Hermione Granger\\\'s Fourth Report

Hermione Granger's Fourth Report

Name: Hermione Granger
House: Gryffindor
Year: 4

Charms: A+
Miss Granger is top of the class again. There is nothing to criticise and too much to praise, for the space I have to write in.
F. Flitwick

Transfiguration: A+
I have exhausted my list of superlatives over the past three years' reports. See also my comments below.
M. McGonagall

Potions: A+
Miss Granger is vain, obsessed with her friendship with a pupil who considers himself a celebrity, hostile to other pupils in class, and wastes time reading magazines in class and helping a student who is beyond all help. In general, her attitude to this and all her other subjects is deplorable.
Worse still, she remains the only pupil, year after year, who completes all her classwork perfectly, more than fulfils all the homework requirements, and gets the highest mark on every test or exam.
S. Snape

Herbology: A+
Yet another outstanding year for this outstanding pupil.
P. Sprout

DADA: A+
Mr Crouch's notes suggest that she achieved highly satisfactory results throughout the school year, as well as in the end-of-year exams.
F. Grubbly-Plank (for the indisposed B. Crouch)

History of Magic: A+
Miss Grant is one of the few students who appears to show interest in the Goblin Rebellions. A most laudable attitude from the best student in the class.
V. Binns

Astronomy: A+
Hermione is the star of the class.
S.Sinistra

Arithmancy: A++
Miss Granger is the most enthusiastic pupil in the class, and this shows in the results she achieves.
X.Y.Vector

Care of Magical Creatures: Top
Hermione is very keen and remembers everything.
R.Hagrid

Study of Ancient Runes: Alpha
Ghre nemala .- tura Granger tsiere e dzii ku etura' ifriln :.
F.Frith

General behaviour/study habits: A+

Head of House's comments:
Hermione continues to be top of the class in all of her subjects. Of the three girls in Gryffindor in her year, she is the only acceptable candidate for Prefect, and should be receiving her badge shortly before the start of the next school year.
Congratulations, Hermione.
M.McGonagall

Headmaster's comments:
There appears to be little to add to the above, apart from noting that Hermione's support and assistance to one of the two school champions in the Triwizard Tournament was of considerable value to him, and doubtless contributed to his becoming Triwizard Champion.
A. Dumbledore

Parents are welcome to add their comments below:
We are very pleased to read this report, and to see that Hermione is still making such good progress, even though we still haven't the faintest idea what any of it actually is.
E. Granger
P.S. Hermione had a good giggle at Professor Snape's remarks.
P.P.S. Is it fair on parents to have to ask their children what Professor Frith has written about them?

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Copy of letter from F. Grubbly-Plank to A. Dumbledore:
Albus,
I quite appreciate the need to have a teacher available who can substitute for other teachers when they are indisposed for any reason, whether it be due to the activities of You-Know-Who, backfiring Memory Charms, Dementor attacks or merely public exposure as a werewolf or half-giant. I don't mind teaching pupils I have never met before -- it is frequently an interesting and rewarding experience.
However, this is the fourth year in a row I have had to write reports for DADA, based merely on another teacher's notes! In most cases, I have never taught or even met the pupils concerned. At least Remus had the courtesy to write the reports on his best pupils before he left, but he was a rare exception, and I still had to write reports for all the average and hopeless ones.
Please, please can you try to recruit a DADA teacher next year who will at least stay long enough to write the reports? Failing this -- can't you get anyone else to write them?
Yours in hope,
Fabricia

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