Montague's Journey

"I dunno know where we sent him," said Fred. Where

"In his mildly curious state of mind, Montague absently reached out, caught the snitch, and instantly regretted it." In the second stop along his surreal journey from vanishing cabinet to the fourth floor toliet, Montague finds himself observing a brutal Quidditch match from a very unique perspective. Of course, he has only himself to blame for the outcome. Beware of gurgling Bludgers.

Montague begins to assess how he can get back to Hogwarts and enact revenge against the Weasley twins. However, the situation is pretty bleak given that he's inhabiting a snitch that is locked in a Quidditch trunk. Hoping for rescue, Montague discovers first hand that you should be careful what you wish for. It just might appear out of nowhere in the least expected manner.

"Of all the people that could have appeared in my dreams, how fortunate...," thought Montague. Help has arrived! Or has it? Montague can't be sure since he's dealing with one mysterious Luna Lovegood. Is she his dream come true or a nightmare in disguise? A continuation of Montague's bizarre journey from vanishing cabinet to the fourth floor toliet.

The oddities continue as Montague says goodbye to Luna and is transported to some eerie places. It's all in your perspective I suppose. Peeves is no help at all.

Trapped in Chocolate Frog Cards and crystal balls, Montague can't seem to get home to Hogwarts. His string of bad luck continues as he makes of mess of Umbridge's office and comes face to face with the big D.

Montague returns to Hogwarts and discovers what has been happening while he was traveling through strange worlds. Not everyone buys into his story, but Luna and Flitwick help smooth things over.