. Especially when they are coming from your soulmate.

Fred and George Weasley never thought that being hauled to Filch's office could be a good thing. Now wrong they were. one-shot

(A/U!) Fred and George, young, care-free, and innocent, find the map which will lead them to success. Only there are some 'details' about the map no one mentioned...

Hermione and George are grieving, but will they have sense enough to know that it is better to grieve together than to grieve alone? Mildly violent themes.

For several long seconds, George's mind refused to comprehend what his eyes were telling it.

It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up.... post-DH, pre-Epilogue.

Angelina married George, instead of Fred.

The night before Ron's first year, Fred and George take it upon themselves to warn him of the "dreaded dangers" within the Sorting ceremony....

Vernon has a surprise encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new business. General chaos ensues.

Love and Wheezes in a time of war. Fred/Angelina, possible side of George/Angelina if you squint and tilt your head. No relation to Hermione, despite the name.

What happens when Fred and George Weasley, accompained by an...unwilling member of staff, travel back in time 400 years? They happen to bump into a certain Edmund Blackadder...

Fred and George Weasley are always laughing. Always happy, they dance through life - and all that see them have to smile. Yet they, like so many others, have been affected by the war. They too had family members that have been lost, they too have been attacked in their home. The difference about the twins is that they won't show it. But there is one young Auror who watches them, wishing they would open up and once - just once - show that that they too are in pain.

One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon-ish, humour.

Fred and George decide to put their money where their mouth is, so to speak and branch off from the prankster business into Flobberworm Juice. Poised and ready to sell, they’re approached by the one person they’d never have expected to help. Can they trust ole’ Perc? And why does he want so badly to help them sell the new coughs slashy product coughs?

A rare analysis of George through the eyes of the confidant he doesn't confide in: his brother, Fred. Rated for a couple curses: some suggestive scenes.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Ron isn't sure what he should be feeling or doing about a lot of things, especially Hermione.

Hermione and George continue their prank-filled love story with George's revenge! This is a sequel to my one-shot "Prankful Love."

Fred attempts to cheer Angelina up after her first practice as Captain for the Gryffindor Quidditch team.

Wouldn't it figure that on one of the worst days of George's life, the weather would be unrelentingly cheerful?

When your life isn't all that great, you sometimes get very determined to prove yourself. One girl wants to prove herself on the Quidditch pitch. Here is her story.

Ginny is trapped in a state of romantic denial. Harry is ignoring any memories of romance. Neither wants to admit any feelings for the other. But when a locked door and and a writer's imagination force them together, who knows what can happen? Sort of written for SIYE's "Baby, It's Cold Outside Challenge," but not really.

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For certain third years, Hogwarts is not all it's cracked up to be.

"All I will ever need, will always be right here. And I will always be there for him, too." - Written by a twin about the twins.

Life. Death. Love. Loss. Percy. Marriage. Whiskey. The Wheeze. Rolf. Romanians. Sex-Education. Snorkack-Catchers. Malaysian Battle Spatulas. Dead Siblings Talking From Beyond the Grave. All as seen by his Holeyness, George Weasley.

Harry turns thirty today. A party is being held for him at the Burrow, but he's dreading it. Why?

Ten Weasleys. One hundred words each. A family like no other.

Successful young entrepreneurs Fred and George Weasley -- whose products sometimes seem almost magical! -- are interviewed by the 'Sunday Times Magazine'.

Who is the boy in Aunt Petunia's flowerbed? How did he get there? Will the dahlias ever be the same again? (A story written prior to OotP, now utterly and unapologetically AU.)

[GeorgeHermione][oneshot] George is easy with his grief. Hermione knows it's not as perfect as it seems.

A simple gift can lead to the restoration of many things. Short one-shot.

An unusual pairing that stemmed from the Blame Someone Else challenge, this is the sequel featuring the first date between Padma and George.

Post-war ficlet. Grief has a funny way of lingering, regardless of acceptance or denial.

This is a short, cute fic. It is about Dumbledore's allegedly 147th birthday, and provides lots of out-of-canon craziness, lots of fun, and hopefully lots of laughs, too! Enjoy!

It's Hermione's birthday and she has got some really thoughtful gifts - or so she thinks! Soon, the gifts show their true colors and, well, you've got to read the rest!

Percy is understandably leery at the prospect of a bachelor party planned by George. The latest of the Weasley brothers to marry, Percy asks them all a question burning in his mind during a serious moment: how did you know she was "the one"? A one-shot companion to George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography. George/OC, all other ships canon compliant.

Fred and George's Hogwarts years, from their very first trip to Diagon Alley to their infamous final flight from Hogwarts, and everything in between.

Fred and George go a bit overboard in their pranks, and seem to have angered EVERYBODY, including the ghosts! How will they get paid back for their over-the-top pranks? Tune in to find out!

George Weasley relates on his life and being a twin. See life from his point of view and why he's jealous of Fred.

It's just a day in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes...

Double slash (//)- slashing and they find out that they are related to each other... ewww... Voldie finds his love, and so does Dumbledore... and Ron... and the giant squid...

Another vingette about the twins and one's thoughts on the other. Again, inspired by my own twin sister. My brother went away today. No. No, I don’t think that’s what I want to say. My brother and I. My brother and I went away, today.

Life is getting tough for the Weasley twins in their 7th year, and it isn't much better for their best friend, Lee. To brighten up their day, George Weasley and Lee Jordan decide to take a little trip into the past.

Geoge can't stop thinking about the word giggle. The only problem is that "giggle" makes him think of Katie Bell for some strange and unknown reason...

The very first of The Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Stories of Harry Potter to be made available to the general public.

Angelina had been looking forward to Hogwarts for years, so it came as a bit of a shock to her that she was so apprehensive about boarding the Hogwarts Express.

Almost a year after the Battle of Hogwarts, George was surprised when his wife Annie told him Harry Potter at their door, asking to speak with him. Whatever it is Harry wants to tell him, it doesn't promise to be pleasant, judging by his old friend's level of discomfort. When will the Chosen One realize everything isn't his fault? A friend is about to explain it to him. A one-shot companion to George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography. No slash.

Kingsley Shacklebolt had never expected his habit of solving the Daily Prophet crosswords to uncover a security leak. But when the Potterwatch passwords started to appear in them as answers to clues, he had little choice but to investigate who was behind it ...

Cedric Diggory is dead and Voldemort is back. It is up to a Hufflepuff and two red-headed Gryffindors to boost morale throughout Hogwarts...

Where Fred and George have a brilliant plan, Ginny is annoying, and Ron quietly has a nervous breakdown. Written for triatha_ron, 2007.

Fred and George have always been the perfect duo, but one harbours a secret resentment for his twin. What happens when one of Hogwarts' favourite jokers wants out?

There is more than one hole in George Weasley, other than the one of the side of his head. Ever since Fred died he'd been different, so his often neglected fiancée Angelina suggests he adopts a child for two weeks to see how he would fare as a father. George does just that, and adopts Holley, who had also lost a twin. They both expected nothing of the experience, but soon learn truly what love is. And how to heal that hole in both their hearts.

It is a strange thing feeling feverish without a fever. Love is an entirely new wonder for Luna Lovegood to marvel at. George x Luna

You're never too old for a heart-to-heart talk with your mum.

Voldie in love?!?!? But with whom? You'll never guess who, and you'll never guess how! And, with infusions of Monty Python and the Holy Grail and LOTR, how can you go wrong?

At the annual Order reunion, Fred and George's children decide to follow in their fathers' footsteps... Chaos and general silliness ensues! Mild George/Alicia, Fred/Angelina, mentions of Lee/Katie.

George merely looked at her blankly. "I'm waiting," he said neutrally, "for Hermione to come back and tell me what the hell a harvest moon is." George remembers a moment, the most important moments, shared with Hermione under the harvest moon. Geore/Hermione

The tragic event of March 11th of Harry's seventh year starts a vicious cycle of death and despair for several students and quickly spreads to the rest of the wizarding world. But even after the Final Battle, the war rages on. With people still dying and turning up missing there seems to be no end in sight. But Snape has a secret that may change all that, but at what cost? In the end is he a Killer, Hero, or just another Victim?

Eleven years in an orphanage where you're looked down upon as the "weird kid" is enough to drive any middle-school aged preteen mad. The same case is that of Alaina White's. Alaina has found that she can't deal with the others at the orphanage anymore, and just in time. She is visited by someone claiming to be a witch to be given the information that she herself is a witch, and one that Hogwarts spent almost two years tracking down. She finally feels accepted somewhere, but she has no idea of what awaits her over her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

On his first birthday after the Battle of Hogwarts, Angelina visits George with some news. Written for the Rebirth Challenge at The Quidditch Pitch.

Battle of the twins! When a new set of twins open a joke shop directly across from Fred and George, what happens? Prank Wars Abound!

What is a person's greatest weakness? Is it his need for companionship? His need for protection? For guidance? Why does the coldness in us always threaten to break loose at the most inconvenient times? A twin contemplates what happens when twins share more than they are supposed to. (Warning: twincest, slash)

Audrey Beauvais is a nineteen year old Auror in training and member of the Order of the Phoenix. The final battle against Lord Voldemort is finally approaching and Audrey is in the middle of everything. It is almost impossible for her to remain calm and focused as she deals with death, corruption, peril, and the secrets of a hidden romance.

Post-DH. George contemplates surviving.

Holly's home for the holidays, but it's hard to be happy about it when everyone else is back at Hogwarts, including the person she cares about most. (George/OC)

Twin-centric one-shot set during Book 5, after the duo left Hogwarts Fred is being a twit. George is tired of it. They beat on each other. And a good time is had by all. Mentions of various other Weasleys, Hogwarts students and mild references to Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia and Angelina/Roger.

George grieves after the death of his twin brother. A story of Fred, George and a carousel.

Dennis is missing. Colin is distraught. S-P-E-W is pointless. Quests are fun.

George Weasley has connections. And he knows how to use them. The title really says it all. Smutty, fluffy one-shot companion to "George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography." You've been warned!

SPLAT! Dungbombs were meant to be thrown off buildings, right? Fred and George certainly think so. Hermione disagrees, and Ron just seems to find it all rather funny.

AU. Voldemort accidentally turned Harry into a Horcrux on Halloween, 1981. That action further destabilized his already fragmented soul - creating yet another Horcrux, larger then the norm. This soul fragment successfully possesses a dying toddler abandoned at an orphanage, but fails to fully transfer Voldemort's memories. Tom gains his memories back as he grows older, but he is not content to simply remain Riddle's mirror image. And befriending Harry Potter seems a good start to finding his own path.

The new Gryffindor prefects share a private moment to congratulate each other at number twelve, Grimmauld Place. The twins help. A one-shot, missing moment from OotP.