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Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort's right-hand wizard, fancies fancy script; his son fancies it's too difficult to read. Sometimes, a few small letters make a very big difference. [H/D slash]

We've all heard this: "Malfoy swaggered forward and got his wish at once: the hat had barely touched his head when it screamed, "SLYTHERIN!" What if that hadn't happened? What if, instead, the hat had yelled something else?

Severus and Sirius start fighting over a newspaper article. Remus has a migraine and doesn't like the noise at all. Severus finds out just why Remus is being so moody. Sirius finds it out, too, and faints. Two times. In the end, everything is okay - at least if Severus gets some chocolate for Remus SOON....

There is one Christmas tradition that Snape dislikes more than Christmas dinner . . . and this year, tradition has caught up with Severus Snape.

Can you imagine a way how Draco Malfoy ends up willingly in Harry Potter's arms? No slash! No Quidditch accident! Both of them being in character! Well, go and find out!

In an alternate universe, members of the Order (including Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Neville and Luna) gather for an evening's relaxation. Pretty much everyone ends up naked. Don't worry, Dumbledore doesn't attend.

Last time we left book 4 Cedric was dead...now find out what happens at his wake. Cho is upset, Roger Davies gets lucky, Ginny fights shipping wars with Pansy, Draco has a new business enterprise, Fudge gets his hands on Book 5, Lucius almost reveals his secret love, Ron discusses wand length, Fred and George are on a quest, Sirius gambles, Harry finds out who really killed his parents and a special someone makes a guest appearance.

What could possibly be called a sequel to A Tale Of Little Plot. You don't have to read that first. This one makes even less sense, and, as the title suggests, has no plot. At all. There may be smidgens of a plot at some point, but they tend to get forgotten about.

It's raining. The Weasley kids are mad at Percy, who has just returned to the family. Harry needs some fun and smiles. What better way to cure all of these than a good old-fashioned game of Truth or Dare?

Two fourteen-year old wizards. One bottle of Firewhiskey. It was love at first sight.

Dum de DUM! You asked for it, and here it is, the sequel to Stuck in a Room With You and The Obsession with Duck-Duck-Goose! Snape's starting to get annoying (duh) and Sirius is starting to be more annoying! Needless to say, things get interesting!

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to sort the most... marauding generation yet.

This is another of my 'Magic Quill dictation' fics. We all read about Harry's careers advice session, but the other students must have had them. Here's Crabbe's.

Our favorite Dark Wizard (besides Voldie, of course!) has written a "How-to" book. Lots of demons, sacrificing, Exceedingly Difficult things, evil magical creatures, and most importantly, dark magic!

Six people walk in on James and Sirius doing...something. But what is it that they're actually doing?

Poking fun at the menagerie of relationships in the Harry Potter fanfic world!

Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inheritance.

'Lover's Got Your Lips' sequel. Sixteen years later, it's a Weasley family pre-Hogwarts reunion. Lover's Got Your Lips reappear, so Molly takes matters into her own hands and teaches the twins a lesson they'll never forget.

Harry chases Voldemort through the streets of his neighborhood. Will he ever catch him? It'll keep you at the edge of your seat till the end!

A variant of an idea from Christmas of Surprises (AT, 10 chapters) in which Ron and Hermione do decide to tell his parents they\\\'re now lovers. This isn\\\'t part of that story\\\'s continuity though, it\\\'s just one way things could have happened. Ron/Hermione, obviously. Set eight months after the end of Christmas of Surprises just to confuse people.

When you go to school with the Marauders, there is never a quiet day. But, today, not a sound can be heard! Something must be up...

Fred and George come across something interesting while wandering the halls of Hogwarts...

In the sequel to The Grandfather Paradox, Ron and Hermione's son from the future adapts to life in his new home. Or tries to.

JKR has so far told us nothing about Luna's years at Hogwarts before we meet her as a fourth-year student. Has she known the secret of the Half-Blood Prince all along? This story consists of six vignettes from Luna's life. Each takes place during the time-frame of one of the existing Harry Potter novels (well, the first takes place the summer after book one), and the last takes place during the summer before the book we are currently anxiously waiting for. Make your waiting a little easier by reading my story to see what Luna might know about the mysterious Half-Blood Prince.

Tonks asks Remus for a favor, involving a dinner party and several pieces of silverware. Remus did say it himself: loads of people eating and himself just don\'t work out...

1981. Bill Weasley has dragged his father to Headingley to watch the baffling Muggle sport of Quikket. The odds on England beating Australia are 500-1 against. But Voldemort is at the height of his powers, and just as the England captain thinks his problems couldn't possibly get any worse the Dark Mark appears over the Kirkstall Lane End.

Ron and Hermione discuss the name of their second child -- Ron is not impressed with Hermione's first choice in boy names.

A silly one-shot, as Remus tells the story of how Harry and Ginny got engaged at Harry's Bachelor Party.

The characters of Harry Potter discover fanfic, and some of them are less than receptive to some of the pairings. Others, however....

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and romance is in the air! Severus and Hermione find love thanks to a meddling Dumbledore, but everything they do seems oddly familiar… An SS/HG parody featuring Severus angst, a whiskey-drinking Hermione, a sarcastic narrator, neo-Death Eaters, potions, tea, books, transparent plot devices, Draco Malfoy in leather pants, talking familiars, amber ringlets, butt-hugging jeans, and a sextacular Pagan wedding.

Harry gets drunk on Fenway Park beer. Draco gets in a fight with a Red Sox fan. Voldemort plays shortstop for the Yankees. Fun is had by all. (Crackfic!Warning: Contains Americanisms, beer, peanuts, Highly Improbable Coincidences, more beer, bumbling villains, and a blatant self-insert. Ships are Harry/Draco, and unresolved Jeter/A-Rod. Fic takes place on July 31st, 2001.)

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are determined to find out what their professors are doing in the staff room. When they find out...

An article in The Daily Prophet regarding the Tremendous Trio sparks another round of gossip at Hogwarts.

Hermione becomes Snape's confidante as he suffers a mental breakdown; much hilarity ensues.

Severus Snape gets a surprise when he opens his naughty magazine.

Ron slips up with a dirty word in front of his nieces, and Hermione declares an unsettling ultimatum until he improves his language. ONESHOT. RonHermione. HarryGinny. PostVoldemort.

Shameless parody of poor Shakespeare with abriged and unabriged verses, demented casting and lots of silly things

When Ron's curiosity gets the best of him and he "borrows" Lavender's ``magazines, he and his roommates spend a rather interesting evening learning more ``than they ever wanted to know about girls- and themselves.

Honestly! Who is in charge of Occupational Health & Safety at the Ministry? Brains in tanks and unmarked dimensional portals! In this little trial transcript, Sirius' estate gets litigious, Fudge talks facial hair, Lucius struggles with life in the clink, and Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock. Naturally.

Following the events of "Slightly Off-Kilter" and set roughly during the later part of Harry's fifth year and early sixth year, Gayle and Severus try to reinfiltrate the Death Eaters to find out what's up. Well, Gayle does anyway... Severus is a less than enthusiastic party to the fiasco. The "return" of Gayle's insanity adds chaos to the mix and no one is more surprised than Severus when her nuttiness may just pay off. Gayle, of course, had faith in the powers of insanity...

The Marauders are bemoaning their unlucky romance lives when a gorgeous American transfer comes in. What will happen?

Sequel to that heartwarming classic, 'Harry Potter and the Year of Living Stupidly'. Voldemort has been defeated, so what's the Boy-Who-Lived to do? Can he continue to be the most special person in the wizarding world without his arch-nemesis to contend with? You can bet he'll try! And Harry's not the only one having bad ideas this year! This is the story to read if you want to see just how crazy life at Hogwarts can get!

While JK Rowling is taking her sweet time publishing the Order of the Phoenix, we decided to take the story into our own hands. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Just for fun, imagine this is an audio book. Or not - it's really up to you.

The trio return to the Gryffindor common room to find things looking slightly different.

The Weasley clan, plus quite a few others, are spending a quiet Christmas together. Quiet? No, that's not the right word. Not for a Weasley Christmas. No romances or ships but there is plenty of fun, dragons and things that go BOOM!

At Harry's wedding, Sirius and Severus toast each other's health. Sort of. Repeatedly.

Molly Weasley forbade her children from ever talking to Harry Potter. Ginny disobeyed her, and married Harry. Now, years later, she wants to make up.

Really, it was just a bit of fun. Lily didn’t have to yell so much! Harry was fine; he enjoyed the fresh winter air. ``Sirius takes his young godson outside for a bit of play. Lily doesn’t approve of Sirius’ cure of boredom and James finds it all highly amusing.

What happens when the Marauders fall in love? You get a dating Remus, Molly Weasley's diary, Peter actually thinking - and Sirius has a new girl!

One night in the unspecified future, Ron spots Harry and Hermione sneaking out of Gryffindor Tower. Curious, he follows, until someone hexes him from behind and takes him to an unused classroom....

The Gryffindor girls play truth or dare. What else can you expect but hilarity?

Andromeda has plenty reasons why her life's over. Her sister's an evil Death Eater, her family can trace itself to the founding of EVIL, and on top of it all, she has an insatiable crush on Ted Tonks. Oh, to be a Black...

Snape has a stalker who is sending him some... er, interesting love letters. Snape's point of view.

What would happen if a laptop computer infiltrated Hogwarts and the students found FanFiction.net on Google? Rated PG for fairly mild, mostly implied slash. RW/HG, HP/DM, HP/RW, RL/SS, JP/SB, FW/GW, HP/TR, D/W, and HP/GW are all players. (I think I got them all.)

What happens when Beth and Veronica get somehow transported to Harry Potter World? Mayhem! Madness! Includes Lord Chickenmort, an extremely annoyed Snape. Torture by singing and much more! The girls are perfectly normal... Deep, deep down inside.

Written for the challenge "A prophet did once say that honesty's a lonely word." Draco knows that discretion is the better part of valour.

Sirius, Remus, Peter, and James have a notebook that they all write notes to each other in. Find out what happens to them during their school years through its pages.

Thanks to a malfunctioned potion, Harry and Hermione are forced to view life in a different perspective. Not your ordinary Freaky Friday plot! Warning: may bust lungs and cause sore butts.

Unusual pairing of Ron/Neville. In their seventh year they are used as an experiment of an alternative unforgivable curse by the dark side. Includes Ron's blunt humour and accidental and embarassing situations for poor old Severus Snape.

Hermione and Draco are sucked into a world filled with zombies by a Convenient Plot Device. Watch them fight evil! Watch them kiss! Watch them fight more evil! Not quite as absurd as it sounds.

Lily gives the boys squirt guns...and before you know it...

You've always seen Dudley from Harry's point of view: a classic bully and unbelieveably spoiled prat. Now see Dudley redefine his persona to the garishly baroque stylings of none other than Sean "Puffy" Combs.

Riddle meets the Marauders, or at least two of them... James and Sirius. Need we say more???

Draco Malfoy attempts to woo Hermione Granger via Owl messages for Valentine's Day.

Sirius politely requests that Remus accompany him for a day of babysitting. (Actually, Moony gets blackmailed into the job, but who's keeping track?) Unfortunately, Sirius' four-year-old cousin, ickle Nymphadora, is not the sort of little girl who likes tea parties and fairy tales. How hard can it possibly be for two Marauders to entertain one small child for a day...?

After Dobby makes a surprising appearance at a Quidditch game, Hermione decides to begin HEQL - the House Elf Quidditch League. Tons of Quidditch and Houseelves, including a famous sponsor and a match against Slytherin.

It's Ron, experiencing an influx of negative karma. I almost feel bad for him... almost.

In which Hermione is ruthless, Ginny is oblivious, Ron is squicked, and a cupboard is cliche.

The A&T boys are at it again! Two wet boys, three inquisitive team mates. What on earth is happening in the showers?

What do you mean, they snogged in the Great Hall? In front of EVERYONE?

What Salazar Slytherin was really like. A sequel to "The Truth about Gryffindor"

Once upon a time, there was a Boy Who Lived...

Ever wonder what would happen if you took characters from different walks of life and put them together? Add cheesy songs, cameos by certain sexy actors, and a pair of teenage girls who call themselves Bob and Fred, and you've got this story.

"I dunno know where we sent him," said Fred. Where did Montague go when the Weasley twins shoved him into the vanishing cabinet? Follow his journey as he tumbles through a world of socks, gets caught in a strange Quidditch match, and dreams of blonde beauties coming to his rescue. A tale worthy of the Quibbler’s front page. It just so happens that the magazine’s biggest fan (and master of unbelievable storytelling) gets the scoop and helps him return. Hundreds of references to canon events with special tribute to JKR’s love of socks. Gen fic. Warning: Slytherins are (implicitly) cruel to animals.

Four friends receive a package and a mysterious note one summer's night, and settle in for an evening of shocks and surprises. Prisoner of Azkaban, MST'ed.

Hermione Granger\\\'s report at the end of her fourth year. Also, a letter from the substitute DADA teacher to Dumbledore.

Ginny's diary - explore the inner whingings of Ginny, and listen to her ramble about her crush - that blond sex god of a Slytherin, Draco Malfoy.

This is the true story (true story) of seven strangers (well, not exactly strangers) picked to live in a house, work together, and have their lives taped. To find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real--The Real World: Hogwarts!

When Severus Snape gets a bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo in the post, he thinks nothing of it... until after he tries it. After getting fooled by a free!Sirius, Snape is cursed with the Madonna Curse. Chaos ensues...

The day had started out badly and it only got worse. Find out what happens when an employee from the Ministry of Education visits Hogwarts. It can't be good...

Several young Slytherins, including one Severus Snape, face a ``transfigurations exam with dismay...

Poor James. Poor Sirius. Not even in Hogwarts yet, and they're already getting into trouble. But it's not their fault, honest. They really don't know where they are, why they are where they are, or any of the other details. Can they triumph? Can Sirius stop being such an idiot?

When Harry Potter turned 17, he discovered he had a special power he'd much rather do without. Harry Potter was, to put it simply, a demon magnet.

The mysterious AIP has a plan to foil the evil Mrs. Norris. But the question on everyone’s mind is: Who is the AIP? Why do they even exist? And why do Ron and Hermione SHAG constantly, but deny rumors of them being an item?

Two students find a different place to be alone together -- but what if they\\\'re overheard by a teacher?

Disastrous events occur when all four Marauders come together to celebrate Harry's first birthday. Topped off with girlfriends, wives, old school professors and, yes, pranks.

What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy.

AU Harry Potter fic. Ginny Weasley is a regular High School student in Salem, Mass. Follow her as she goes through her life in High School. Includes: Hormones, Puberty, Snogging, Fights, and spunkiness galore. See our favorite characters like you've never seen them before: normal human beings. Also includes a vast array of many ships!

Ginny Weasley\\\'s end–of–year report at the end of her first year.

What did the teachers think of Draco after his first year? Plus an exchange of letters between Lucius Malfoy and Professor Dumbledore after Lucius has seen the report.

Hermione and Draco get their two kids ready to go to a Halloween party.

A 1981 meeting causes some angst among the Order of the Phoenix

An illegal connection to the Other Realm Transport Closet Network ditches sixteen-year-old (and newly-revealed-to-be-a-witch-and-not-yet-anywhere-near-in-control-of-her-powers) Sabrina Spellman at Hogwarts. The meeting of two very different magical worlds doesn't go as smoothly as one might expect. For one, Snape is turned into a pineapple.

Remus Lupin meets Rita Skeeter ... and her Quick-Quotes-Quill.

Four years after ``Hogwarts, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Harry are faced with a whole new set of ``challenges just trying to keep their jobs, pay their rent, avoid killer ``land-ladies, and promote S.P.E.W. They thought they were safe after ``Hogwarts, but little did they know life would just get weirder. Told ``entirely through writing, be it posters, letters, junk mail, etc.

Ginny finds that taking a stroll through Hogwarts in the dark may have disturbing consequences.

Can't really tell, because there is no plot really. Just me on Vanilla Coke and Pixie Stix (not a good combo...for 3:00 in the morning)

Severus is tortured by his husband, Harry Potter, and their son on his and Harry's anniversary with gift exchange and puppies.

During a school break, both Harry and Draco (unknown by each other) go to Las Vegas. At a club, they meet, and aren't too happy. After a little bit too much to drink, they both make the mistake of getting married. Together. Oh, dear.

You're joking! Snape's a Veela? And Harry Potter's his mate? I think this is a Veela tale gone wrong!